Santa's XXXmas Wishlist XOXOXOX!!!

[Bad Santa]

WARNING, THIS THREAD CONTAINS EXXXPLICIT ADULT CONTENT!!!

There's a lot of naughty and a little bit of nice in this questionalble group of Perbert's Wishlist:

1. For the Great Sperminator; an all day session with his favorite lady "Katrina" with her wearing nothing but brown shoes and a BIG RED STRAPON!

2. For HB40; a Perb pardon, we miss you Mr. Pencilhead!

3. For Edmontonsubbie; a bicycle built for 2 with his face where the saddle should be and Mistress Freyja sitting happily on it with Eddie's tongue planted firmly between her cheeks! Cheers Eddie!

4. For Jim; a peephole for that car trunk he always finds himself in. That way he can keep a close eye on his favorite lady's rear end!

5. For Hunkahunkaburninlove; a session with a Super Hot hunkahunkaburninlove SP he can finally write a review about!

6. For Mistress Freyja; Lot's more nookie for her cookie, we love your cookies Mistress Freyja!

7. For ManMountain; to find more beautiful SPs who enjoy "moving" mountains!

8. For Krustee; to stop seeing any more SPs so he can mellow out to the point where everyone loves him and starts calling him HubbaHubba II!

9. For Ropey; to find some more cute monkey pictures, we miss your cute monkey pictures, Ropey!

10. For Methodman; to finally find his way out of the doghouse and revert back to his infantile stage where he was actually occasionally funny!

11. For Funnyfunguy; to actually be funny, just once!

12. For 69guy; a 69 "Little Red Corvette" with Kendra Chase driving it!

13. For FuzzyThumper; more quality time in Mistress Lilith's "Penalty Box"!

14. For LittleAsianGuy; a neverending vacation in Thailand!

15. For Burnman; to open a new trade school so we can all become "Professional Pussy Lickers"!

16. For Dood; to finally move to Vangroovie and mellow out man!

17. For Bobo the Rabbit; an ounce of humility!

18. For Wolverine; permanent XXXman status so he can forever stay "sharp" for the ladies. Wolvie, they love the wild ones!

19. For Uncleg; to let everyone know he meant to write "Uncle Gspot" when he made up his handle but that's what happens when you join Perb while you're driving to see your favorite SP and hit a bump in the road. You're forever known as "Uncleg", ouch!

20. For KimHoney; to help Steven Harper discover, "The Universal Conciousness". Then maybe he'll legalize pot!

21. For Digger33e; a cellphone that doesn't work!

22. For Jessica P. Rabbit; clients without cellphones!

23. For Kendra Chase; Bad Santa for XXXmas. Just sayin'. That may not be her wish but a fella can dream, can't he?

24. For Gomez Adams; a truly French GFE. He loves it when the ladies speak French!

25. For CuteAngie; to find at least one other person on Perb who's as nice as she is!

26. For PeaceGuy; Peace on Perb and to all a good year! Yeah, right!!!

27. For Bad Santa; for this wishlist to be my 1000th post. Thank the Perb gods!

28. And for all the rest of you crazy Perberts; PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!!!

 

[Bad Santa]

And I hope you remember Sexy Nina Leone who is still lurking....

Even though I'm happily living a new life, I can't help enjoying everyone's posts here... yes, I miss you guys!!!!


xoxoxoxox
Nina

Sexy Nina Leone!!! Believe me you are never forgotten! But my wish for you was soooo bad I didn't think I could tell it, especially with you being retired and all, (bad thoughts, bad thoughts).

I so need a spanking for being bad all year. Please, please, please, Sexy Nina, pretty please........... Bad Santa needs your firm guidance!

 

[Bad Santa]

Anyone else who feels forgotten, sorry but part of the reason I'm bad is my bad memory. Please help me out and add your wishes to the list!

Thanks for adding to the list Spermie! You're actually much better at it than I am!

 

[Bad Santa]

You are awsome Santa and I still have my little fantasies about you, perhaps we will share in that one day when I venture out to your neck of the woods.

That would be my fantasy come true, Angie! You are awesome!!!

 

[Gomez Adams]

24. For Gomez Adams; a truly French GFE. He loves it when the ladies speak French!

absolutly, thanks Bad Santa!

24. For Gomez Adams: Morticia

what do I need a second one for?

cant I just get another pair of new brown shoes, you can never have enough of those right?


Awesome thread, good work Bad Santa.

