I guess I do mess around with farm animals

[tianna]

doesn't everyone ???
ok funny story.. I went to the zoo yesterday, and I was checking out the lamas, and one walked over to me brought its face right down to me.. looked me in the eyes and then leaned in... I did not know what to think... is it going to bite my nose off or what ??? and then wham... the creature just started to kiss me.. my cheek.. my chin... it would pull away look at me.. and then lean in for some more.. !!!! I must have smelled good I guess.. and I check out the goods on this animal.. it was a girl.. anyone else ever had a lesbian affair with lama
kisses tianna
don't worry I have brushed flossed and cleaned myself up !!!

 

[Danika]

Looking for love!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LAMA LOVER....sick !
Kodak moment I bet for sure!
Glad you had fun with the animals....your family awe!
lol hugs and kisses buddy!

 

[Rower Guy]

L/A/S? Donation? Link?

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

I didnt know they had Lamas at the local zoo. Maybe Tianna was a Lama her previous life lol

 

[tianna]

maybe I was lol

she sure did like me

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

Scarlett Johanson was recently quoted saying she swam with male dolphins and these horny buggers constantly humped her leg.

 

[chilli]

People listen to me!!!!

I am right about everything.

 

[tianna]

nope

........u are not!

 

[LaCreme]

RE; chilli

People listen to me!!!!

I am right about everything.

if it make you feel good and happy yes you do..
my french side had to say that!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

fuck, this was an hilarious start to the post. A lesbian llama? Gawd...surely everyone knows llama's are straight.

*looks around for the velcro mitts*

 

[LaCreme]

lama lesbo

fuck, this was an hilarious start to the post. A lesbian llama? Gawd...surely everyone knows llama's are straight.

*looks around for the velcro mitts*

yeah i must admit it was funny!!!
a lesbian lama ..lol have a good one tianna

 

[tianna]

I thought it was cute

the way she stared deeply into my eyes before she planted me with several kisses. !!! and to tell u the truth she had very pretty eyes that is one animal I will never forget

 

[edmontonsubbie]

and....I suspect, in whatever limited memory/consciousness that llama's may possess....she will not soon forget you. I am seeing clouds and hazy screenshots punctuated with violin/piano background....*CUT*...

l

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Scarlett Johanson was recently quoted saying she swam with male dolphins and these horny buggers constantly humped her leg.

Wouldn't you if you were a dolphin ?

 

[LonelyGhost]

Escorts are not the most pleasant smelling creatures, but what they lose in scent, they more than make up in affection.

They don't hound you, don't care if you see friends of the opposite gender, etc. etc. etc.

All in all, you could do worse

that's why i luv em!

 

[georgebushmoron]

I was at the Calgary zoo one hot spring day when there was a bus full of school kids on a field trip. Was in the primate area looking at the apes. Daddy king ape of the tribe was standing on all fours in front of the big ape family, staring at us all in an antagonistic way. Suddenly I heard a mixture of giggles and laughter and babbling from the group of children and the hushed patient sounds of female school teachers saying something to them. One of the kids was pointing behind the big daddy ape towards the family behind it. On a narrow embankment were a bunch of smaller apes lying about with one ape hand each between their legs, the hand moving in a slightly frantic motion. Oh my god, these were female apes masturbating!

I couldn't believe my eyes. Just goes to show animals don't have the same sense we do about things. As I walked away, I realised with a sense of relief that it wasn't daddy ape holding out his big dick and whacking off in front of us, possibly even ejaculating. That would have been something else, to say the least.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I take it from that....if she says...."let's do it in the window"....it's not the big turn on?

For me, it's not. But I've surely seen those who LOVE exhibitionist tendencies. It's just not my deal. Not sure how that ranks me with the rest of the apes. Perhaps I should stick to llama's.

eddie.

 

[visioneast]

doesn't everyone ???
ok funny story.. I went to the zoo yesterday, and I was checking out the lamas, and one walked over to me brought its face right down to me.. looked me in the eyes and then leaned in... I did not know what to think... is it going to bite my nose off or what ??? and then wham... the creature just started to kiss me.. my cheek.. my chin... it would pull away look at me.. and then lean in for some more.. !!!! I must have smelled good I guess.. and I check out the goods on this animal.. it was a girl.. anyone else ever had a lesbian affair with lama
kisses tianna
don't worry I have brushed flossed and cleaned myself up !!!

Hey tianna,

Charge the lama for kissing you. No free lunch here.

 

[Ironhead]

HHMMM!!! More on Lamas

I bet the Lama looked better than some of your clients!!!!

Which zoo was this. Must have been in Stanely Park.
You know,the West End!!!

I get this image of being in your new condo, entering the bedroom
and there is a Lama standing there beside the bed.

Does this female Lama like to watch???

Ohh hey better hide the fur rug when your Lama girl friend comes over.

I could go on and on!!!!

 

[Randy Whorewald]

doesn't everyone ???

It's an ever increasing problem nowadays!!