Lotto 649..$$39 million. Enough for pooning?

alt123

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Imagine you have 39 million to yourself for pooning. What would you do?

I for myself would quit my job for a year, travel around the globe and spend as much time with high-end, safe and reputable SPs to become a better lover.
 

anonanon

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39 million? Well 38 million would go to blonds....:p
 

hunsperger

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you could go to the Fox den everyday for about the next 334 years before interest...

or...

one lap dance at the Paramount everyday for about the next 2968 years...
 

mick_eight

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Probably half of the posters on Perb are married and have kids. So I'm going to break this down.

39 million is spent this way
1. 2 Million for your parents
2. 2 Million for your in-laws
3. 4 Million for you siblings and your wife's siblings
4. 4 Million for your kids
5. 5 Million for all the charities and future donations(they will keep calling)
6. 2 Million for all your close friends and your wife's close friends

Right there that's 19 Million gone. leaves you 20 Million. wait, you have to give half to your wife! Now you are left with a measly 10 Million for yourself. And we are not even talking about the house upgrade, cars, gadgets, and all those luxury items you will be getting. And of course you will always be expected to foot the bill for dinner and restaurants for friends and family.
Try and save a little to buy or steal or maybe grow a pair
 

Horse99

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every Canadian has a plan to spend it.....the wonderful thing we all share in common: 649 fantasies...
 
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That's why i want a pooner from this board to win it. Hope he'll say something like he'll go to amsterdam or thailand to pump the girls. Or say he'll live the hugh heftner type lifestyle pumping hotties everyday:eek: Of course they'll silence it and suggest you say something diff ...like "im going to disneyworld" LOL

I wonder what the lottery corporation would do if an actual pooner said they would use some of the winnings to have sex with hookers. Would they air or silence it? It would be an honest response.
 

87112

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I dont think I would poon, been there done that. Just get a Japanese AV star as a mistress. Akria Watase and Ran Monbu come to mind right away.
 
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Wow you're way too generous. Id give maybe 500k to my parents and if i had kids they'd get a apartment for 350k each...so that's 700k. My siblings would get nothing cause i dont owe them anything. Inlaws,friends,charities would get nothing. As for Gf i havent had a serious relationship or live in partner in ages. I'll have more than 37 mill to play with:eek:


Probably half of the posters on Perb are married and have kids. So I'm going to break this down.

39 million is spent this way
1. 2 Million for your parents
2. 2 Million for your in-laws
3. 4 Million for you siblings and your wife's siblings
4. 4 Million for your kids
5. 5 Million for all the charities and future donations(they will keep calling)
6. 2 Million for all your close friends and your wife's close friends

Right there that's 19 Million gone. leaves you 20 Million. wait, you have to give half to your wife! Now you are left with a measly 10 Million for yourself. And we are not even talking about the house upgrade, cars, gadgets, and all those luxury items you will be getting. And of course you will always be expected to foot the bill for dinner and restaurants for friends and family.
 

richrad

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why would i let anyone know that i won the lottery? i dont want to invite danger to my life. i dont want to be that fat guy in the show Lost. that being said, i would definitely live my dream life though, be it in vancouver or anywhere else in the world. probably buy a nice penthouse suite and get two nice vehicles. then work on projects of my own, which i finally would have time and money for!!!
 

richrad

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The reality is, you'd have to pack up and move..because you'd have every leech in the world looking for you. In all honest, I think the best part of being rich wouldn't be the "rich" part..but the part where I can do whatever the fuck I want..and not have to worry about things.
agree 100%. damn, i wish i had $39million. i wish i even knew how $10000 as pocketchange would feel, would i spend it all in one night? lol
 

richrad

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Having that kind of dough would probably make it tough to find a woman...at least one that likes you for you without the money in mind

I don't think I'd go hiring professional hookers for sex..I think I'd go travel the world and find women to have week long flings. That sorta rush you get when on vacation and you meet someone you know is going to disappear. It's better sex anyways.
thats something to do, but i still prefer paid sex so i dont have to think about any of their bullshit, ever again... i know im selfish, but i am tired of any kind of commitment, even if its one day. im ok with just sex, thats it.
 

Fred Zed

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Would be nice if some pooner on this board wins it. Dont really care who it is.
Well. you never know, everyone has an equal chance of winning..but whichever
PERBer wins the 649 Jackpot tonight please remember your overworked and underpaid board keeper :)
$1 million will do just fine.
 
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You're hilarious! I always thought with 39 mill there would be better things to do than to watch hockey.

✿Adriana✿;803800 said:
Don't worry, I will share the love, as long as you declare the Calgary Flames the greatest hockey team on earth:D
 

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You're hilarious! I always thought with 39 mill there would be better things to do than to watch hockey.
There IS nothing better than watching hockey! If someone from Calgary won, I imagine they would move to Vancouver, get a suite and watch a real hockey team play ;)
 
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Like always one winning ticket from ontario won the jackpot of 40.5 mill:eek: .

Winning Numbers Match Prize Winners
Lotto 6/49 18 25 33 40 42 49
bonus: 19 6/6 $40,441,465.00 1 Ont
5/6+ $114,190.40 1 BURNABY
6 Ont
2 Que
5/6 $2,165.70 392
4/6 $73.00 22,017
3/6 $10.00 411,951
2/6+ $5.00 297,449
 

InTheBum

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Wow, had I have won the money tonight Adriana, I'd have taken you to watch the hockey game. And bought you a jersey. And let you drink as much as you want. And I would have brought you to my place...and the next morning I'd have woken up, signed you the deed to this place..with all the furniture. Then I'd pack up and leave town. You can have everything (except my MacBook, Harley and my Pug named Bailey)

Welcome to Calgary baby. ;0)

Why the hell would you do this? I would give nothing to her or any other SP!
Unless they agree to having my child, blood tests and all. Personally, I would contact Tianna, sign an agreement, get her tested, then plant my seed. After she squirts out a couple of my kids, I'd buy her a place, and let her see the kids once a month for a couple of hours, with me around...always.:D
 
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