What gets your Spidey senses tingling

[Riza]

What gets your Spidey senses tingling

Well since perb has been nuked thought it would be a good time post something humorous.

This isn’t a bitch fest or a rant, more just a fun post for all the funny OMG type stuff we come across in this industry.
Its not just for the girls, its also for the guys. Feel free to tell what is the "tell" that makes you walk away…

When I hit 100% or more of my spidey senses tingling when combining everything said/texted its time to say goodnight a possibly a block. Here are my favorites with their rated %

I know there are plenty more but not coming to mind at the moment.

1. I’m really hung 50%
2. I’m black and hung 75% Give them 25% chance just in case its true lol
3. Wanna fuk? 60%
4. Can I cum in your pussy? 100% (block)
5. Do you rock climb 75%
6. Wanna party? 75%
7. What are you wearing 50% It’s a legit question but I find half of the guys that ask this question are sitting wanking off and never make a appointment
8. Pic of your pussy? 50% Same reason as question above. Next they want a selfie.
9. The word “Babe or baby” 50% Unless we have already met, probably not the best term to use.
10. BBFS? 100% Block, Block, Block
11. Brown shower? 100% Block, kinda takes away any possible fun with that thought in my mind

Carry on people :clap2:

 

[apl16]

The sad part is that since mention these things, someone must have said them. Good you can keep your sense of humour.��

 

[UhOh]

Not sure what a "brown shower" is. But I have a feeling I could life a long happy life without ever experiencing it

 

[rlock]

5. Do you rock climb 75%

Rock climb = crack reference I assume?

 

[paprides]

I'm uncertain what is worse, sketchy in-call address or "all asparagus," diet.

 

[MissingOne]

Anything that includes the word "tantra" or its derivatives.

 

[Riza]

The sad part is that since mention these things, someone must have said them. Good you can keep your sense of humour.��

Many times lol

Not sure what a "brown shower" is. But I have a feeling I could life a long happy life without ever experiencing it

Yes all our lives would be happy without experiencing a brown shower.

Rock climb = crack reference I assume?

Yes you are correct. I usually respond with "yes, love to. I have descenders, Carabiners, belay and 1000' of rope, do you have your own harness?"

Anything that includes the word "tantra" or its derivatives.

I hope "Nuru" isn't in there lol.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Can you pick up some condoms for me?

I'll be ready in five more minutes. Okay, just five more minutes, etc etc....

Anyone calling me babe, baby, honey, sugar, etc.

Men's clothing/shoes/boots at incall. (not belongng to clients).

Other men at incall (not clients).

 

[MissingOne]

...I hope "Nuru" isn't in there lol.

It isn't. Nuru is on my "to-do" list. I'll get to it one of these days.

 

[voodooking]

- Party Friendly
- Porn Star
- Hardcore
- 24/7
- Bad Communication

 

[vancity_cowboy]

when they say they can't discuss services over the phone

when they say they 'might' offer bbbj with repeat visits

when they call me 'hun'

when their price list starts to sound like one of those late night television commercials

when they use the word 'party' in their ad

 

[girth-brooks]

Anyone calling me babe, baby, honey, sugar, etc.

This could be a thread all its own. Got it on day 1 and still get it here and there from random girls.

 

[PierreCoeur]

Girls who use photos of Lindsey Pelas in their advertisement.

 

[PierreCoeur]

Girls who suggest I should stop at the nearest ATM and get so more cash in case I want to stay longer. I usually tell them I brought Viagra and won't have any problems staying.

 

[PierreCoeur]

Girls who change names more times in a year than they change their underwear in a week.

 

[six1961xis]

"cardates"

 

[asiansweetness]

"Call and ask for (name)."

Who else is using your phone?

 

[pro-boner]

Lower end hotel, so far never been disappointed by a girl using a first class hotel.

Long waits in the car. Can mean disorganized, which could mean drug use, getting the pimp out of the room, bunging in too many guys in a day, etc.

Disjointed, impolite and or irrelevant texting

 

[voodooking]

Crisscrossing in the hall with clients before or after the appointment is always a complete turn off in my opinion.

It usually indicates that they are a high volume provider or that they double book clients with no time to shower.

 

[Claire Monet]

I just have to say EWWW to some of the mens replies here. Who the hell are you guys risking your safety for? Car dates? Other dudes in the hallways??

What gets me to say ew: dick pics, one-liner emails/texts, "I saw your ad what's your rate, babe?".... if you saw my ad and were even slightly literate you'd see my rate, or my recent personal favourite of the unsavoury "My Mom is asleep upstairs, we can do it in the basement" lol