The St. Agnes school for girls is returning from a field trip when the bus has a blow out and careens over a cliff , dropping some 200 feet and killing everyone on board.
They all immediately ascend to the heavens and find themselves standing in front of the pearly gates.
St. Peter comes out to greet them and informs them that there is a quick Q&A before admittance.....he will keep it quick and get them on the road to eternity as quickly as possible.
He asks the first girl in line " Tell me , Mary ......... have you even been in contact with a male reproductive organ ? "
She giggles and replies " I did once touch one with my finger tip "
He says , that's fine.........come forward and dip the tip of that finger in the holy water and you may pass through the gates."
He then asks the next girl in line " Susy , have you ever had any contact with the male reproductive organ ?"
She says " Well , I once fondled and stroked one. "
he tells her , that's fine , simply come forward and dip your hand into the holy water and you may pass through the gates ."
Suddenly , there is a huge commotion at the rear of the line and one of the girls bulldozes her way to the front of the line.
St. Peter admonishes her " Maria.........please , there is room for all. Wait your turn and relax.
She tells him " If I'm going to have to gargle with holy water , I want to do it before Natalie has to stick her big ass in there. "
They all immediately ascend to the heavens and find themselves standing in front of the pearly gates.
St. Peter comes out to greet them and informs them that there is a quick Q&A before admittance.....he will keep it quick and get them on the road to eternity as quickly as possible.
He asks the first girl in line " Tell me , Mary ......... have you even been in contact with a male reproductive organ ? "
She giggles and replies " I did once touch one with my finger tip "
He says , that's fine.........come forward and dip the tip of that finger in the holy water and you may pass through the gates."
He then asks the next girl in line " Susy , have you ever had any contact with the male reproductive organ ?"
She says " Well , I once fondled and stroked one. "
he tells her , that's fine , simply come forward and dip your hand into the holy water and you may pass through the gates ."
Suddenly , there is a huge commotion at the rear of the line and one of the girls bulldozes her way to the front of the line.
St. Peter admonishes her " Maria.........please , there is room for all. Wait your turn and relax.
She tells him " If I'm going to have to gargle with holy water , I want to do it before Natalie has to stick her big ass in there. "
