MARS - Maverick's Appearance Rating System

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Heidi Starr is your female staff member?

I'd have to agree with the higher rating after the session, at least she had the sense to show you that it's not just the looks.

 

[travel guy]

Think one of VV's 1hr rates except for a HALF hour and somebody of "star" quality and you have your answer.

Unless you've read Perb's reviews and realize she can be had for $.8/hr.

 

[maverick73]

Unless you've read Perb's reviews and realize she can be had for $.8/hr.

Yeah I did read that. Was wondering why she would pricecut so much. I guess she just genuinely enjoys the work, which is good to see!

 

[maverick73]

Heidi Starr is your female staff member?

I'd have to agree with the higher rating after the session, at least she had the sense to show you that it's not just the looks.

No, Heidi is not one of my female staff members. She's just a confident female who has a sense of humour.

It has never has been just about the looks for me. Maybe you would have picked up on that if you actually read word for word my thread instead of picking and choosing bits and pieces of my posts and coming up with your own interpretation and then imposing your "creolism" on every thread to do with looks.

 

[travel guy]

Heidi Star

Yeah I did read that. Was wondering why she would pricecut so much. I guess she just genuinely enjoys the work, which is good to see!

Heidi Star has gone from $$$$$$ hourly to $.8 hourly. Hell of a price cut for sure, but it's my guess that it has less to do with enjoying her work and more to do with her introducing herself to Vancouver (at least on PERB) by claiming that all Vancouver SPs are old washed up hags and that Vancouver pooners are dolts for wasting their money on them when they should be spending large on a "high class" sp like her.

- then of course started rambling on about rolling around in cum all day....classy indeed. I'd have to guess that she now finds herself rolling around in cum all day for $.8 rather than $$$$$$/hr due to the fact that I'm not the only one that remembers her best ho in the universe spiel and found it to be a total turn off.

Guess the guys that she thought were really lucky to bang her at $$$$$$ weren't so lucky after all. Should have just waited until she started "enjoying her work" .

 

[maverick73]

Heidi Star has gone from $$$$$$ hourly to $.8 hourly. Hell of a price cut for sure, but it's my guess that it has less to do with enjoying her work and more to do with her introducing herself to Vancouver (at least on PERB) by claiming that all Vancouver SPs are old washed up hags and that Vancouver pooners are dolts for wasting their money on them when they should be spending large on a "high class" sp like her.

- then of course started rambling on about rolling around in cum all day....classy indeed. I'd have to guess that she now finds herself rolling around in cum all day for $.8 rather than $$$$$$/hr due to the fact that I'm not the only one that remembers her best ho in the universe spiel and found it to be a total turn off.

Guess the guys that she thought were really lucky to bang her at $$$$$$ weren't so lucky after all. Should have just waited until she started "enjoying her work" .

I didn't know about all this! I guess I joined too late. Well, this is not my battle. I'll let Heidi and PERB battle about that in another thread. I gotta finish up my own thread without introducing a side flame war

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I just did a search on the old Heidi Starr threads, and I PERSONALLY thought they were funny. I could tell she wasn't being 100% serious. It's too bad she got banned. Oh well, she came back as Heidi Starr #2, which I think is hilarious. Maybe we just have a different sense of humour than the typical PERB member... because Heidi thought my thread was hilarious whereas some were really offended by it.

 

[who]

Looks like you guys were banging the wrong Heidi!

 

[travel guy]

Looks like you guys were banging the wrong Heidi!

Or the right Heidi with the wrong price tag.

 

[travel guy]

I gotta finish up my own thread without introducing a side flame war

I don't think there are any "sides" or anything all that inflammatory here. Just sort of comical when you witness Karma kick in, but sorry for temporarily derailing the initial topic.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

No, Heidi is not one of my female staff members. She's just a confident female who has a sense of humour.

It has never has been just about the looks for me. Maybe you would have picked up on that if you actually read word for word my thread instead of picking and choosing bits and pieces of my posts and coming up with your own interpretation and then imposing your "creolism" on every thread to do with looks.

I think you really need to read your posts again. Although you are coming around after your review on Ashley, particularily about the smoking part, otherwise you still have a lot to learn. You see, you may think you are not superficial or shallow or whatever I or anyone else has called you but it does take another person and another perpective to make you see how harmful the standards you've tried to create as a universal scale to rate women.

