What are the worst TV ads right now?
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ING Direct ads.... Save your money
ING Direct ads are really really stupid!! The stupid European guy going "Save your Money!" Any intelligent person knows that saving accounts paying under 3% is a waste of your time and money. Inflation is already at 3%. There is no such thing as an UNMORTGAGE mortgage. It merely means a mortgage strategy to shorten your amortization. F***, any bank or credit union can tell you how to do that.
Want to make the most of your money? Ask yourself these 3 questions...
1) How long to invest?
2) What are your goals for the money.
3) How much risk you're willing to take.
Save your money? How about ... burn your money and the guy who represents ING.
euradog
ING Direct ads are really really stupid!! The stupid European guy going "Save your Money!" Any intelligent person knows that saving accounts paying under 3% is a waste of your time and money. Inflation is already at 3%. There is no such thing as an UNMORTGAGE mortgage. It merely means a mortgage strategy to shorten your amortization. F***, any bank or credit union can tell you how to do that.
Want to make the most of your money? Ask yourself these 3 questions...
1) How long to invest?
2) What are your goals for the money.
3) How much risk you're willing to take.
Save your money? How about ... burn your money and the guy who represents ING.
euradog
I hate that fucking Telus add with the Hippo song. I'm going to smash my TV before X-mas is over. Can you buy local telephone service from anyone else other than Telus in Alberta?
The song isn't so bad as the visuals of guys in suits with their hands down other guys pants. It's fuckin' gay.Kev said:
it's so deliberately not gay that I hate. I can just imagine all the ad excecs sitting around the table saying "ok, we need the straightest looking men possible, with the most "non-gay" posture...and we don't want them having their hands in any womens pockets either because that's too sexual. We have a company image to uphold people!"
I hate commercials..they're so fucking pandering and pathetic.
I hate commercials..they're so fucking pandering and pathetic.
How those adds that make genital herpies look good... I ALMOST WENT OUT TO THE STORE AND ASKED FOR SOME...then I realized what it was...
Just saw that commercial - for cellphones, I think - where there's a carload of people laughing about the driver being attacked by some animal....all captured on a picture-phone. The guy's scratched up and pissed off, and they keep laughing at him like a bunch of idiots - led by who I assume is his wife in the front seat.
The ad was running every other second about three weeks ago, and now doesn't run at all - my guess is the focus groups panned it for being dumb - and because people likely feel so sorry for the driver that they forget what the product is.
That guy should have pulled over and told everyone "GET THE FUCK OUT" and left them in the middle of nowhere. Now who's laughing, ya fuckwads
The ad was running every other second about three weeks ago, and now doesn't run at all - my guess is the focus groups panned it for being dumb - and because people likely feel so sorry for the driver that they forget what the product is.
That guy should have pulled over and told everyone "GET THE FUCK OUT" and left them in the middle of nowhere. Now who's laughing, ya fuckwads
That CIBC Wealth Check (or whatever its called) commercial where that annoying freak is in the entrance to the bank by the ATM aking if people got their check-up then innundates them with "And?... and?... and?..."
In the real world that guy would probably get beaten to a slimy pulp after the first couple "And's"...
SWG
In the real world that guy would probably get beaten to a slimy pulp after the first couple "And's"...
SWG
a few news ones and a repeat since it was nuked when HFS vaporized
first the repeat....
the commercial with the dude in the shower and his heroin thin biatch of a gf.....for starters filming a POS commercial like that can't be all that expensive so for the love of christ don't release it into a different market with voice overs that make a godzilla movie look like something out of ILM....second, the dumb bitch who's smelling her bf's undershirt needs to be donkey slapped
now for some new ones....
first out of the gate.....while all the pepto bismol commercials with singing have been annoying their latest addition has me wishing I'd have diarrhea just so I could buy their competitors product. Don't know how watching some faggots in retro cloths dancing around some gymnasium is supposed to compel me to think of their pink goo the next time I have the shits or bad gas
number two....have to admit I didn't catch the name of the product since I tune out for most feminine hygiene commercials but I did catch the closing line..."make it a happy period" Pardon??? How in the FUCK would sticking some sort of sponge in your twat make that special time of the month happy?
tres.....the london drugs commercial with the preppy daughter and punk mother......I'm assuming the kid is under 18 so she's clearly off limits but the mother on the other hand looks as though she's seen more cocks then a chicken farmer.
-. ..- -- -... . .-. ..-. --- ..- .-. the new kitkat commercial with those two annoying WASP bitches....they both need a massive dink up their asses
first the repeat....
the commercial with the dude in the shower and his heroin thin biatch of a gf.....for starters filming a POS commercial like that can't be all that expensive so for the love of christ don't release it into a different market with voice overs that make a godzilla movie look like something out of ILM....second, the dumb bitch who's smelling her bf's undershirt needs to be donkey slapped
now for some new ones....
first out of the gate.....while all the pepto bismol commercials with singing have been annoying their latest addition has me wishing I'd have diarrhea just so I could buy their competitors product. Don't know how watching some faggots in retro cloths dancing around some gymnasium is supposed to compel me to think of their pink goo the next time I have the shits or bad gas
number two....have to admit I didn't catch the name of the product since I tune out for most feminine hygiene commercials but I did catch the closing line..."make it a happy period"
Pardon??? How in the FUCK would sticking some sort of sponge in your twat make that special time of the month happy?tres.....the london drugs commercial with the preppy daughter and punk mother......I'm assuming the kid is under 18 so she's clearly off limits but the mother on the other hand looks as though she's seen more cocks then a chicken farmer.
-. ..- -- -... . .-. ..-. --- ..- .-. the new kitkat commercial with those two annoying WASP bitches....they both need a massive dink up their asses
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The Goldilocks character with the squeaky voice was bad enough. She's long since been replaced by extremely horrid ads featuring either a more annoying bitch (some heifer with deer-in-headlights eyes) or the crappiest animation ever produced.
The Goldilocks character with the squeaky voice was bad enough. She's long since been replaced by extremely horrid ads featuring either a more annoying bitch (some heifer with deer-in-headlights eyes) or the crappiest animation ever produced.
