What's the funniest thing that happened with a SP?

[Big Dick Bob]

Booked with a girl visiting from out of town. She had a 400 sq foot AirBNB. One mattress on the floor and no other furniture.

She had a girlfriend whom was traveling and working with her. The friend had nowhere to go. As such, she decided to stay on the edge of the bed for my entire session. Just quietly sat there as I was plowing her girlfriend in multiple positions.

I have done a threesome before. Being with two girls in same bed wasn't the novelty. Just getting it done with no awkwardness or involvement by her as she sat on the corner of the bed will always stick out.

Was surreal.

I would have offered her an opportunity to get in on the action...

 

[maniacalone]

I would have offered her an opportunity to get in on the action...

Didn't bring enough money. Didn't expect her there.

She was hot too. Kick myself for never going back and flipping tables on them.

 

[Metaxa]

well THAT is different obviously.

Yes and it’s always interesting to see the conclusions some people jump to

 

[Big Dick Bob]

Didn't bring enough money. Didn't expect her there.

She was hot too. Kick myself for never going back and flipping tables on them.

I never said anything about paying extra.

I would have told her to get naked or go take a walk until I was finished.

 

[Silverpooner]

I never said anything about paying extra.

I would have told her to get naked or go take a walk until I was finished.

And that’s why you’re a big dick rob. Haha

 

[ExpCharlee]

Yes and it’s always interesting to see the conclusions some people jump to

yeah, I usually jump to the worst conclusion. you'd be disgusted by the shit I've heard of happening or what I've experienced. it wouldn't surprise me if a guy walked in and the provider was someone he'd known quite well since she was a child and they both realized it and he still went through with it. gross.

 

[2curious]

I got nuthin....but Exotic Dancers are a class of SP.
LOTS of funny stories about those. In fact The Queens Hotel in New West used to have Strippers every Fri/Sat but this was before all the development, so it was like New Wests version of the Turf in Surrey. This wasnt a tour stop for experienced dancers, it was more like where new dancers were hazed....they couldnt dance, let alone with heels, super chatty, and were still a long way off from perfecting their stage presence....so really it was more of an erotic comedy club, but one where you tried your damndest NOT to laugh, because the poor girls were doing their best. Even got free (replacement) drinks from time to time when a shoe shot across the room and wiped out our table...?