I'm a pervert

[Juggy]

Damn...Mr. Kalel sent me some pm`s to essentially call a truce. Hell, he even sounded a little half decent in his note. I guess since he was getting a bit pounded down on here and we were hitting a little too close to home for his taste that it is probably in his best interests to cool things down. If he kept this up, I`m sure he knows we`d figure him out completely.

I guess if I were a kind, caring and gentle soul I might take him up on that offer. The problem is, as soon as I read his pm`s I knew I was onto something...and I dug around a little bit.

Now I know something the rest of you don`t and it would be a damned shame not to share with all of you a little insight into the mind of Mr. Kalel.

This kind of comment humours Mr. Kalel...

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=532171#post532171

"wow! from killing women/wives all the way to drinking to aggressive behavoir. you guys still missed the point of why there`s more domestic violence among indo canadians - BECAUSE INDO CANADIAN WOMEN DON`T LISTEN WELL SO THEY NEED TO BE TOLD IN OTHER WAYS....

okay that joke won`t go over so well with most people here, and keep in mind i am indo canadian, and i have no idea why my people are so violent. i`d rather focus on the other side of the coin and think about the hard working ones and get ahead in life because we`re willing to work 168 hours a week. we follow the rules and want to be judged by our own actions rather than being lumped up into a group that`s been making way too many headlines lately."

This comes from this thread titled "Boy those EI guys are tough on their women..."

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=57512


You see, you even complete the thought when you knew it was extremely distasteful anyways...why would you do that?

I think we know way...its called a lack of respect.

Its apparent that you give way too much value to the almighty dollar Mr. Kalel. Its apparent that the only way you measure a person is on how much money they have and how much they slave away so they can earn it.


There are many other people in many other cultures that cherish, love and protect their women rather than use them like a piece of meat.

There are many other people in many other cultures that celebrate the birth of a baby girl rather than abort them until they can get a son.


I suspect that your disdain isn`t only limited to women, but I`m sure that there are very few women that aren`t a target of your disdain - if its not explicit, then implicit.


This quote of yours shows your true colors. And this clearly demonstrates the mindset behind the thoughts that you shared on this thread.

LMAO.

kalel asks you privately to not discuss this thread any longer(by your own admission), but your juvenile (I`m always right, I must get the last word) attitude says no way, and you continue to bash this guy. You have given no proof that he isn`t what he says he is, and its not your job to show this in the first place. Get a life dude.

 

[dirk_dog]

imrokhaard, you have issues dude.

11-11-2006, 07:47 AM #1
imrokhaard
Registered User


Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 106 Jakobee - someone I felt comfortable with

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There might be some guys that can relate and appreciate this review. If I let my selfish side dictate things, I would not be writing this because I would be telling myself that every time someone posts positive reviews on a woman, then it contributes to an increase in her demand and therefore an increase in her prices. But Jakobee is a wonderful girl, everyone needs to put food on the table and earn a living, and I feel that people who are deserving should be rewarded in life. So I don't have any problem if writing this passage may in any way possibly help things for her.

I have not had that many experiences in this "hobby". I think I can probably count on one hand how many times I've been with a woman, sp or otherwise, since getting absolutely annhilated in as brutal and as ugly a divorce as anyone can imagine being dragged through.

So to say the least, I am a little gun-shy being around a woman. I have had a very difficult time with the whole trust thing in general since the breakup, and it can be a little tougher to deal with particularly when your in an intimate setting.

So when I say that "I felt comfortable" with Jakobee, I would say that that is as big a compliment as I can give.

http://www.amazon69.com/models/jakobee.htm

http://web.mac.com/independentservic....net/PICS.html

I've been craving a more intimate experience lately. I haven't had any kind of experience that comes remotely close to what I would consider being intimate since being married. Of the ladies I've accompanied over the last few years I would have to say that I have always found that there was a lot left to be desired.

I'm sure that there are a lot of guys who couldn't give a shit about this, and the only thing that matters is hooking up with someone possessing the porn star looks and attitude.

That being said I did find Jakobee to be very sexy, attractive and physically fit - what you see from her pictures are accurate and her looks do do it for me. If you are seeking a caring, mature and sensual provider rather than the 22 year old teeny bopper, then this woman is for you.

But what I really got from this experience is what I needed and have had a very difficult time getting. I needed to be with someone who wanted to be with me and wanted to enjoy being with me.

She has a warm, soft and caring touch. As we got into our session, being the consciencess person that she is she would continually ask me what it was that she could do to please me - everything she did she did with the complete intention of pleasing her date.

However, when she asked me this question and I replied that I would like her to simply choose what she would like to do and do what pleased her, it initially threw her for a loop and she resisted - instead, she would reply "no", and that she wanted to please me - that this was for me.

