What are the worst TV ads right now?

hitrack

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the rogers cell phone commercial where those kids are jumping around on the buildings like a bunch of fukkin yard apes. It just seems lame, like their struggling for advertising gimmicks.

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That a&w commercial where the newly weds go there for dinner and give the dad a grandpa burger to tell him he's gonna be one blah blah...worst over acting or non acting ever. Terrible.
 

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The Alberta Ford TV ads. Same complaint as with Travel Alberta and the Klein government - the Calgarycentric focus on cowboys and mountains. What, is there is no oil, prairies, wheat, lakes and forests in this province? :rolleyes:
 

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No problem...the rest of the province can go out and buy BMWs instead! :p

An ad just came up...various ppl saying "ask your doctor about Celebrex".
What's with these drug ads that don't say what it's actually supposed to do??? :confused:
 
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wolverine said:
What's with these drug ads that don't say what it's actually supposed to do??? :confused:
It's my understanding, and I could very well be wrong, but drug companies can't actually advertise a specific treatment since that's the doctor's responsibilty. All they can do is give you some indication that you'll feel better if you pop their pills.....they also have to tell you about the side effects which usually sound worse then what you're trying to get rid of in the first place :rolleyes:
 

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I don't know if it has been said before but I think the new Molson Canadian ads have to be the worst.
The karaoke reject singing and the theme just sucks.
 

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wolverine said:
Am I the only one who thinks that those Taco Bell "Good To Go" ads have reached new levels of lameness?
Always have been lame but you're right they've gotten a lot worse.....just another reason not to eat their spork


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"Can't get your kids to leave home......."
That old hag needs to have a big wedge of cheddar rammed down her yap



Other annoying commercials....the new Rona ad with the creepy pedophile looking guy who's got one hand up a the clerk's ass and the other holding the scruff of his neck as he's planing the door
 

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The absolute worst right now are those two beavers in the Bell cellphone ads yelling "What?" at each other. Only retarded troglodytes would find any amusement in that.
 

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wolverine said:
The absolute worst right now are those two beavers in the Bell cellphone ads yelling "What?" at each other. Only retarded troglodytes would find any amusement in that.
Because, as we all know, the normal troglodytes are too intelligent for those ads. They prefer the "hands in my pocket" credit card ads :D
 

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New ones to add:

The new A&W ad with the two cheap fuckwits who politely argue over who buys the Teen burgers. They must be the type of guys who whine about SP's rates. :rolleyes:

The Telus ad with the very mechanical koala bear. The ad producers obviously phoned that one in.
 

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That Visa commercial where the assfuck dickwad is doing the running of the bulls, but is 5 days too late. Comes off as some longhair trippin' on peyote.
 

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I agree Fuzzy. Talk about determination to go to thoses places after they are finished and how the cab driver was desperate for a cab fare in Sweden and the Torino officials allowing the couple to enter the arena.

The latest Viagra commercial. On the same note, when these Viagra type pills first came out it was mentioned that it was not for all men but yet with all the Viagras,Enzytes and Cialas ads, suggests it works for all men.
 

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It is said that Rob Feenie is an Iron Chef.
Well he's really Iron Chef America and not a World Iron Chef.
 

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Love the commercial I saw recently (probably MADD) about the dude who's driving and his SO is beaking at him -- we see her from his POV through the whole ad -- for driving drunk yet again yadda yadda yadda and then the car gets Tboned by a semi.

The reason it's a bad commercial is because as all this is going on you are just wishing for her to STFU so when the semi beans them you're actually happy.
 

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Has anyone said this?

The Travelocity Roaming Genome.:rolleyes:

Going with my most favorite rant:

ALL A&E repetitive advertising for their shitty reality shows.:mad:

Especially white trash "Dog The Bounty Hunter" and "The King of Cars"
 

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good commercial: The latest VEET. Hair removal for chicks. Buddy comes in and barely steps through the door and it's like he's rubbin her ass ready to get busy.

bad commercial: that coffee commercial where the chick is a news/traffic reporter and right at the end it shows her getting into her helicopter and fukking off for another great day thanks to starting it off with her fav coffee. Bah I fukkin well say. Would take 40 cups of coffee and pussy to see me in that chipper a mood any time in the AM hours.
 

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Hit that guy in the nuts with a hammer. What a pussy-whippped loser.
Which one?
The bearded guy who kept smugly showing off the new gizmos? He's been fired!
The guy with the porn moustache looking over his yard with his wife?
The douchebag duct-taping the lawn chairs?
Or the guy buying the used minivan?
 
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