Again, in the SP world, I'm pretty sure it's all about the whole package as opposed to just looks. The questions is how did she make you feel?

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

I didn't know about all this! I guess I joined too late. Well, this is not my battle. I'll let Heidi and PERB battle about that in another thread. I gotta finish up my own thread without introducing a side flame war

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I just did a search on the old Heidi Starr threads, and I PERSONALLY thought they were funny. I could tell she wasn't being 100% serious. It's too bad she got banned. Oh well, she came back as Heidi Starr #2, which I think is hilarious. Maybe we just have a different sense of humour than the typical PERB member... because Heidi thought my thread was hilarious whereas some were really offended by it.

Here's something else you don't understand and you never picked up with all the responding posts. The women here on this board who took a stab at the scale were offended not for themselves but for ALL women in general, Eden and myself don't really care about your back-pedalling because you figured we were offended, we know it wasn't a personal attack. You grouped ALL women in this scale, which shouldn't have been so. I hope you are beginning to understand this a little better.

 

[maverick73]

Here's something else you don't understand and you never picked up with all the responding posts. The women here on this board who took a stab at the scale were offended not for themselves but for ALL women in general, Eden and myself don't really care about your back-pedalling because you figured we were offended, we know it wasn't a personal attack. You grouped ALL women in this scale, which shouldn't have been so. I hope you are beginning to understand this a little better.

Holy batman. I was just going to ignore your previous post and let it be, but I wake up and low and behold, there is a 2nd post.

First of all, I never back pedalled. I re-worded portions of the scale based on feedback received by several people on both "sides" not just you and Eden. As initially mentioned up front, it was a work in progress and therefore any "refinements" were not back pedalling on my part. The core of the scale remains the same and I'm happy with it. I'm certainly not going to change it because you and Eden don't like it. If you don't like it so much, make up your own in your own thread. Call it CARS - Creole's Appearance Rating System. Eden can call hers EARS - Eden's Apperance Rating System.

The difference between you and me is that I don't go and sabotage every thread that mentions looks and try to preach my "mavisms" on others and tell them how they should act or think. I may comment or make suggestions, but I certainly don't go to the extent that you do. You on the other hand, seem to "search" for any thread that has to do with looks so you can impose your creolisms, which seem to be as follows:

Creolism #1: Looks are subjective.
Creolism #2: Anybody that doesn't agree with you is shallow.
Creolism #3: Anybody that doesn't agree with you AND has the balls to post about it (like me) is not only shallow but ALSO an asshole.

You want to know something? I checked out your site and it looks good. My initial rating of 7.0 based on 2 pics was bang on after I saw the rest of your pics. You carry a bit extra weight, but you wear the extra pounds quite well. You are a pretty girl with a great smile. 7.0 is right where I would put you on my scale. That being said, I'd rather spend an afternoon with Analise Lane who is a 5.5 on my scale because she has a sense of humour, is sexy in other ways, a good flirt, and just seems fun to be with in general. Your constant crusade to promote that "looks are subjective and subjective only" is a real big turnoff! I'm sure not just to me, but many others as well!

Now... if you'd let me finish, I've got work to do.

 

[lenny]

I checked out your site and it looks good. My initial rating of 7.0 based on 2 pics was bang on after I saw the rest of your pics. You carry a bit extra weight, but you wear the extra pounds quite well. You are a pretty girl with a great smile.

Is her name Stephanie & this her site?...

www.sheeztheone.com

I was under the assumption that she was black, but this girl
does not seem to be to me. Describes herself as mocha, but
on this board CLM calls herself black. Yet mocha is brown.
Gallery pics look much more white or Asian than black.

 

[shak]

holy shit, the number of post soar into 160+ in 1 day, thats gotta be a new record

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Holy batman. I was just going to ignore your previous post and let it be, but I wake up and low and behold, there is a 2nd post.

First of all, I never back pedalled. I re-worded portions of the scale based on feedback received by several people on both "sides" not just you and Eden. As initially mentioned up front, it was a work in progress and therefore any "refinements" were not back pedalling on my part. The core of the scale remains the same and I'm happy with it. I'm certainly not going to change it because you and Eden don't like it. If you don't like it so much, make up your own in your own thread. Call it CARS - Creole's Appearance Rating System. Eden can call hers EARS - Eden's Apperance Rating System.

