It's Official ...I am in the dicktionary !!!

[vanessa kelly]

Good Day Vancouver
Allow me to introduce myself...I am Dr. Vanessa Kelly ... I have been referred to as the world's foremost authority on SRHD (Sperm Retention Headache Disorder) Research.

Recently a major step in SRHD research has transpired.
SRHD is now a recognized disorder!! After several years of Canada wide research and many outstanding reviews and extremely satisfied repeat patients to finally have my life's work recognized is truly humbling indeed!!

As taken from the Urban Dictionary
sperm retention headache
Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
"Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH".

I have got to say that I am soo fortunate to of had a few very special ladies who have assisted me in my endeavours ...a Huge Thank you to ...Sexy Nina Leone, Very Veronica,Rachelle from Ontario you rock ...tons of good times across Canada...Danika, Kristy of North Van, Adrianna boy that gang bang was fun and thank you to Miss.T for her beautiful presence and assistance Crystal Anderson of course JessicaXXX ...Naughty Girl from Regina oh my goodness I know I am forgetting a few girls ...Damn Im lucky...lol...MF I am VERY excited to play with you

Dr.Vanessa Kelly

 

[mistressfreyja]

OMG. LMAO!!! That's priceless

Good Day Vancouver
Allow me to introduce myself...I am Dr. Vanessa Kelly ... I have been referred to as the world's foremost authority on SRHD (Sperm Retention Headache Disorder) Research.

Recently a major step in SRHD research has transpired.
SRHD is now a recognized disorder!! After several years of Canada wide research and many outstanding reviews and extremely satisfied repeat patients to finally have my life's work recognized is truly humbling indeed!!

As taken from the Urban Dictionary
sperm retention headache
Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
"Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH".[/B]

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I have got to say that I am soo fortunate to of had a few very special ladies who have assisted me in my endeavours ...a Huge Thank you to ...Sexy Nina Leone, Very Veronica,Danika, Kristy of North Van, Adrianna boy that gang bang was fun and thank you to Miss.T for her beautiful presence and assistance Crystal Anderson of course JessicaXXX ...Naughty Girl from Regina oh my goodness I know I am forgetting a few girls ...Damn Im lucky...lol...MF I am VERY excited to play with you

Dr.Vanessa Kelly

 

[uncleg]

Good Day Vancouver
Allow me to introduce myself...I am Dr. Vanessa Kelly ... I have been referred to as the world's foremost authority on SRHD (Sperm Retention Headache Disorder) Research.

Recently a major step in SRHD research has transpired.
SRHD is now a recognized disorder!! After several years of Canada wide research and many outstanding reviews and extremely satisfied repeat patients to finally have my life's work recognized is truly humbling indeed!!

As taken from the Urban Dictionary
sperm retention headache
Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
"Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH".

I have got to say that I am soo fortunate to of had a few very special ladies who have assisted me in my endeavours ...a Huge Thank you to ...Sexy Nina Leone, Very Veronica,Rachelle from Ontario you rock ...tons of good times across Canada...Danika, Kristy of North Van, Adrianna boy that gang bang was fun and thank you to Miss.T for her beautiful presence and assistance Crystal Anderson of course JessicaXXX ...Naughty Girl from Regina oh my goodness I know I am forgetting a few girls ...Damn Im lucky...lol...MF I am VERY excited to play with you

Dr.Vanessa Kelly

Way to go............................

 

[Walk Softly]

Awesome Babe!

 

[maroonedsailor]

Good Day Vancouver
Allow me to introduce myself...I am Dr. Vanessa Kelly ... I have been referred to as the world's foremost authority on SRHD (Sperm Retention Headache Disorder) Research.

Recently a major step in SRHD research has transpired.
SRHD is now a recognized disorder!! After several years of Canada wide research and many outstanding reviews and extremely satisfied repeat patients to finally have my life's work recognized is truly humbling indeed!!

As taken from the Urban Dictionary
sperm retention headache
Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
"Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH".

I have got to say that I am soo fortunate to of had a few very special ladies who have assisted me in my endeavours ...a Huge Thank you to ...Sexy Nina Leone, Very Veronica,Rachelle from Ontario you rock ...tons of good times across Canada...Danika, Kristy of North Van, Adrianna boy that gang bang was fun and thank you to Miss.T for her beautiful presence and assistance Crystal Anderson of course JessicaXXX ...Naughty Girl from Regina oh my goodness I know I am forgetting a few girls ...Damn Im lucky...lol...MF I am VERY excited to play with you

Dr.Vanessa Kelly

Ummmm hello? u there? I'm ahhhh lookin for sumone who can cause me to erupt in less than one hour without using her hands........could that be you?

