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Falcon nesting in a tree
I've received many remarkable nature photographs over the years
but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable shot
I've ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
I've sent this to most of my older friends.
The younger ones probably have never seen a falcon and wouldn't recognize it.
http://http://i.imgur.com/YW6Fufm.jpg
I've received many remarkable nature photographs over the years
but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable shot
I've ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
I've sent this to most of my older friends.
The younger ones probably have never seen a falcon and wouldn't recognize it.
http://http://i.imgur.com/YW6Fufm.jpg
Marriage is Bliss...
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex
Should be called how to get ignored in a relationship..
I see she's got it down pat..
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
A collection of tales from the automotive nuts. One guy actually poured an energy drink into his fuel tank.
A collection of tales from the automotive nuts. One guy actually poured an energy drink into his fuel tank.
i think kim would probably float naturally, so no danger of drowning there
but i'd let kanye drown anyway
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Larry Storch
