As I have become older I expected things to slow down, but I'm still in for 3 or 4 times a week. In fact some days I'm still good for 2 or 3 rounds.
Masturbation... how often?
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what kind of job allows for this and what are you thinking...
i’m guessing Crane Operator and binoculars...that’d be ideal job
I think he is a high ranking politician.
They love to fuck us every day, and when they can't, --- they fuck themselves.
Ten years ago I was a freshman. Ten years later I work as a civil servant and have my own office.I think he is a high ranking politician.
They love to fuck us every day, and when they can't, --- they fuck themselves.
You couldn't pay me enough to be a politician. I take great pride in serving Canada.... When I'm not masturbating... and thinking about long legs and short skirts.
I always start, and finish, my day off with a little showerhead action, at the very minimum... sometimes I get carried away and start diggin around my tickle trunk
If I'm alone and home doing admin, it's probably three rounds and four or five orgasms.
If I'm out and about, it's closer to one for breakfast (or as I say on the phone, "I'll head out twelve minutes, I just have to fuck me and fuck off.") and then one while I'm gone or when I get home.
When I was a courier, I kept a bullet vibe in my car for traffic jams or parking lots. I was quite busy, but it wouldn't be unusual for me to beat off once a day while I was on the roads.
If I'm out and about, it's closer to one for breakfast (or as I say on the phone, "I'll head out twelve minutes, I just have to fuck me and fuck off.") and then one while I'm gone or when I get home.
When I was a courier, I kept a bullet vibe in my car for traffic jams or parking lots. I was quite busy, but it wouldn't be unusual for me to beat off once a day while I was on the roads.
Excessive indulgence can have some very undesirable consequences, as the following incident will illustrate.
A man went to see a walk in clinic for a sever pain in his wrist. Co-incidentally, the doctor on duty that day was a very very attractive woman dressed rather sexily. So walked in and asked him to sit down. She stood near him and started to do a check up.
After about a minute or two, while still checking him, she said, "Well, you should stop masturbating immediately."
Man, "Oh, you think if I don't stop masturbating, my wrist will get worse?"
Doctor, "No you a**hole, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to ruin my clothes."
A man went to see a walk in clinic for a sever pain in his wrist. Co-incidentally, the doctor on duty that day was a very very attractive woman dressed rather sexily. So walked in and asked him to sit down. She stood near him and started to do a check up.
After about a minute or two, while still checking him, she said, "Well, you should stop masturbating immediately."
Man, "Oh, you think if I don't stop masturbating, my wrist will get worse?"
Doctor, "No you a**hole, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to ruin my clothes."
