My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.
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I used to have PBR as my go-to duff, but now it's reserved for anniversaries (my buddy isn't here to crush a case anymore, so we pour one out).
I have one Penny right now, she's my fifth or sixth rabbit. I lost count. She's okay, I guess... $15 if you want her and her cage.
Obviously 500 duck-sized horses. A horse without the weight of the horse behind it is about as intimidating as a guinea pig. Ducks are mean already, so we can't have them and their spiral cocks running around five hands high.
Advertising rates on PERB are posted, but I pay $113 per month.
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I was hoping I could talk you into adopting the adorable lop sisters we are fostering.
... damnit.
shoot me an email with pics, I could probably be swayed. But don't tell anyone else.
elsidawson@gmail.com
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Is your sex swing mounted securely to a floor joist?
Do you own a bottle of Stripper glitter?
if you could bang anyone in the world , with no strings attached....who would it be?
Do you actually have to be a Farmer to join Farmersonly.com?
Have you ever had an orgasm that crossed your eyes.......(details please)
Do you own a bottle of Stripper glitter?
if you could bang anyone in the world , with no strings attached....who would it be?
Do you actually have to be a Farmer to join Farmersonly.com?
Have you ever had an orgasm that crossed your eyes.......(details please)
- I don't need a sex swing, I have a personality. (boom, bedshot!)
- I don't even own perfume, let alone glitter. You won't be surprised to learn that I've been using men's deodorant and shave 'ems for ages.
- I've had some pretty heartbreakingly good orgasms... thanks friends.
- If I could bang anyone in the world, I'd get in bed with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively (it's the same bed and I'm bi and this is the internet, so I'm allowed to do whatever I want). They've been married a few years now, yes? So I'll hop in there, swallow him whole, and break his heart. Then, I'll roll over and show Blake what I can do with one hand and my mouth. If I play my cards right, sex won't be the same for them without me there. And then I'll win.
Scottish or Irish whiskey?
When you watch your Disney movies, do you have to have popcorn.....and do you think Mickey Mouse might swing both ways?
When Pinocchio's nose grows longer....do you have inappropriate thoughts ?
When you watch your Disney movies, do you have to have popcorn.....and do you think Mickey Mouse might swing both ways?
When Pinocchio's nose grows longer....do you have inappropriate thoughts ?
What is your highest estimated number of orgasms experienced in one day?
How old was the oldest man or woman you've had satisfying sex with?
Aged cheddar, Wensleydale or Red Leicester?
If you could be one creature, would you be better raw, or cooked?
Allison Janney, yes or no?
How old was the oldest man or woman you've had satisfying sex with?
Aged cheddar, Wensleydale or Red Leicester?
If you could be one creature, would you be better raw, or cooked?
Allison Janney, yes or no?
- The top count I have is 11 in series (cum, break, cum, break) but I'm sure in a day it's probably twice that.
- The oldest person I've had satisfying sex with? Hmmm. When I was ... fifteen?? I managed to swindle my foreman into showing me what an enthusiastic and thoroughly experienced mouth can do to make someone quiver. That was probably my biggest age gap, I'd guess he was in his mid-sixties. I'm sure I could have great sex with older, though.
- Lactose-intolerant.
- This is a hypothetical? Let's say raw, then.
- Allison has always been kind to me and I would not turn her down if she asked me out for a coffee.
Dear Elsi
I saw on Twitter that you are running a live stream with a bunch of other Sp's. What platform is it going to be on and how do I participate?
I saw on Twitter that you are running a live stream with a bunch of other Sp's. What platform is it going to be on and how do I participate?
Oh, that old thing? Our friend and beautiful local miracle worker Michaela Banks lost her mother this last month and, in order to support her with a little time off and help with expenses associated, a handful of SPs are going to gather round a web cam to play games, answer questions, do shots, dare each other to post dumb shit to twitter, auction off used undies, and interact with you lovely humans in a live chat. You'll be able to send donations (100% of which are going to Michaela) via PayPal (no "xxxgirlzlivecam.com" credit card statement!) and choose things off our menu to do. You wanna ask Azalea Rose about her favourite photoshoot? Send a couple bucks and she'll answer that for you. Should be a good time for a better cause.
The live stream will be on Twitch on October 22nd at around 2pm PST. We'll likely go until about 7pm, give or take. If we're still having fun and you still have donations and questions, we could end up going longer.
If you can't make it, you're always welcome to click through and donate anyway. It still goes to her.
I'm not excited, you're excited.
Speaking of video games.....I use to play "Medal of Honor ".....I quit because to many sniper campers and cheats. I would imagine COD is the same. IMO. but I could be wrong.
Sorry for the delay, I was posting a donation game for our fundraiser on Twitch and realized I completely forgot about the used panties auction. Egg on my face...
Yes, I like to play through stories offline by myself or I'll go online with other friends I know so at least when I'm drowning in a blood bath, I'm having a good time. I understand there are people who are better than me at vidjas, but that doesn't mean I need it rubbed in my face after a long day in the mines.
As someone who had a career as a payroll admin, I'd restructure taxes as a demand-side issue. No income tax, all goods and sales tax. It'd catch more people and exceptions would clear more people.
No homo.
Also, have you seen my twitter?
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You do know this thread is 5 months old and she can’t answer your question in it ???????
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