Luxxxe Affaire

My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

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ElsiDawson

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With your Hitachi magic wand....do you prefer plug in or battery?
How many have you burned out from overuse......(and nobody here is gonna believe you've never burned one out btw.)
I always prefer the plug n' play models, there's nothing worse than having a vibe die before you nut.

I've had four Hitachis, and my favourite one has a death rattle but whenever I try to move onto the other ones, I miss the jerking... Ol' Faithful.
 

take8easy

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The last time you were here, you proposed to me. So, yeah. Probably best we keep it long distance.

You'll always be my first, T8E.
Yes, I kneeled (or is it knelt?) down in front of you (the one and only women I ever kneelt to), I took the ring out, ........... mind you my hand was in front of your crotch and .... poof ........... it disappeared. VFD/VPD, CRA/CIBC/ICBC/NASA/ABCD are still looking for it.

I love you baby, and you know that.

T8E
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
My name is BOND....JAMES BOND...

What's your again..??????
 

perbal rain

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What are your top five video games of all time? Top five consoles?

Erryone just go ahead and roast me for my virginal query.
 

ElsiDawson

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What are your top five video games of all time? Top five consoles?

Erryone just go ahead and roast me for my virginal query.

Ooooooooh, I like this one. Top five games, no particular order:

-Borderlands (1, 2, 3, but not so much the Pre-Sequel)
-Halo (usually replay the third one, nostalgic game for me)
-COD: Modern Warfare 2
-Spore (I've lost days playing this dumbass game, and it never stops me from doing it again)
-I want to say Guitar Hero just so I can brag about how obscenely good at it I am at shredding on that plastic ax, so I will.

Also in the rotation is Rocket League (I'll hop on the phone with my buddy and play together while we shoot the shit and call each other fags or whatever), I had a Sim/Civ/Zoo Tycoon problem for a while... And I have a few dozen games on Steam that I've burned an afternoon or eight on. Oh, and Red Dead. Oh fuck, and then there's all the N64 games! Golden Eye and Perfect Dark and Bango Kazooie and Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, Zelda... fuck.

Consoles? Less picky about. I have a good collection of Playstations (1, 3, 4), Xbox/Xbox 360, N64, PC, I haven't messed with the Switch but I imagine he's pretty great. A couple NDSs. They tend to accumulate over time, and I give them a good home.


Phew.
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
Top 5 SPs that love video games :

1. Elsi Dawson
2. Elsi Dawson
3. Elsi Dawson
4. Elsi Dawson
5. Elsi Dawson

Phew
 

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Ooooooooh, I like this one. Top five games, no particular order:

-Borderlands (1, 2, 3, but not so much the Pre-Sequel)
-Halo (usually replay the third one, nostalgic game for me)
-COD: Modern Warfare 2
-Spore (I've lost days playing this dumbass game, and it never stops me from doing it again)
-I want to say Guitar Hero just so I can brag about how obscenely good at it I am at shredding on that plastic ax, so I will.

Also in the rotation is Rocket League (I'll hop on the phone with my buddy and play together while we shoot the shit and call each other fags or whatever), I had a Sim/Civ/Zoo Tycoon problem for a while... And I have a few dozen games on Steam that I've burned an afternoon or eight on. Oh, and Red Dead. Oh fuck, and then there's all the N64 games! Golden Eye and Perfect Dark and Bango Kazooie and Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, Zelda... fuck.

Consoles? Less picky about. I have a good collection of Playstations (1, 3, 4), Xbox/Xbox 360, N64, PC, I haven't messed with the Switch but I imagine he's pretty great. A couple NDSs. They tend to accumulate over time, and I give them a good home.


Phew.
Something just flew right over my head.....except " modern warfare, and plastic axe"....the rest is like trying to understand a Cuban that's had too much coffee.
I do have a question....if I play video games with you, can I bring my own firearms?
 

perbal rain

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Ooooooooh, I like this one. Top five games, no particular order:

-Borderlands (1, 2, 3, but not so much the Pre-Sequel)
-Halo (usually replay the third one, nostalgic game for me)
-COD: Modern Warfare 2
-Spore (I've lost days playing this dumbass game, and it never stops me from doing it again)
-I want to say Guitar Hero just so I can brag about how obscenely good at it I am at shredding on that plastic ax, so I will.

Also in the rotation is Rocket League (I'll hop on the phone with my buddy and play together while we shoot the shit and call each other fags or whatever), I had a Sim/Civ/Zoo Tycoon problem for a while... And I have a few dozen games on Steam that I've burned an afternoon or eight on. Oh, and Red Dead. Oh fuck, and then there's all the N64 games! Golden Eye and Perfect Dark and Bango Kazooie and Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, Zelda... fuck.

Consoles? Less picky about. I have a good collection of Playstations (1, 3, 4), Xbox/Xbox 360, N64, PC, I haven't messed with the Switch but I imagine he's pretty great. A couple NDSs. They tend to accumulate over time, and I give them a good home.


Phew.
Excellent response. For some reason I got into gaming again very recently as a grown ass man after 15 or 20 years of not paying attention to them at all. N64 was the last generation I had when I was a kid, I had almost every game you mentioned, hahaha.
 

VinVan

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Depends on my mood, really. They're different sessions but they're both great. Maybe alternating through the week and then one of each on Sunday? That's my vote.
I live the way you celebrate the Sabbath. Clearly you are an instrument of the devil ...
 
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