MARS - Maverick's Appearance Rating System
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Allow me Maverick:mustangjoe said:
Metcalf (speech in the classroom at Top Gun Academy): In case some of you wonder who the best is, they're up here on this plaque on the wall. The best driver and his RIO [Radar Intercept Officer] from each class has his name on it. And they have the option to come back here to be Top Gun instructors. You think you're name is going to be on that plaque [to Maverick].
RIO = Radar Intercept Officer.
I googled her name and saw some pics and a short video of her. Very nice hair, good facial features and symmetry, good overall shape, no flab, could use a bit more shape in her buttocks and legs if I had to nitpick, but is otherwise strong in all areas except height. It appears as though she would still turn heads with most or all of her beauty enhancers removed. She is a 9.0 in my book, possiby a 9.5 if you're a medium to short male who prefers petite women according to the newly adjusted scale, which by the way will have a version 2.0 after more feedback is received.tiger said:
I was looking at Ms. Canada, who is also now Ms. Universe. The only nitpick I have on her is her legs. They are a bit straight and could use a bit more "shape" and curvature. Although higher than a 9.0, she's not quite a 9.5, but she's probably as close to a 9.5 as one can get without being a 9.5 though. I think in future versions, I may need to move the hard deck to 9.5 and then allow a 9.75 rating as the highest objective rating with 10.0 adding the last 0.25. As it stands right now, it would seem over critical as it's almost impossible to get a 9.5 rating, even if you're Miss Universe. I'll sleep on it though.
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Although I knew it stood for something, I didn't know what it stood for! It's not mentioned in the movie is it? If so, I guess I'll have to watch it for the Thirty FIRST timeIceG said:
.maverick73 said:Although I knew it stood for something, I didn't know what it stood for! It's not mentioned in the movie is it? If so, I guess I'll have to watch it for the Thirty FIRST time
it is not mentioned in the movie, you have to really fly jet fighters to have that knowledge.
You definitely don't want Jester. He always goes below the Hard Deckkehoe said:
.And you already know my opinion of Slider. "He stinks!"
That leaves Hollywood. Go for Hollywood. When you see a hot babe that gives you wood, you can proclaim "Wood's been hit! Wood's been hit!"
That's silly, I am still waiting for a insulting/threatening/negative PM (I hear others get them) so I can humiliate said person in front of everyone by posting their PM publicly. To say that shouldn't be allowed just protects the ignorant.ace85 said:
I have a hard time believing people do get nasty PM's cuz if they did, why aren't they being posted?? If you are stupid enough to send a PM that you don't stand behind, then there is no reason for it not to be posted.
Dude, besides catching her on Desparate Housewives, tune into the NBA finals tonight. She is Tony Parker's (Spurs pointguard) girlfriend - they show her several times each game - and you can see how hot she is in a non "glamour" situation. BTW - just goofin on your thread - I have my own rating system for women but that is an altogether different story.maverick73 said:
MARS - RAP version 1.0
It's not finished yet, probably still rough around the edges, but this is what I came up with during the commercials while watching Beauty and the Geek last night. RAP may not be the best name. Let's just call it MARS - poetic version or something.
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If you didn't stop and go "whoah", she's a five or below.
If she's as plain as bricks, she's probably a six.
Onto the girl next door,
Who sweeps you off the floor,
With minimal prep she's good to go,
That makes her a seven point o.
If she's likely to turn heads, and draw attention during your date,
If one look doesn't do it, a 2nd look makes her an eight.
Next comes the deck, and we're not talking cards,
To get above it, by definition is hard.
Remove her beauty aids, and take her to dine.
If she's still mighty fine, she's likely a nine.
If she's perfect to you, your angel from heaven,
If words fail to describe her by pen, then she's your ten!
It's not finished yet, probably still rough around the edges, but this is what I came up with during the commercials while watching Beauty and the Geek last night. RAP may not be the best name. Let's just call it MARS - poetic version or something.
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If you didn't stop and go "whoah", she's a five or below.
If she's as plain as bricks, she's probably a six.
Onto the girl next door,
Who sweeps you off the floor,
With minimal prep she's good to go,
That makes her a seven point o.
If she's likely to turn heads, and draw attention during your date,
If one look doesn't do it, a 2nd look makes her an eight.