The difference between you and me is that I don't go and sabotage every thread that mentions looks and try to preach my "mavisms" on others and tell them how they should act or think. I may comment or make suggestions, but I certainly don't go to the extent that you do. You on the other hand, seem to "search" for any thread that has to do with looks so you can impose your creolisms, which seem to be as follows:

Creolism #1: Looks are subjective.
Creolism #2: Anybody that doesn't agree with you is shallow.
Creolism #3: Anybody that doesn't agree with you AND has the balls to post about it (like me) is not only shallow but ALSO an asshole.

You want to know something? I checked out your site and it looks good. My initial rating of 7.0 based on 2 pics was bang on after I saw the rest of your pics. You carry a bit extra weight, but you wear the extra pounds quite well. You are a pretty girl with a great smile. 7.0 is right where I would put you on my scale. That being said, I'd rather spend an afternoon with Analise Lane who is a 5.5 on my scale because she has a sense of humour, is sexy in other ways, a good flirt, and just seems fun to be with in general. Your constant crusade to promote that "looks are subjective and subjective only" is a real big turnoff! I'm sure not just to me, but many others as well!

Now... if you'd let me finish, I've got work to do.

IT'S NOT PERSONAL. Eden and myself get that. Just don't paint every woman with the same brush!!!
You are turning every post from us into one you believe we would find offensive and geared to us alone but...

Fuck it. I wasn't your type to begin with. And secondly, I'm sure the Top Gun references really turn people on

We tried, at least I did, to sort this out it didn't work, did it? Oh well. At least one thing is for sure, you'd have to be pretty insecure yourself to pick at people's appearance apart. It's been nice talking to you though. Have a good one.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Is her name Stephanie & this her site?...

www.sheeztheone.com

I was under the assumption that she was black, but this girl
does not seem to be to me. Describes herself as mocha, but
on this board CLM calls herself black. Yet mocha is brown.
Gallery pics look much more white or Asian than black.

Lenny, you can speak to me directly. Yes, I'm Stephanie.

With "Black" skintones, over 100 varying shades, What is Black? I'm actually half African-Brazilain and half French and Brazilian born. I pretty much fit into a few categories by technicality. Mocha is a shade of "Black", caramel is a shade of "Black", cafe au lait is a shade of "Black". "Black" refers to direct descendants from native Africans.

"Brown" usually refers to EI, Pakistani and Fijians. I hope that helps.

 

[maverick73]

Fuck it. I wasn't your type to begin with. And secondly, I'm sure the Top Gun references really turn people on

Top Gun references weren't meant to turn people on. They are meant to either make people laugh, make them "grrrroooaaannn" (meaning deep down they know it's funny but don't want to acknowledge it), allow me to "play my PERB character", and finally... for me to have an "angle of attack" on my posts... in real life, I'm probably more like Iceman, but Maverick the wildcard is a much more fun character to play.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

I think the main problem was that after having spoken to you before this whole scale was created, you were pretty cool. I had no idea you were playing a role and so your posts were really hard to figure out what was the real you speaking and what was fictional. I'm pretty darn sure that if anyone else had that same kind of relationship with you as I did, that they would've probably thought and felt same thing I did.

Dude, you is loco, and I like it.


Now, we can move on.

 

[maverick73]

holy shit, the number of post soar into 160+ in 1 day, thats gotta be a new record

Look out for the shak attak...

Nah... this thread was started a while ago. It soared to about 100 in a day, and I couldn't keep up with it (I like to give each question my personal attention )... so I put it on the back burner and now I'm trying to tie up some odds and ends.. for example, some case studies... I just like to finish what I start.

 

[lenny]

Lenny, you can speak to me directly. Yes, I'm Stephanie.

With "Black" skintones, over 100 varying shades, What is Black? I'm actually half African-Brazilain and half French and Brazilian born. I pretty much fit into a few categories by technicality. Mocha is a shade of "Black", caramel is a shade of "Black", cafe au lait is a shade of "Black". "Black" refers to direct descendants from native Africans.

"Brown" usually refers to EI, Pakistani and Fijians. I hope that helps.

I was going on a dictionary {MW} definition for mocha {=brown},
but thank you for the detailed & helpful explanation.