An old sailor, well into his 80s, decides to see a hooker, so, he puts on his uniform splashes with the cologne and off he goes.
Well, the lady receives him, they get down to it and he asks "how am I doing?"
She replies "about 3 knots"
he says "3 knots? what do you mean by that?"
she replies "Well, you're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back"
Well, the lady receives him, they get down to it and he asks "how am I doing?"
She replies "about 3 knots"
he says "3 knots? what do you mean by that?"
she replies "Well, you're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back"