Next comes the deck, and we're not talking cards,
To get above it, by definition is hard.
Remove her beauty aids, and take her to dine.
If she's still mighty fine, she's likely a nine.
If she's perfect to you, your angel from heaven,
If words fail to describe her by pen, then she's your ten!
June 29th update
Man, so little time, but I had to put this little tid bit in. I've got lots more stuff to post, and it will be posted in the days to come.
A very hot SP contacted me via PM commending me on MARS and we talked on the phone for about 15 min. We are virtually in perfect agreement on the system! I rate her a 9.0 to 9.5, and she herself only rates herself a 9.0! Most of you would rate her a 9.5 to 10.0! She completely agrees about the hard deck and that she only rates somebody a 9.5 after she fucks them. That makes sense to me since if you fuck somebody, that usually means you've seen them completely naked and have had a chance to scrutinize up close. If I see a girl that is 9.0 to 9.5 material, I will usually safely rate her 9.0 to begin with. In order to get 9.5, you really have to scrutinize and that usually takes seeing the person in person or at least detailed pictures at multiple angles or a video of said person. Even then, sometimes lighting can hide skin blemishes and other minor imperfections. A 10 really can only be achieved after getting to know somebody over a period of time.
Needless to say, I've offered her the female position on my looks rating committee.
To make this fun, any guesses as to who this SP may be? I won't reveal who she is unless she gives me permission, but it would be fun to start the guessing game.
I've already given you my first hint: she's a 9.0 to 9.5 on my scale.
2nd hint: she's very expensive!
3rd hint to be given tommorow.
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Just to squeeze another tidbit in, I got the Dido live DVD yesterday. I rate Dido a L7.0, her drummer a L7.0, and the girl in the audience at 3:24s into track 4 a L8.0... just kidding.
Man, so little time, but I had to put this little tid bit in. I've got lots more stuff to post, and it will be posted in the days to come.
A very hot SP contacted me via PM commending me on MARS and we talked on the phone for about 15 min. We are virtually in perfect agreement on the system! I rate her a 9.0 to 9.5, and she herself only rates herself a 9.0! Most of you would rate her a 9.5 to 10.0! She completely agrees about the hard deck and that she only rates somebody a 9.5 after she fucks them. That makes sense to me since if you fuck somebody, that usually means you've seen them completely naked and have had a chance to scrutinize up close. If I see a girl that is 9.0 to 9.5 material, I will usually safely rate her 9.0 to begin with. In order to get 9.5, you really have to scrutinize and that usually takes seeing the person in person or at least detailed pictures at multiple angles or a video of said person. Even then, sometimes lighting can hide skin blemishes and other minor imperfections. A 10 really can only be achieved after getting to know somebody over a period of time.
Needless to say, I've offered her the female position on my looks rating committee.
To make this fun, any guesses as to who this SP may be? I won't reveal who she is unless she gives me permission, but it would be fun to start the guessing game.
I've already given you my first hint: she's a 9.0 to 9.5 on my scale.
2nd hint: she's very expensive!
3rd hint to be given tommorow.
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Just to squeeze another tidbit in, I got the Dido live DVD yesterday. I rate Dido a L7.0, her drummer a L7.0, and the girl in the audience at 3:24s into track 4 a L8.0... just kidding.
I don't think VV likes me too muchAnnalise Lane said:
. Here's the next 2 hints:1. Think more expensive.
2. Think roughly half VV's age.
maverick73 said:
Remember: The way to a man's heart is through his eyes. The way to a woman's heart is through her ears.
foxysugar
foxysugar is very hot
though I think she likely pays little attention to this board and is even more unlikely to PM someone
some pix are here
http://www.foxysugar.com/
foxysugar is very hot
though I think she likely pays little attention to this board and is even more unlikely to PM someone
some pix are here
http://www.foxysugar.com/
I agree with the woman's heart part... although I've always thought a way to a man's heart is through his stomach and dickCali Scott said:
Wasn't foxysugar. Think one of VV's 1hr rates except for a HALF hour and somebody of "star" quality and you have your answer.Sonny said:
PS I've been wanting to get caught up on this thread for a long time. I'll try to do so today.