 

[JFF009]

And I hope you remember Sexy Nina Leone who is still lurking....
Even though I'm happily living a new life, I can't help enjoying everyone's posts here... yes, I miss you guys!!!!
xoxoxoxox
Nina

Ahhhhh Nina...hate to say it but I wish you were banned...

Everytime I see a post from you I get my hopes up that you're coming out of retirement for one last visit. Then I realize you're not and I get sad again.

My Xmas wish for you Dear Nina is continued happiness in your life. You are truly a class act and deserve an eternity of true happiness.

Take care Sexy...and just kidding...please post more as your opinions were always very well respected on the boards.

 

[Man Mountain]

7. For ManMountain; to find more beautiful SPs who enjoy "moving" mountains!

7. For Man Mountain: a pair of English handmade brown shoes and a made-to-measure suit and shirts from Harry Rosen

Thank you both for thinking of me! All of my best to you and everybody else for the upcoming holiday season!

 

[wolverine]

18. For Wolverine: proper fashion enlightenment (he thinks Armani suits are high quality suits, for Christ's sake!)

You can always buy me a nice suit for Christmas. I take a 42 R.

18. For Wolverine; permanent XXXman status so he can forever stay "sharp" for the ladies. Wolvie, they love the wild ones!

True dat.

 

[wolverine]

My God, man, that is THE most COMMON, most AVERAGE size a man never hopes to be.

That's not what the ladies tell me!

 

[Bad Santa]

27. For Bad Santa: a pair of English handmade brown shoes
Yup.

Brown thigh-high boots are so sexy!!!

Spermie, hand made English brown shoes would be wonderful but even better is a Beautiful young English lass in thigh high brown boots! Yummy!!!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I didn't make Santa's list again this year!
I gotta either be nicer or naughtier.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I didn't make Santa's list again this year!
I gotta either be nicer or naughtier.

LOL!!!! That's the problem with friggin lists...always somebody gets left out. Thank you, however, for your VERY kind wishes and such a DELIGHTFUL thread! You've really got to come to MERL Santa. Jim needs a new walker, HB needs a new identity, and I need a brain. I'm pretty sure you can help if you wanted to.

 

[Man Mountain]

Brown thigh-high boots are so sexy!!!

Yes! YES! Sweet merciful Zeus! YES!!!

 

[mistressfreyja]

I`m not Santa, so it`s silly for me to request anything for anyone. The Man has spoken! Cuz the only way you`s going to get some naughty is if you`s BEEN naughty!!! I have cookies........(enter hypnotizing gesture.....)

However, perhaps you can fix up some vittles for Jethro? Makes me think of the slot machine. haha

Oh, and Nina needs to borrow the elves, please.

WARNING, THIS THREAD CONTAINS EXXXPLICIT ADULT CONTENT!!!

There's a lot of naughty and a little bit of nice in this questionalble group of Perbert's Wishlist:

1. For the Great Sperminator; an all day session with his favorite lady "Katrina" with her wearing nothing but brown shoes and a BIG RED STRAPON!

2. For HB40; a Perb pardon, we miss you Mr. Pencilhead!

3. For Edmontonsubbie; a bicycle built for 2 with his face where the saddle should be and Mistress Freyja sitting happily on it with Eddie's tongue planted firmly between her cheeks! Cheers Eddie!

4. For Jim; a peephole for that car trunk he always finds himself in. That way he can keep a close eye on his favorite lady's rear end!

5. For Hunkahunkaburninlove; a session with a Super Hot hunkahunkaburninlove SP he can finally write a review about!

6. For Mistress Freyja; Lot's more nookie for her cookie, we love your cookies Mistress Freyja!

7. For ManMountain; to find more beautiful SPs who enjoy "moving" mountains!

8. For Krustee; to stop seeing any more SPs so he can mellow out to the point where everyone loves him and starts calling him HubbaHubba II!

9. For Ropey; to find some more cute monkey pictures, we miss your cute monkey pictures, Ropey!

10. For Methodman; to finally find his way out of the doghouse and revert back to his infantile stage where he was actually occasionally funny!

11. For Funnyfunguy; to actually be funny, just once!

12. For 69guy; a 69 "Little Red Corvette" with Kendra Chase driving it!

13. For FuzzyThumper; more quality time in Mistress Lilith's "Penalty Box"!

14. For LittleAsianGuy; a neverending vacation in Thailand!

15. For Burnman; to open a new trade school so we can all become "Professional Pussy Lickers"!

16. For Dood; to finally move to Vangroovie and mellow out man!

17. For Bobo the Rabbit; an ounce of humility!

18. For Wolverine; permanent XXXman status so he can forever stay "sharp" for the ladies. Wolvie, they love the wild ones!

