OK, I've wanted to reply to this thread since I read it, but just didn't have the time.
So, if Bad Santa will humor me to write a list as I see fit, then here goes:
Fred: Another prosperous year of business. And HOT SEX.
Mod-1: Hot sex when you are finished your moderating! That, and a good Rxn of Xanax.
Health Nurse: Lots of HOT SAFE SEX!
Bad Santa: Naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY elvettes with fabulous feet!
Spermie: Hugs, love, and rainbows. You deserve it!
EddieEdmonton: The smell of pussy and your tongue in the midst of it, a visit back here SOON! Oh, and a new sweater made of natural materials.
Uncle Cleg: That someone will stop calling him Uncle Cleg, cuz it's all about the G-spot! And many more WERLs!
Sexy Nina: Sublime utopia with positive energy and thoughts. That she feel loved and truly blessed. And LOTS of orgasms!
Dr. Vanessa Kelly: Peaceful nesting energy, cuz we are sure glad to have you stationary! And HOT sex.
Harmony-BC: Patience for your precious 'boo' and a harem of HOT WOMEN at your pleasure!
Visiting: May you dream in chocolate and whipped cream, spread all over our bodies.....and a box of Thomas Haas!
Lubdup: Cookies and speedy recovery. Nothing better than a naughty nurse!!!!
Hunka: A hot review of a harem of sexy women ravaging him, including Jasmine! (LMAO)
Beautiful Anna: To come to one of my parties?!?!? haha. See you soon!
Jasmine: A hot guy that is as hot as her! That's a HOT guy!
VeryVeronica: Cookies for the Sexiest cookie monster. "Me love cookies too!"
Victoria Jolie: A one-way ticket to my house. LMAO!
Puntmeister: Shared visitation of the hot blonde waitress, and the door-table. And a new sweater. haha
Man Mountain/Luv to Lick: Directions, approximate coordinates, weather, date, and time of next Werl. LMAO!!!
Gomez: An underground unnamed location (bomb shelter style), though far from the rabbit hole, with all amenities and Kendra/VJ.
Alinburnaby/Marooned/Jethro: New Perbbie friends. (Spermie....enter the rainbow hugs.....)
Susi Sassy Strumpet: A limo ride to my next event! (I know people......)
Miss Bijou: Patience and harmony! haha. And a trip to my house with Lola
Jessika XXX: Her own personal chopper...OK, (s). One in the air, the other a SEXY hog.
Sandi Laine: Some fun duos with me and VK! Lunch too?
Krustee: Peace and patience for perceived stupidity in others.
Eva Evangeline: Many tubes of pink lipstick...we LOVE those lips!
Odette: Many more duos with Eva! They look great together!
Classy Angel: Further prosperity while employing virtuous nature. You ARE classy!
Kim Billionairess: More pics! You're HOT!
JPR: Peace, clarity, and wisdom.
Digger: A big excavator to help Gomez to dig his hide-out.
Jim: Health, wealth and the occasional BJ, even while hanging out with the junk in the trunk!
Dood: Patience and peace during periods of change.
Methodman: More method than man, please.
Pony-boy: A once in a lifetime ride with Herr whateverhername is.
Johnny Guapo: A good run of pussy...3 months is a long time!
Cuteangie: A wonderful holiday season with her family.
Fit to Be Tied: Many conferences in Vancouver in 2011. You need regular good spankings to keep you in check! Oh, and a new sweater.
Me: 2011 Werls that are light, fun, and free of politics and BS.
*Side note: WHAT IS UP WITH THESE PREPPY SWEATERS?
*Final side note: I have not disincluded anyone intentionally. It`s a lot to write!