Why guys? Why are so many of you so into 69??

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

Seriously. Just out of curiosity, why does 69 seem like such a thing that men are into? Am I alone in being an SP who loathes doing this act? It's awkward, there's zero chance that I'll cum or that I'm even enjoying myself because I'm having to keep myself propped up in an uncomfortable position, usually the guy is also at an awkward position so the task at hand isn't being done well, and then on top of that, there's usually a sweaty, hairy man ass in my face. EXTRA gross bonus points if I get a client that seems to think woman-on-the-bottom 69 is a good idea. I do not have an extendable neck with an extra joint to make that happen. It always results in me, being squished under a heavy man body, starting at ass crack/hole, cock and balls, unable to do much even with my hands, because those are trapped under splayed man legs. Would that be enjoyable for anyone?? Why can't we just do oral sex the normal way?? One at a time?? Or two on one?? But not simultaneously!!

Why, men? WHY???

 

[take8easy]

All the SP's I have been with dont mind 69-ing. Also, all the time, they were on top, because it gives them better control and it is much more comfortable. Frankly, that's what I prefer too.

I love 69. Best position is girl on top. That way both parties dont have to work that hard. I can see how hard it would be for a woman to be at the bottom and trying to reach up to take the man in her mouth. It has to be hard on neck muscles. Usually men clean themselves before engaging in the bed-top-polo.

But if the sight of a man's butt grosses you out.... seriously you need to ask yourself this question, "Am I in the right line of work? Now, am I?"

I personally dont mind staring at a woman's ass. (It has to be clean, obviously).

On a lighter note....

A gf suggested to her bf that they should try 69 because she saw her parents do it. Boy had no idea what it was, so girl took the initiative and got on top of the boy and they both started to eat each other. Suddenly a few moments in, the girl farted. The boy got out of under her and said, if you think I am going to do that 68 more times, you are out of your mind!!


Edit: Not trying to gross you further.. I had to throw this one in too..

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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[SeductiveCameronDEL]

All the SP's I have been with dont mind 69-ing. Also, all the time, they were on top, because it gives them better control and it is much more comfortable. Frankly, that's what I prefer too.

I love 69. Best position is girl on top. That way both parties dont have to work that hard. I can see how hard it would be for a woman to be at the bottom and trying to reach up to take the man in her mouth. It has to be hard on neck muscles. Usually men clean themselves before engaging in the bed-top-polo.

But if the sight of a man's butt grosses you out.... seriously you need to ask yourself this question, "Am I in the right line of work? Now, am I?"

I personally dont mind staring at a woman's ass. (It has to be clean, obviously).

LOL well obviously you don't mind staring at a hot woman's ass. I wouldn't mind that either. But ask yourself this: would you want your ass in your face, freshly showered or not?

Also, woman on bottom doesn't work well. Unless you shove a dick down her throat and start fucking her face, which is fine for some but I don't offer PSE. SP or not, I think that having an asshole at least 6 inches away from my face/not smelling what hasn't been properly wiped away isn't too much to ask. I know that everyone thinks they have great hygiene, but not everyone does, especially in an area that sometimes gets forgotten about in terms of being properly soaped up/rinsed. I have no problem engaging in enjoyable sex when a 69 doesn't happen, and I'm 99% sure the clients I see do as well.

I just see it as something that only men get the pleasure from, and it's more of a showy porn-type thing that women partake in. I've had a couple of guys explain that they thought it was a nice thing that couples could do together, but it's kind of a pain in the ass for all the girls I've talked to about it. I'm not saying I'm going to stop doing it/offering it. It's just really, really low down there on things I'd like to do. I don't derive pleasure from it, and I don't think I'm alone here.

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

I think 69 can be very appealing even just for the fact that one gets to look at a beautiful thing(s)
while receiving pleasure; it's right there! So close by! (this in itself can be a fun tease turn on thing.
Couple that up with some dirty talk from her.....)
I had a woman tell me "no" to any oral contact from me to her during "69".
Initially, I thought "why bother with 69 then"
but then she had such a beautiful ass and vagina, etc. so it totally worked.
I think it's a nice option but success or feasibility obviously depends on height and-or
body proportions of each person.

HAHAHA! Again, this is a male perspective, staring at a cute little rosebud bum...think about the female perspective. Would you be stoked if you booked an SP, went to 69 her, and you were met with a hairy, pimpled ass crack, that smelled slightly of old poop? I don't think so.

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

I suppose a more direct answer would be... We are perverts and enjoy the nastiest of acts she will possibly let us get away with. Lol

But I understand your perspective Miss Cameron. I wouldn't want my ass in my face either. Lol

Oh I would absolutely 69 with a girl lol I guess I understand the male perspective as well. It's more that I guess I consider it rude to not think about the flip side of it, and at least prep the area if you expect it to happen and have a good wash and rinse of your taint. That's the stinkiest sweat ever!!

 

[badbadboy]

I love going down on a woman. It just so happens over extended oral times my neck tends to get stiff and it detracts from my own experience if she is laying back on the bed. Kneeling beside the bed alleviates this problem somewhat.

Best position for me is the woman sitting on my face holding the bed frame so she can lean in or back away as the case may be.

69 is great too since I can see what I am doing and if it works slipping in a digit is also a good idea.

