Random Cowboyography

[uncleg]

 

[TonkaTruck]

 

[sybian]

Last time I graduated college was in 2001. I started young, 18. I was the youngest in the classes if I remember correctly.

Now at 37 (my real age) I’m taking it much more seriously this time. I want really good grades to keep as many doors open as possible. I don’t intend to leave this industry for a mediocre job making a mediocre income. Life is expensive! Especially in Vancouver but I love this city and don’t want to leave.

I always respect someone who tries to better themselves through further education....mostly because I haven't done that.
Life is hard enough, and when you add the school of hard work and hard knocks, it becomes a difficult trail to walk on.

So just for arguments sake.....technically, if you left the industry, and a guy fantasized about you.
Would you still impale his balls with a stiletto heel?.....just askin'

 

[MissingOne]

Last time I graduated college was in 2001. I started young, 18. I was the youngest in the classes if I remember correctly.

Now at 37 (my real age) I’m taking it much more seriously this time. I want really good grades to keep as many doors open as possible. I don’t intend to leave this industry for a mediocre job making a mediocre income. Life is expensive! Especially in Vancouver but I love this city and don’t want to leave.

I'm impressed. I graduated at age 23, then went back for another couple of years starting at age 31. I thought going back to school in my early thirties was hard, but I had no family responsibilities at the time, plus I had enough savings that I didn't have to work while going to school. I don't know your situation, but I suspect you don't have it as easy as I did.

 

[sybian]

I'm attracted to a woman that is more intelligent than I am......which makes the world a target rich environment.

 

[jgg]

A sarcasm emoji would be a great addition to the board as well!

It was deleted.

 

[Stamkos]

That’s “fucking” classic lol!!!
Nicely done Miss H :clap2::clap2::clap2:

 

[ddcanz]

Great post, Miss H.
Although #8 can sometimes become a whole lot of fun if you play it right- I think you know what I mean?

 

[sybian]

I sat both of those troublemakers down and gave them a firm lecture about the importance of cleaning up their acts and behaving like upstanding citizens of PERB. Being the senior members that they are it’s important they set a good example for the newer members! Men need discipline. Especially when bans, nuked posts, locked threads and infractions aren’t enough!

I reminded them this is an Escort Review Board. So it’s of utmost importance they take this environment more seriously and make more of an effort to behave themselves!

Well I never got a lecture like that.......or would that just be a waste of time?

 

[sybian]

Hang on a minute... let me get my stilettos

......UH , Oh!......I'm outta here!

 

[MB Mod]

I sat both of those troublemakers down and gave them a firm lecture about the importance of cleaning up their acts and behaving like upstanding citizens of PERB. Being the senior members that they are it’s important they set a good example for the newer members! Men need discipline. Especially when bans, nuked posts, locked threads and infractions aren’t enough!

I reminded them this is an Escort Review Board. So it’s of utmost importance they take this environment more seriously and make more of an effort to behave themselves!

I understand now, there hiding from you in perbatory. :boink:

 

[uncleg]

I understand now, there hiding from you in perbatory. :boink:

Oh Miss Erica............

 

[jgg]

Oh Miss Erica............

MB Mod is gonna get whacked by her for sure!!

 

[sybian]

I understand now, there hiding from you in perbatory. :boink:

Good catch Uncleg......Now MBMod , you need to be practicing your apostrophization...I will leave it to Miss Erica to explain.
If it's done right, her eyes will narrow to almost closed....and her voice will rise a few decibels....

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Oh Miss Erica............

Oh yes. I see it. They're/there/their confusion...tsk tsk tsk. Come over here MB MOD & take your correction like a man.

 

[bdan]

uncleg ... you are a brave man.

Thought about it but didn't need another rap on the knuckles.

Been to Sailor Hager's lately?

 

[Addison Cortez]

I’ve never had a woman fuck me with a strap on before. But I am feeling curious about it!

:eyebrows:

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I’ve never had a woman fuck me with a strap on before. But I am feeling curious about it!

I just bought a new harness. ..

 

[uncleg]

uncleg ... you are a brave man.

Thought about it but didn't need another rap on the knuckles.

Been to Sailor Hager's lately?

Nope, but now that you mention it....it's been awhile since I had decent fish and chips, and they put on a pretty good spread. Wonder if I can bring the dog ? :noidea:

 

[MissingOne]

Sailor Hager's? Fish and chips? Dog? Please tell me about this place.