Masturbation... how often?

[ElsiDawson]

that’s my favourite and even better when someone catches me

One day, I buy you a drink, and I tell you about the time I was caught.

 

[Abbott_]

I'm feeling reverse heated seats ~ recharging Hybrids.

 

[Addison Cortez]

One day, I buy you a drink, and I tell you about the time I was caught.

I am on my way back to the coast today. Definitely looking forward to hearing it!!

 

[take8easy]

One day, I buy you a drink, and I tell you about the time I was caught.

I remember you posted something about a fap-nap on Twitter. (Leans forward, elbows on table, hands under chin), tell us more about that my love.

 

[sevenofnine]

not to insult you people

but do you guys remember that movie
unforgiven with Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman.

Morgan asked Eastwood if he well you know.
and Eastwood gave him a scowl

But then Eastwood didn't pay for it either,
he was faithful to his wife,
even if she was dead

oh shit,
I should have asked could I mention Morgan Freeman, wasn't he accused of something.
and you guys took him of the voice of bc transit
maybe I should have blacked out freeman too.
a victim of the me too movement