LOL of the day,....part 2
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LADY-VIA
I came across these last night while I was cruising the Internet and had to share. !! I think they are so comical. I'm going to rummage through a thrift store for parts and attempt to re creat them. Perhaps chicken wire with clay or paper mâché might work. I'll post my master pieces one day.
I personally love these guys and if all goes well I'm going to gift them to people. Although I may get slightly more creative with positions
I personally love these guys and if all goes well I'm going to gift them to people. Although I may get slightly more creative with positions
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LADY-VIA
I'm the Bill C-36 Outlaw
Rustlin' puss and ridin' tail.
But I gotta keep on movin'
Cos' the Sheriff's on my trail.
From Abilene to Bay and Bloor
I pay gals to suck my wang.
But that Bully, Sheriff Harpo
He has sworn that I will hang.
I elude his sullen posse
As I fuck from bed to bed.
I'm havin' too much fun to die
Ridin' tail and gettin' head.
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Rustlin' puss and ridin' tail.
But I gotta keep on movin'
Cos' the Sheriff's on my trail.
From Abilene to Bay and Bloor
I pay gals to suck my wang.
But that Bully, Sheriff Harpo
He has sworn that I will hang.
I elude his sullen posse
As I fuck from bed to bed.
I'm havin' too much fun to die
Ridin' tail and gettin' head.
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Divorce VS. MURDER.....
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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LADY-VIA
ok now i wasnt sure where to throw this one up so I suppose this ones as good a place as any !!!!
im well into my coffee pot now and have had enough time to collectively gather my giggles enough to share this little story with you ��
So I met my maker about half an hour ago, or perhaps your maker or however you feel like taking this one and Im not refering to god either.
After I got out of the shower I was checking my ass out in the mirror, just a regular thing most ladies do Im sure, and i concluded that its much paler than I prefer as Im definitely missing the summer sun shine but over all it looked pretty good to me. Hoeever As I was looking at it all these comments and compliments flashed through my head that I have recieved about it while bent over or in various positions. I have seen my ass no doubt in my photos but never really bent over in the mirror but naked and up close in personal. I recently put a large mirror on the wall right beside my bed in my home and decided to assume the position on my bed and take a look at her and innocently enough it didnt even dawn on me that my ass wouldnt be the only thing Id get a good look at.
well golly gee there it was right smack in my face !!! and it wasnt my ass that caught my full attention.. it was my pussy !!!!
this may sound silly but I have never in my life seen it like that before.. EVER !!!!!!! i have seen it while looking down in the shower and stuff but never like that bent over and right smack in my face..
MY EXACT THOUGHTS WERE ------ WHAT A MEAT MUFFIN, HOLY SHIT !!!!!!
Men like this ?? OH WOW ..... I mean they say they like it and Im sure they mean it... i do have reviews to back that up but just...... OH WOW .. there she is !!!!!
How the hell do they find their way back up once they go down there ???
Im shocked she hasnt suffocated anyone..
VERY EYE OPENING EXPERIENCE, I think i slightly pulled something in my back trying to twist my body closer to get a better look at it all !!
back massage anyone ??
I honestly and quite a few people here know this as well but I havnt watched porn really.. split second here and there but i havnt ever paid much attention to it and even then its quite a different thing when its your own Vjay..
so I met sasha this morning like Ive never met her before.
thats my lol of the morning
im well into my coffee pot now and have had enough time to collectively gather my giggles enough to share this little story with you ��
So I met my maker about half an hour ago, or perhaps your maker or however you feel like taking this one and Im not refering to god either.
After I got out of the shower I was checking my ass out in the mirror, just a regular thing most ladies do Im sure, and i concluded that its much paler than I prefer as Im definitely missing the summer sun shine but over all it looked pretty good to me. Hoeever As I was looking at it all these comments and compliments flashed through my head that I have recieved about it while bent over or in various positions. I have seen my ass no doubt in my photos but never really bent over in the mirror but naked and up close in personal. I recently put a large mirror on the wall right beside my bed in my home and decided to assume the position on my bed and take a look at her and innocently enough it didnt even dawn on me that my ass wouldnt be the only thing Id get a good look at.
well golly gee there it was right smack in my face !!! and it wasnt my ass that caught my full attention.. it was my pussy !!!!
this may sound silly but I have never in my life seen it like that before.. EVER !!!!!!! i have seen it while looking down in the shower and stuff but never like that bent over and right smack in my face..
MY EXACT THOUGHTS WERE ------ WHAT A MEAT MUFFIN, HOLY SHIT !!!!!!
Men like this ?? OH WOW ..... I mean they say they like it and Im sure they mean it... i do have reviews to back that up but just...... OH WOW .. there she is !!!!!
How the hell do they find their way back up once they go down there ???
Im shocked she hasnt suffocated anyone..
VERY EYE OPENING EXPERIENCE,
I think i slightly pulled something in my back trying to twist my body closer to get a better look at it all !!back massage anyone ??
I honestly and quite a few people here know this as well but I havnt watched porn really.. split second here and there but i havnt ever paid much attention to it and even then its quite a different thing when its your own Vjay..
so I met sasha this morning like Ive never met her before.
thats my lol of the morning
A man was doing his girlfriend doggie style and she farted!
He just smiled, slapped her ass and said "hush little one, your next."
Wife : " i have a headache".
Husband : " good, i was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with tylenol, do you want it orally or as a suppository?"
He just smiled, slapped her ass and said "hush little one, your next."
Wife : " i have a headache".
Husband : " good, i was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with tylenol, do you want it orally or as a suppository?"
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Larry Storch
[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6994086/anaconda-the-educational-version[/video]
For some reason I can't imbed the vid.
For some reason I can't imbed the vid.
Loved it hehehehe[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6994086/anaconda-the-educational-version[/video]
For some reason I can't imbed the vid.
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