Finally after my insistence, I think it sunk in for her that in order to please me, I needed to see her really and truly enjoying and pleasuring herself. Eventually, she finally succumbed and said, "ok, then I'm going to concentrate on getting myself off with you", and she went about doing it.

I really did find myself in a place that I hadn't visited in a long time. And I thoroughly enjoyed myself watching her face and her body shake, shudder and contract as she focused on herself enjoying me. If she was acting, she did a good job giving me the fantasy I was looking for.

The funniest thing about the whole session was that I was so distracted by simply watching and experiencing her pleasure, that in the end I didn't even get off myself - a first for me in my lifetime! (hell, I'm usually pissed off when the gun goes off after only ten minutes of fun!) My disappointing performance wasn't due to a lack of effort on her part though - she went well over the half hour that I chose with enthusiasm, and in the end I felt that I needed to shut things down out of fear that she might think I was trying to take advantage of her good attitude. She really does turn me on so that wasn't the issue either. I would have been happy spending all night with her, never mind paying her for it, however, even going another half-hour isn't an option easily available to me (like I said - the divorce wasn't kind to me!!!)

Other things worth mentioning is that her initial attitude on the phone was pleasant and it was quite easy to discuss with her what services she offered - there were no Karmac mind-reading jump through the hoop games that many other providers force you to play. All the services she says she provides she gives with sincere and exhuberant enthusiasm. Also, her apartment was nice, clean and tidy and provided a nice atmosphere.

So I left her place a happy man even without getting a shot off, although I strongly suspect that later tonight I might feel the effects of not finishing things off!!!

But I will have to make a more deliberate effort to put away a few more pennies so that I may pay her a visit sometime again in the not so distant future.

Finally, my apologies if this review isn't your typical l/a/s and details passage - I'm well aware that it sounds like a chick wrote it as a shill. But this experience worked quite well for me and I suspect there will be others looking for the same experience.

Juggy's still upset he got owned earlier on in this thread.

 

[JustAGuy]

I'm thinking it might just about be time for this thread to go to thread heaven.

 

[nube]

I'm thinking it might just about be time for this thread to go to thread heaven.

Nahhhh, this Sir Lock Homes stuff is pretty interesting --- better drama then what's on the tube these days.

Imrochard is pretty good at it I'd say.

 

[Rob1]

So Mustangjoe how it go

 

[dirk_dog]

why do i have issues?

i fuck hookers when i travel on business at about a 2:1 ratio to fucking regular chicks.

about 5 years ago when i fucked anything that moved i got chlamyadia from a university student who sucked my dick but wouldnt let me stuff her.

big deal.

i posted it as a warning for guys who think they cant get shit from getting their dick sucked.

and as some of the recent threads show, its a valid topic.

LOL!!! Actually, you`ve got issues...

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=202170#post202170

"I got chlamydia from BBBJ from a non-SP a few years ago."

 

[kalel]

to juggy and dirk dog, i appreciate your ability to see who's juvenile and who's not.

to nube, and hatrick, i'm glad you are amused by the postings of imrokhaard. seriously you haven't posted anything derogatory about me so i have no problem with you having fun even at my expense on perb.

to imrokhaard:

it takes a pathetic no life person to sit there and research previous posts of somebody (well, more than one somebody) and go out of your way to try to get somebody back on an internet forum - wow! you just redefined cool, maybe all of us should forget about trying to make a life, feed our kids, spending time with family, ignore our health and start paying back those who dare disagree with us on the internet. according to you i'm a disrespectful arrogant, jackass who only worships the almighty dollar. you forgot superficial and shallow. and i can live all of your assessments. money is not the be all end all of happiness but it sure does make life alot easier. atleast i know when i want something i can go buy it, and not have to worry about my atm card declining at chevron the next day.

but you know what, after reading your review on jakobee i realized something:

I think I can probably count on one hand how many times I've been with a woman, sp or otherwise, since getting absolutely annhilated in as brutal and as ugly a divorce as anyone can imagine being dragged through.

So to say the least, I am a little gun-shy being around a woman. I have had a very difficult time with the whole trust thing in general since the breakup, and it can be a little tougher to deal with particularly when your in an intimate setting.....

.....She really does turn me on so that wasn't the issue either. I would have been happy spending all night with her, never mind paying her for it, however, even going another half-hour isn't an option easily available to me (like I said - the divorce wasn't kind to me!!!).....

But I will have to make a more deliberate effort to put away a few more pennies so that I may pay her a visit sometime again in the not so distant future.

no matter what you say about juggy, dirk dog, myself, or anybody else it's clear that nothing you say can make us feel as bad as your ex-wife did to you. you can pretend to own any or all of us on perb, you can make all the web pages you want, but in the end

BITCH, YOU GOT OWNED BY YOUR EX-WIFE!!!

