Self Review - Hamster
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LMAO
Absolutlely Gutt Busting tggrr2
But now I can't get that song outta my head..lol ... The Bells The Beeeelllles. lol
Can you pick up that sound track at HMV
Always Remember... It's My Soap and My Penis and I Can Wash It as Long, Hard and as Fast as I want Too
Absolutlely Gutt Busting tggrr2
But now I can't get that song outta my head..lol ... The Bells The Beeeelllles. lolCan you pick up that sound track at HMV
Always Remember... It's My Soap and My Penis and I Can Wash It as Long, Hard and as Fast as I want Too
Masturbation
It's cheap, clean, convenient and you don't have to walk home in the cold.
But it's lonely
Or words to that effect. My apologies to Robert Heinlen, whom I have probably misquoted.
It's cheap, clean, convenient and you don't have to walk home in the cold.
But it's lonely
Or words to that effect. My apologies to Robert Heinlen, whom I have probably misquoted.
I'd swear i said weeks ago I knew too much about Hammy's dick now I know way too much about his love life!!!! I long for the days i thought hamsters were cute furry little creatures. As it is I'll never be able to go into a pet store again!!!!!!!!
I will say that in a much more serious thread I said "if you can't make yourself happy, you can't make anyone else happy either" surprisingly it holds true here too.. .who knew
Now a few general comments to all of selected members (no not those members)
Saffire, you're one quick witted lady
Little Alex I'm impressed with your musical taste
Kahuna yeah right, don't make promises you can't keep
oberon
everyone's a comedian but so few of us are actually good at it!
I will say that in a much more serious thread I said "if you can't make yourself happy, you can't make anyone else happy either" surprisingly it holds true here too.. .who knew
Now a few general comments to all of selected members (no not those members)
Saffire, you're one quick witted lady
Little Alex I'm impressed with your musical taste
Kahuna yeah right, don't make promises you can't keep
oberon
everyone's a comedian but so few of us are actually good at it!
more humourous prose ..... all in jest ...
Masturbation ... a handy subject with many advantages.
* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have an orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.
Masturbation ... a handy subject with many advantages.
* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have an orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.
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Lisa:
Hubba hubba, like the way you think using multi purpose objects *G. Those coronas have just the right shaped neck in the bottle for some self stimulation. And even have liquid to keep things lubed up to a certain degree. And of course after the self gratification is complete you could take a few drinks to quench the thirst after the workout *LOL.
But on a more serious note I hear those butterfly clit stimulators do wonders! Ahh to torment a woman out in public with the controls *L. That mini pearl sounds like good fun! *S.
As well, I was thinking similarly as Saffire. A bit biased in the looks department *L. No shilling now! Not sure about others here, but can't say as I would be into reading about self gratification on a daily basis. Now and again is good for a laugh *L.
Then ponders over the many techniques... dry hand; various lubes ranging from baby oil, vaseline, KY; and silk lingerie slowly caressing against the member as though mimicing a dry sensual pussy... soft and sensual like a fine woman. Then thinks too much of one, even though a good thing can turn into a bad thing. Not thinking of the mythic cause of blindness, but of not being able to cum during sex due to being too accustomed to getting off in another way.
Suddenly thinks I said too much *L.
Hubba hubba, like the way you think using multi purpose objects *G. Those coronas have just the right shaped neck in the bottle for some self stimulation. And even have liquid to keep things lubed up to a certain degree. And of course after the self gratification is complete you could take a few drinks to quench the thirst after the workout *LOL.
But on a more serious note I hear those butterfly clit stimulators do wonders! Ahh to torment a woman out in public with the controls *L. That mini pearl sounds like good fun! *S.
As well, I was thinking similarly as Saffire. A bit biased in the looks department *L. No shilling now! Not sure about others here, but can't say as I would be into reading about self gratification on a daily basis. Now and again is good for a laugh *L.
Then ponders over the many techniques... dry hand; various lubes ranging from baby oil, vaseline, KY; and silk lingerie slowly caressing against the member as though mimicing a dry sensual pussy... soft and sensual like a fine woman. Then thinks too much of one, even though a good thing can turn into a bad thing. Not thinking of the mythic cause of blindness, but of not being able to cum during sex due to being too accustomed to getting off in another way.
Suddenly thinks I said too much *L.
LMAO -- Jesus I hate it when that happens when I am at work always hard to explain "hey what's so funny" ohj shit where was Itiggrr2 said:
oberon
Hey Prospero --- good handle ...
oberon
Our revels now are ended,
These are actors, as I foretold you,
Were all spirits, and are melted into air,
Into thin air.
And like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself.
Yea, all which it inherit shall dissolve,
And like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind.
We are such stuff, as dreams are made of,
And our little life is rounded,
With a sleep.
oberon
Our revels now are ended,
These are actors, as I foretold you,
Were all spirits, and are melted into air,
Into thin air.
And like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself.
Yea, all which it inherit shall dissolve,
And like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind.
We are such stuff, as dreams are made of,
And our little life is rounded,
With a sleep.
