What are the worst TV ads right now?
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About fucking time. Those two suburban keister spikes rank up there with Bea Arthur (Shoppers Drug Mart) and John Ratzenberger/Howie Mandal* (Boston Pizza) in the list of all time shitty spokespeople on Canadian TVwolverine said:
The dude's an idiot but his "wife" has that certain soccer mom fuckabilitywolverine said:
The guys ok (actually feel sorry for the fucker cause he's buying that evil form of transport known as a minivan) but his big mouthed twat of a wife needs to stfuwolverine said:
*Could someone please tell me how in the ever loving sweet merciful fuck does that talentless piece of smegma continue to resurrect his career? It would be as though I show up to work on a Monday morning, go to my boss's office, drop my pants, hop up on his desk, take a shit in the middle of it, hop off, take a piss on his bonsai tree, then tip out the door and then three days later get a promotion.
I think that ad was written in French first, and it plays to French humour tastes, which then translated into English comes off very, very flat.wolverine said:
That has to be the most annoying set of commercials on today.wolverine said:Jon Lovitz reprising his SNL Masterpiece Theatre thing for Subway.
Tapmax! That fuckin Tampax commercial keeps coming on when I'm eating. Same with that Masengil Douche commercial where that young girl is asking her mother if she ever has days that she doesn't feel fresh. Have you seen that girl? A fire hose wouldn't help her feel fresh.
ANY commercial about menstrual cycles, menstrual cramps, menstrual flow, douches, hemmeroids or diarreah should be banned during the hours of dinner!
My favorite commercial right now is the AADAC crystal meth ad where the young couple are fighting and she starts wigging out on the lawn. Her actions are just way too funny.
THE BEST AD EVER, even if its a spoof >>> http://www.hourlydump.com/media/117_Mastercard_Spoof
Scotty
ANY commercial about menstrual cycles, menstrual cramps, menstrual flow, douches, hemmeroids or diarreah should be banned during the hours of dinner!
My favorite commercial right now is the AADAC crystal meth ad where the young couple are fighting and she starts wigging out on the lawn. Her actions are just way too funny.
THE BEST AD EVER, even if its a spoof >>> http://www.hourlydump.com/media/117_Mastercard_Spoof
Scotty
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Commence beating dead horse...
By now the cost of all the re-dubbing must have equalled the cost of producing another commercial....
Unbelievable....
SWG
Swguy said:
This commercial is STILL being run and it sounds like they've re-dubbed the voice-overs yet again!!!gravitas said:
By now the cost of all the re-dubbing must have equalled the cost of producing another commercial....
Unbelievable....
SWG
I really need to resurrect this thread for one really good reason:
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...the Special K homo needs to be killed without mercy.
disclaimer: I'm not a homophobe or anything like that...in fact I'd bet that most gays would be quite ashamed of this asshammer.
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...the Special K homo needs to be killed without mercy.
disclaimer: I'm not a homophobe or anything like that...in fact I'd bet that most gays would be quite ashamed of this asshammer.
^^ditto & ditto!
some other recent additions that are pissing me off:
-the volkswagon commercial where the woman honks the horn and the big angry dude gets out of the truck......first, hands on the wheel bitch! if you're not driving then keep your mitts on either your sig other's cock or your twat....second, if you're smart/dumb enough to honk the horn then own up to it and don't make your emasculated husband/bf sneak away
-all the new canuk tire ads.....they're moronic, end of story
-the boston pizza commercial with the freak family with the big hands.....creepy
some other recent additions that are pissing me off:
-the volkswagon commercial where the woman honks the horn and the big angry dude gets out of the truck......first, hands on the wheel bitch! if you're not driving then keep your mitts on either your sig other's cock or your twat....second, if you're smart/dumb enough to honk the horn then own up to it and don't make your emasculated husband/bf sneak away
-all the new canuk tire ads.....they're moronic, end of story
-the boston pizza commercial with the freak family with the big hands.....creepy
No, the very worst is the two sweethearts shilling flavored coffee white with the olympic skater who chocked in every important competition. She always denied a spot to someone with a chance because the Olympic trials never have a big crowd, she couldn't do it in front of a full arena.
Actually, the worst is the Mac one with those 2 homos holdin' hands.
The older one where the asian girl, who's supposed to be a digital camera, pulls a picture out of her ass made me laff though. But just that one part. In fact, that part shoulda been the whole commercial, without the 2 guys at all. Just her pullin' pictures outa her ass.
Gold.
The older one where the asian girl, who's supposed to be a digital camera, pulls a picture out of her ass made me laff though. But just that one part. In fact, that part shoulda been the whole commercial, without the 2 guys at all. Just her pullin' pictures outa her ass.
Gold.
I never bothered to read any of thes 100 pages, but I think those fucking Shaw commercial are stupid. Especially the ones where they combine 2 cities to one name. FUCKING ANNOYING. FIRE YOUR FUCKING AD AGENTS!!! THEY ARE OVERPAID, UNDEREDUCATED FUCKING MORONS!
All I can say is:
"EAT FRESH"
I am so tired if this one, and it is my number one. It follows me everywhere.
SD
Makes a lot more sense next to my VAGINAL GIF.
"EAT FRESH"
I am so tired if this one, and it is my number one. It follows me everywhere.
SD
Makes a lot more sense next to my VAGINAL GIF.
Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which incidentally is one of the most ridiculous shows ever made. Only reason I know this information is I had an ex who liked the program.....deal we made is I would get a BBBJCIM from her for every 20 minutes of the program I could tolerate. Whole episode = 3 good hummers with her swallowing my sploogewolverine said:
