Santa's XXXmas Wishlist XOXOXOX!!!

Bad Santa

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OK, I've wanted to reply to this thread since I read it, but just didn't have the time.

So, if Bad Santa will humor me to write a list as I see fit, then here goes:


Fred: Another prosperous year of business. And HOT SEX.

Mod-1: Hot sex when you are finished your moderating! That, and a good Rxn of Xanax.

Health Nurse: Lots of HOT SAFE SEX!

Bad Santa: Naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY elvettes with fabulous feet!

Spermie: Hugs, love, and rainbows. You deserve it!

EddieEdmonton: The smell of pussy and your tongue in the midst of it, a visit back here SOON! Oh, and a new sweater made of natural materials.

Uncle Cleg: That someone will stop calling him Uncle Cleg, cuz it's all about the G-spot! And many more WERLs!

Sexy Nina: Sublime utopia with positive energy and thoughts. That she feel loved and truly blessed. And LOTS of orgasms!

Dr. Vanessa Kelly: Peaceful nesting energy, cuz we are sure glad to have you stationary! And HOT sex.

Harmony-BC: Patience for your precious 'boo' and a harem of HOT WOMEN at your pleasure!

Visiting: May you dream in chocolate and whipped cream, spread all over our bodies.....and a box of Thomas Haas!

Lubdup: Cookies and speedy recovery. Nothing better than a naughty nurse!!!!

Hunka: A hot review of a harem of sexy women ravaging him, including Jasmine! (LMAO)

Beautiful Anna: To come to one of my parties?!?!? haha. See you soon!

Jasmine: A hot guy that is as hot as her! That's a HOT guy!

VeryVeronica: Cookies for the Sexiest cookie monster. "Me love cookies too!"

Victoria Jolie: A one-way ticket to my house. LMAO!

Puntmeister: Shared visitation of the hot blonde waitress, and the door-table. And a new sweater. haha

Man Mountain/Luv to Lick: Directions, approximate coordinates, weather, date, and time of next Werl. LMAO!!!

Gomez: An underground unnamed location (bomb shelter style), though far from the rabbit hole, with all amenities and Kendra/VJ.

Alinburnaby/Marooned/Jethro: New Perbbie friends. (Spermie....enter the rainbow hugs.....)

Susi Sassy Strumpet: A limo ride to my next event! (I know people......)

Miss Bijou: Patience and harmony! haha. And a trip to my house with Lola:)

Jessika XXX: Her own personal chopper...OK, (s). One in the air, the other a SEXY hog.

Sandi Laine: Some fun duos with me and VK! Lunch too?

Krustee: Peace and patience for perceived stupidity in others.

Eva Evangeline: Many tubes of pink lipstick...we LOVE those lips!

Odette: Many more duos with Eva! They look great together!

Classy Angel: Further prosperity while employing virtuous nature. You ARE classy!

Kim Billionairess: More pics! You're HOT!

JPR: Peace, clarity, and wisdom.

Digger: A big excavator to help Gomez to dig his hide-out.

Jim: Health, wealth and the occasional BJ, even while hanging out with the junk in the trunk!

Dood: Patience and peace during periods of change.

Methodman: More method than man, please.

Pony-boy: A once in a lifetime ride with Herr whateverhername is.

Johnny Guapo: A good run of pussy...3 months is a long time!

Cuteangie: A wonderful holiday season with her family.

Fit to Be Tied: Many conferences in Vancouver in 2011. You need regular good spankings to keep you in check! Oh, and a new sweater.

Me: 2011 Werls that are light, fun, and free of politics and BS.

*Side note: WHAT IS UP WITH THESE PREPPY SWEATERS?

*Final side note: I have not disincluded anyone intentionally. It`s a lot to write!
Thank you Mistress Freyja! You are so much better at this than I am. I'm obviously desperately in need of your stern direction!;) I would perform so much better!

I especially like your wish for me, the naughty elvettes with fabulous feet! Yum Yum!:p:cool:
 

uncleg

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Thank you Mistress Freyja! You are so much better at this than I am. I'm obviously desperately in need of your stern direction!;) I would perform so much better!

I especially like your wish for me, the naughty elvettes with fabulous feet! Yum Yum!:p:cool:

 

Bad Santa

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That Elvette Domina has the right idea Uncle G. Just what she needs to keep me in line!



And look at these two busy little elvettes. Working so hard preparing their gifts for Santa!

As Sachmo would say, "What a Wonderful World!":cool:
 

mistressfreyja

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HotAC: I wish you sunny weather far away from Winterpeg!!!! Makes AC a lot more desirable.

The Domme elvette is HOT!
 
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