JessicaPRabbit says "Thank You Jim"

[HB40]

fuck HB....he'll just be out tomcatting around anyway. I can't control that slut for the life of me.

Give up eddie.....persistence is futile.

 

[jim]

Boy that Jim gets around and sure seems like the nicest guy ever. Here are some more accolades I found in a blog from another local studio. Atta boy Jim, who says nice guys finish last.


Thanks Jim!!

I was lamenting the fact that Miss Felicia was under the weather and that I had to cover the shift. Silly me! Little did I know that I would be treated to a lovely time by such a gentleman as Jim! He came in bearing a bottle of wine and some welcome conversation. Cathy was able to meet him as well after she finished a session with a regular. It is always a treat for us to be graced by a man who is not only pleasant to be around but is also pretty darn easy on the eyes!

Damn I always finish first

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Damn I always finish first

Next Merl meeting....I am going to use desensitizing cream with you. I'm tired of you finishing first....you are so insensitive to my needs.

 

[jim]

Next Merl meeting....I am going to use desensitizing cream with you. I'm tired of you finishing first....you are so insensitive to my needs.

You have needs???

Who would have thunk???? I subscribe to the HB40 school of thought "it's all about me".

 

[jim]

That's the insensitivity Eddie's talking about. If you really subscribed to the HB40 school of thought it would still be all about HB40.

I am old, not senile.

 

[jim]

Oh, don't be selling yourself short there Jim.

There are two words I rarely ever hear used together in a sentence. Short & Jim.

 

[jim]

Let me check the recording files (I had one of the ladies wire you for sound while you were dozing during a session)... You're right. The ladies usually put those two words in two connected but separate sentences.

Wow my first stalker. I was hoping for a female but at my age any attention is good.

 

[jim]

Actually I was looking to get recordings of HB40 & Eddie for possible business tips. But they either don't doze off during their sessions or the ladies like them for some reason so I had to go with Plan 'B' & use you as sort of a Trojan Horse, so to speak. I still haven't got any useful tips yet, so don't remove that wire hanging out of your, well, you can probably feel where it is. Go. Have fun. Hang out with the guys.

Have you sobered up yet? I didn't bother replying right away because I figured you were suffering some alcohol or drug induced psychosis. If you have, you probably feel quite embarrassed reading the drivel you posted above. Don't worry I don't hold a grudge and take into consideration the source.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Don't worry Peace....I've got them uploaded onto EweTube. My bow tie is really a camera.

 

[jim]

Don't worry Peace....I've got them uploaded onto EweTube. My bow tie is really a camera.

Damn and I fell for the 'I have a formal dinner to go to after this' when I questioned the bowtie and wife beater t-shirt you were wearing.

CURSES!