19. For Uncleg; to let everyone know he meant to write "Uncle Gspot" when he made up his handle but that's what happens when you join Perb while you're driving to see your favorite SP and hit a bump in the road. You're forever known as "Uncleg", ouch!

20. For KimHoney; to help Steven Harper discover, "The Universal Conciousness". Then maybe he'll legalize pot!

21. For Digger33e; a cellphone that doesn't work!

22. For Jessica P. Rabbit; clients without cellphones!

23. For Kendra Chase; Bad Santa for XXXmas. Just sayin'. That may not be her wish but a fella can dream, can't he?

24. For Gomez Adams; a truly French GFE. He loves it when the ladies speak French!

25. For CuteAngie; to find at least one other person on Perb who's as nice as she is!

26. For PeaceGuy; Peace on Perb and to all a good year! Yeah, right!!!

27. For Bad Santa; for this wishlist to be my 1000th post. Thank the Perb gods!

28. And for all the rest of you crazy Perberts; PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!!!

 

[Man Mountain]

I have cookies........(enter hypnotizing gesture.....)

But Hunka said they're all for him and he's not sharing. Even AFTER I gave him the quivering pout and big puppy-dog eyes look! It's a cold, cold man who can resist the big puppy-dog eyes look. (if I had cookies, I'd share them with you, Hunka! )

 

[sunrise.sunrise]

Brown thigh-high boots are so sexy!!!

These are so hot! Add this to my Christmas wishlist...

 

[uncleg]

Actually I had to defer to these guys....................

but thanks for the thought.

 

[Bad Santa]

Actually I had to defer to these guys....................

but thanks for the thought.

Actually, Uncleg I like your handle. It has an air of subversive mystery about it. Like "unsub" or "undercover" or "underwear", just kidding. Hope you have a good Xmas season!

 

[mistressfreyja]

OK, I've wanted to reply to this thread since I read it, but just didn't have the time.

So, if Bad Santa will humor me to write a list as I see fit, then here goes:


Fred: Another prosperous year of business. And HOT SEX.

Mod-1: Hot sex when you are finished your moderating! That, and a good Rxn of Xanax.

Health Nurse: Lots of HOT SAFE SEX!

Bad Santa: Naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY elvettes with fabulous feet!

Spermie: Hugs, love, and rainbows. You deserve it!

EddieEdmonton: The smell of pussy and your tongue in the midst of it, a visit back here SOON! Oh, and a new sweater made of natural materials.

Uncle Cleg: That someone will stop calling him Uncle Cleg, cuz it's all about the G-spot! And many more WERLs!

Sexy Nina: Sublime utopia with positive energy and thoughts. That she feel loved and truly blessed. And LOTS of orgasms!

Dr. Vanessa Kelly: Peaceful nesting energy, cuz we are sure glad to have you stationary! And HOT sex.

Harmony-BC: Patience for your precious 'boo' and a harem of HOT WOMEN at your pleasure!

Visiting: May you dream in chocolate and whipped cream, spread all over our bodies.....and a box of Thomas Haas!

Lubdup: Cookies and speedy recovery. Nothing better than a naughty nurse!!!!

Hunka: A hot review of a harem of sexy women ravaging him, including Jasmine! (LMAO)

Beautiful Anna: To come to one of my parties?!?!? haha. See you soon!

Jasmine: A hot guy that is as hot as her! That's a HOT guy!

VeryVeronica: Cookies for the Sexiest cookie monster. "Me love cookies too!"

Victoria Jolie: A one-way ticket to my house. LMAO!

Puntmeister: Shared visitation of the hot blonde waitress, and the door-table. And a new sweater. haha

Man Mountain/Luv to Lick: Directions, approximate coordinates, weather, date, and time of next Werl. LMAO!!!

Gomez: An underground unnamed location (bomb shelter style), though far from the rabbit hole, with all amenities and Kendra/VJ.

Alinburnaby/Marooned/Jethro: New Perbbie friends. (Spermie....enter the rainbow hugs.....)

Susi Sassy Strumpet: A limo ride to my next event! (I know people......)

Miss Bijou: Patience and harmony! haha. And a trip to my house with Lola

Jessika XXX: Her own personal chopper...OK, (s). One in the air, the other a SEXY hog.

Sandi Laine: Some fun duos with me and VK! Lunch too?

Krustee: Peace and patience for perceived stupidity in others.

Eva Evangeline: Many tubes of pink lipstick...we LOVE those lips!

Odette: Many more duos with Eva! They look great together!