Looking at a woman's asshole has never been a problem for me either. I've been known on occasion to slip a tongue in there too

 

[jon6491]

I frankly dont get that turned on when a woman is going down on me.
I get really turned on when going down on a woman.
I love 69, as I am turned on by the pussy in my face, and now my cock is getting attention.
Just how some of us are wired

Hairy man ass. How can anyone believe in intellient design with hairy man ass....

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

snip...Looking at a woman's asshole has never been a problem for me either. I've been known on occasion to slip a tongue in there too

Me too BBB

OMG I am seriously cracking up at this thread ound:ound:ound:

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

I frankly dont get that turned on when a woman is going down on me.
I get really turned on when going down on a woman.
I love 69, as I am turned on by the pussy in my face, and now my cock is getting attention.
Just how some of us are wired

Hairy man ass. How can anyone believe in intellient design with hairy man ass....

Women have hairy everything as well, we're just taught to take care of it all. Time to catch up guys!

 

[jon6491]

I frankly dont get that turned on when a woman is going down on me.
I get really turned on when going down on a woman.
I love 69, as I am turned on by the pussy in my face, and now my cock is getting attention.
Just how some of us are wired

Hairy man ass. How can anyone believe in intellient design with hairy man ass....

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

 

[take8easy]

I frankly dont get that turned on when a woman is going down on me.
I get really turned on when going down on a woman.
I love 69, as I am turned on by the pussy in my face, and now my cock is getting attention.
Just how some of us are wired

Hairy man ass. How can anyone believe in intellient design with hairy man ass....

The tragedy is that older you get, hairier it gets, giving pretty girls like Cameron another reason not to 69.

 

[Katman]

Understandable on your position. No pun intended. I keep my self hygienically clean overall. I am a man, but I get my waxing done every two months. I take a shower beforehand, at home before going there or shower at the lady's incall if I am getting off work. On the other side, the ladies I see are aware of their own hygiene before seeing a client. It is a common sense mutual understanding from my perspective.
Most of the ladies have commented that they appreciated the consideration and even take the initiative to get in the 69 position with themselves on top. I, for one, agree that with the man on top, it could be uncomfortable for the lady. Again, it is a matter of preference with each individual and as long as it is communicated between both parties involved.
On the other hand, I love a woman's butt.

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

The tragedy is that older you get, hairier it gets, giving pretty girls like Cameron another reason not to 69.

I think you guys should just get into the Brazilian style of things. Just take care of it with a quick waxing at a reputable salon...voila! We do it all the time, why not try it?? ound:

But actually, unless it is a LOT of hair, it's not so much the hair as the odor caused by poor hygiene/improper wiping. If it's that important to you, just have a shower and use a cloth. Floss yo butt.

 

[bmwdriver]

I love being in a 69 because of the view and the feel of having the woman's body pressed against me. Also, I love oral sex. I'm a bit ocd when it comes to cleanliness and would be put off by the faintest hint of a bad smell, so can appreciate your position.
Although I've never met you Cameron, I think it probably is a bit awkward for you because you are relatively tall. I find the best fit for me is with women who are 6 inches or so shorter than me.

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

Understandable on your position. No pun intended. I keep my self hygienically clean overall. I am a man, but I get my waxing done every two months. I take a shower beforehand, at home before going there or shower at the lady's incall if I am getting off work. On the other side, the ladies I see are aware of their own hygiene before seeing a client. It is a common sense mutual understanding from my perspective.
Most of the ladies have commented that they appreciated the consideration and even take the initiative to get in the 69 position with themselves on top. I, for one, agree that with the man on top, it could be uncomfortable for the lady. Again, it is a matter of preference with each individual and as long as it is communicated between both parties involved.
On the other hand, I love a woman's butt.

:welcome::nod::clap2::thumb:

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

I love being in a 69 because of the view and the feel of having the woman's body pressed against me. Also, I love oral sex. I'm a bit ocd when it comes to cleanliness and would be put off by the faintest hint of a bad smell, so can appreciate your position.
Although I've never met you Cameron, I think it probably is a bit awkward for you because you are relatively tall. I find the best fit for me is with women who are 6 inches or so shorter than me.

I've never thought about the height factor!! I think you've definitely got a point there. My head is probably about six inches higher than a lot of ladies, so it makes sense that the position is usually less than satisfying for me. However, there have been a few times when I've been able to get off in that position, so it's not all bad. Just takes the right combo or person/skills/proportions :nod:

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Women have hairy everything as well, we're just taught to take care of it all. Time to catch up guys!

Hear hear!!

Because we don't shave our taints for the hell of it...

 

[westwoody]

I have no problem engaging in enjoyable sex when a 69 doesn't happen

I get along fine without 69. Most guys get off on the the forbidden fruit aspect of sex more than the sex itself. So a guy might not enjoy the activity of 69ing but he gets a rush from fulfilling a fantasy.

 

[clu]

I had a girlfriend who liked to 69 (I've only ever done it with the girl on top. The other way sounds awkward) and it used to be sort of a contest to see which of us could make the other cum first. It'd start off super exciting because going down on the other and being pleasured at the same time was almost like a threesome but eventually one of us would lose our concentration as the other started to win the "contest". Like any sex act, it'll appeal to some and not others.