 

[vanessa kelly]

maroonedsailor I had to ponder your request...I am up to the challenge of having you paint my pretty face in less than an hour ....the only thing I hesitate on is the no hands ...I love to cup your testies and gently massage them as I gently stroke your cock in rhythm with my mouth after some thought the only thing I can think of is perhaps securing my hands behind my back ...My big blue eyes looking up at you ...perhaps mascara running down my face ..damn the vision is pretty friggen hot ...MF I am touching myself again...lol...

Beautiful Anna I have yet to administer a therapy session with you ...I anxiously await the day to play with you...Uncleg you rock ...meeting you confirms it

Have a great day everyone,
Dr.V

 

[uncleg]

Ummmm hello? u there? I'm ahhhh lookin for sumone who can cause me to erupt in less than one hour without using her hands........could that be you?

How would this work for you...........................?

 

[edmontonsubbie]

maroonedsailor I had to ponder your request...I am up to the challenge of having you paint my pretty face in less than an hour ....the only thing I hesitate on is the no hands ...I love to cup your testies and gently massage them as I gently stroke your cock in rhythm with my mouth after some thought the only thing I can think of is perhaps securing my hands behind my back ...My big blue eyes looking up at you ...perhaps mascara running down my face ..damn the vision is pretty friggen hot ...MF I am touching myself again...lol...

Beautiful Anna I have yet to administer a therapy session with you ...I anxiously await the day to play with you...Uncleg you rock ...meeting you confirms it

Have a great day everyone,
Dr.V

holy hannah....no wonder you made it into the Dicktionary. With a visual like that, I can't imagine them having enough time to even take a vote, but apparently they did. That is truly so cool. I wish I was in the dicktionary....

poutie eddie

 

[maroonedsailor]

maroonedsailor I had to ponder your request...I am up to the challenge of having you paint my pretty face in less than an hour ....the only thing I hesitate on is the no hands ...I love to cup your testies and gently massage them as I gently stroke your cock in rhythm with my mouth after some thought the only thing I can think of is perhaps securing my hands behind my back ...My big blue eyes looking up at you ...perhaps mascara running down my face ..damn the vision is pretty friggen hot ...MF I am touching myself again...lol...

Beautiful Anna I have yet to administer a therapy session with you ...I anxiously await the day to play with you...Uncleg you rock ...meeting you confirms it

Have a great day everyone,
Dr.V

WEG - Honey, I'm a sailor an yep - I do knots .............

 

[maroonedsailor]

How would this work for you...........................?

Damn Unc If u was a broad......... ROTFLMAO

 

[Adriana✿]

Congrats Sexy! If anyone deserves this prestige its you! xox I would love to be able take it so deep I could lick the jewels with no hands. I will keep trying. Its my mission LOL

 

[vanessa kelly]

Congrats Sexy! If anyone deserves this prestige its you! xox I would love to be able take it so deep I could lick the jewels with no hands. I will keep trying. Its my mission LOL

I have seen you with a firm piece of manhood in your mouth and must say you look awfully pretty

You're amazing!!
So cool to know a superstar...
xoxo
Nina

Back atcha pretty girl ...you are a superstar ...Vancouver has several superstars and I am sooo lucky to of played with several of them...I do have a couple on my to do list

That sounds like it could be fun

WEG - Honey, I'm a sailor an yep - I do knots .............

Uncleg your funny and make me smile...

How would this work for you...........................?

I look forward to seeing you next time you are in town ...you have some pretty amazing talents as well....

THAT does not surprise me in the least!

Dr.Vanessa Kelly
www.vanessakelly.massage4body.com

 

[Jessikaxxx]

Dr Kelly!!
I am always delighted to see my name mentioned in the same threads as yours!
Youre one helluva cocksucker!
How can I show you my gratitude for the years of friendship,comeradery, slutduggery, and showing me the ropes on the road?
....Im sure we can come up with some way....

PS. sorry for smashing the chair in your hotel last time! oops!

you rock!
much love,

xoxoxo,
jxxx