Classy Angel: Further prosperity while employing virtuous nature. You ARE classy!

Kim Billionairess: More pics! You're HOT!

JPR: Peace, clarity, and wisdom.

Digger: A big excavator to help Gomez to dig his hide-out.

Jim: Health, wealth and the occasional BJ, even while hanging out with the junk in the trunk!

Dood: Patience and peace during periods of change.

Methodman: More method than man, please.

Pony-boy: A once in a lifetime ride with Herr whateverhername is.

Johnny Guapo: A good run of pussy...3 months is a long time!

Cuteangie: A wonderful holiday season with her family.

Fit to Be Tied: Many conferences in Vancouver in 2011. You need regular good spankings to keep you in check! Oh, and a new sweater.

Me: 2011 Werls that are light, fun, and free of politics and BS.

*Side note: WHAT IS UP WITH THESE PREPPY SWEATERS?

*Final side note: I have not disincluded anyone intentionally. It`s a lot to write!

 

[uncleg]

OK, I've wanted to reply to this thread since I read it, but just didn't have the time.

So, if Bad Santa will humor me to write a list as I see fit, then here goes:


Fred: Another prosperous year of business. And HOT SEX.

Mod-1: Hot sex when you are finished your moderating! That, and a good Rxn of Xanax.

Health Nurse: Lots of HOT SAFE SEX!

Bad Santa: Naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY elvettes with fabulous feet!

Spermie: Hugs, love, and rainbows. You deserve it!

EddieEdmonton: The smell of pussy and your tongue in the midst of it, a visit back here SOON! Oh, and a new sweater made of natural materials.

Uncle Cleg: That someone will stop calling him Uncle Cleg, cuz it's all about the G-spot! And many more MERLs!

Sexy Nina: Sublime utopia with positive energy and thoughts. That she feel loved and truly blessed. And LOTS of orgasms!

Dr. Vanessa Kelly: Peaceful nesting energy, cuz we are sure glad to have you stationary! And HOT sex.

Harmony-BC: Patience for your precious 'boo' and a harem of HOT WOMEN at your pleasure!

Lubdup: Cookies and speedy recovery. Nothing better than a naughty nurse!!!!

Hunka: A hot review of a harem of sexy women ravaging him, including Jasmine! (LMAO)

Beautiful Anna: To come to one of my parties?!?!? haha. See you soon!

Jasmine: A hot guy that is as hot as her! That's a HOT guy!

VeryVeronica: Cookies for the Sexiest cookie monster. "Me love cookies too!"

Victoria Jolie: A one-way ticket to my house. LMAO!

Puntmeister: Shared visitation of the hot blonde waitress, and the door-table. And a new sweater. haha

Man Mountain/Luv to Lick: Directions, approximate coordinates, weather, date, and time of next Werl. LMAO!!!

Gomez: An underground unnamed location (bomb shelter style), though far from the rabbit hole, with all amenities and Kendra/VJ.

Alinburnaby/Marooned/Jethro: New Perbbie friends. (Spermie....enter the rainbow hugs.....)

Susi Sassy Strumpet: A limo ride to my next event! (I know people......)

Miss Bijou: Patience and harmony! haha. And a trip to my house with Lola

Jessika XXX: Her own personal chopper...OK, (s). One in the air, the other a SEXY hog.

Sandi Laine: Some fun duos with me and VK! Lunch too?

Krustee: Peace and patience for perceived stupidity in others.

Eva Evangeline: Many tubes of pink lipstick...we LOVE those lips!

Odette: Many more duos with Eva! They look great together!

Classy Angel: Further prosperity while employing virtuous nature. You ARE classy!

Kim Billionairess: More pics! You're HOT!

JPR: Peace, clarity, and wisdom.

Digger: A big excavator to help Gomez to dig his hide-out.

Jim: Health, wealth and the occasional BJ, even while hanging out with the junk in the trunk!

Dood: Patience and peace during periods of change.

Methodman: More method than man, please.

Pony-boy: A once in a lifetime ride with Herr whateverhername is.

Johnny Guapo: A good run of pussy...3 months is a long time!

Cuteangie: A wonderful holiday season with her family.

Fit to Be Tied: Many conferences in Vancouver in 2011. You need regular good spankings to keep you in check! Oh, and a new sweater.

Me: 2011 Werls that are light, fun, and free of politics and BS.

*Side note: WHAT IS UP WITH THESE PREPPY SWEATERS?

*Final side note: I have not disincluded anyone intentionally. It`s a lot to write!

Aw that's nice....................