 

[kalel]

yes, unfortunately i have to make a choice on giving any woman i'm with the right to freedom of choice and to do as she pleases or to drag her by the hair back to my cave - and surprisingly alot of them actually let me pull their hair (well, not in the drag to cave way but in a playful way).

you seem to be hell bent on proving or beleiving that i'm disrespectful or abusive towards women. NO, i just don't get overly concerned with the ones i don't know (like the tenant in the original question in this thread). the ones i know i treat very well - and i'm not just talking $$ either.

i'm not gonna rag on you for what you posted in your jakobee thread because it did take some courage on your part to put your true emotions into it, but the whole lack of comfort with intimacy thing is something very unknown to me. i suppose if i were to "beat my women down" that would change. but in the meantime i can enjoy the company of many women and not worry about how i'm perceived. and if the way i do things is working and nobody's getting hurt, then there's really nothing to fix.

 

[jimbo2006]

Wow guys, my head's spinning as there's more back & forth here than a Federer vs Nadal match. Now if there ever was a Perb definition of a hijack then this would by default become the illustration in this and every subsequent version of Webster's dictionary from now on But I must say for pure entertainment value, this thread takes the cake.

In the red corner:
Imrokhaard, I got a question for you dude if you don't mind that is. I don't mean to (nor do I wish to) offend you d..dude so don't take this the wrong way man (I swear to God)..ohh shites did I take the lord in vain again? Damn..anyway let me apologize to you again in advance..ssorry ssorry but..... ok here goes...that "you got owned" compilation sent a cold chill up my spine. yyyou sure yyou don't know voodoo or something?

In the blue corner:
Kalel, maybe Imrockhaard associates you (by your attitude or style of writing) with something in his past or immediate past that deeply disturbs him still...I dunno just a guess

 

[goodguynotdumb]

What kind of animal is he???

Imrockhaard is confusing me. First I thought he was a commie and just hated landlords; then I thought he was a born again Christian nut case trying to preach to us; then I figured he had confused PERB for one of those groups that talk out their mental challanges.

Now I see him as a theat to public safety as he wishes to assualt someone with a potential weapon merely becuase someguy wishes to float an idea as to how to help a girl out. He has a daughter...great I have 5....I would hope that if one of them were ever broke, that she would be offerred a roof over becoming a street dweller and that she could make up her on mind. It is her free choice to make and, if she chose the roof, it is the business of her and the kind gentleman. It is not for us to judge either one of them as they are both adults capable of tending to their own affairs without some judgemental PC asshole pontificating over the process.

For all I know the renter in question bounched the cheque as a ploy to entice the landload. Women have been known to do things like that.

For those that think courts would entertain this issue, I suggest they go and sit in one for a day. To get this before a judge, you must first dial 911 and get a cop to issue refer the case to Crown Consul who must then approve the charges of suggesting an alternative to being made homeless. Like where is the gun or knife??

If you could get a cop and Crown to stop laughing and actually get this before a judge who is over worked and trying to clear his docket every day, the judge would hold all concerned in comtempt.

Dudes, this a website for cock hounds looking for good value in female flesh. It not an encounter club for guys who need professional help. Good luck to you and your daughter, Imrockhaard , and if you ever return to planet Earth, give me a call.

This is simply the most stupid thread ever, in my humble and respectful view.

 

[overdone]

Imrockhaard is confusing me. First I thought he was a commie and just hated landlords; then I thought he was a born again Christian nut case trying to preach to us; then I figured he had confused PERB for one of those groups that talk out their mental challanges.

Now I see him as a theat to public safety as he wishes to assualt someone with a potential weapon merely becuase someguy wishes to float an idea as to how to help a girl out. He has a daughter...great I have 5....I would hope that if one of them were ever broke, that she would be offerred a roof over becoming a street dweller and that she could make up her on mind. It is her free choice to make and, if she chose the roof, it is the business of her and the kind gentleman. It is not for us to judge either one of them as they are both adults capable of tending to their own affairs without some judgemental PC asshole pontificating over the process.

For all I know the renter in question bounched the cheque as a ploy to entice the landload. Women have been known to do things like that.

For those that think courts would entertain this issue, I suggest they go and sit in one for a day. To get this before a judge, you must first dial 911 and get a cop to issue refer the case to Crown Consul who must then approve the charges of suggesting an alternative to being made homeless. Like where is the gun or knife??

If you could get a cop and Crown to stop laughing and actually get this before a judge who is over worked and trying to clear his docket every day, the judge would hold all concerned in comtempt.

Dudes, this a website for cock hounds looking for good value in female flesh. It not an encounter club for guys who need professional help. Good luck to you and your daughter, Imrockhaard , and if you ever return to planet Earth, give me a call.

This is simply the most stupid thread ever, in my humble and respectful view.

And it only took you 1 1/2 years to get through it. Congratulations.