I guess I do mess around with farm animals

[TTTWISTER]

I didnt know they had Lamas at the local zoo. Maybe Tianna was a Lama her previous life lol

Maybe the Lamas was a pooner in it's previous life

 

[MissingOne]

Years ago I was in the Andes. I was listening to some of the local guys chatting in Spanish. They were talking of encountering a guy with a pack train of llamas. The animals were loaded up with packs containing his goods.

They like to decorate their animals with ribbons and bits of coloured cloth. One llama had particularly nice decorations, and it wasn't carrying a load. When asked by that llama had no load, the guy said "That's my girlfriend".

A joke, or ....?

 

[Sixpak]

Llamas are well known for getting over 'friendly' with women ... she never went after your hair? If you go south along the coast there are petting zoos in Oregon where there are llamas, pygmy goats and many other very tame and friendly animals ... you often see some poor lady being harassed by a llama that just won't leave her alone!!!

I must say, that llama had good taste going after tianna!!
Looked at her website ..holy ****!!! The type of lady I would fight any llama for!
Where is she available????? wow ... have to take another look..

 

[cutesexymya]

I was at the Calgary zoo one hot spring day when there was a bus full of school kids on a field trip. Was in the primate area looking at the apes. Daddy king ape of the tribe was standing on all fours in front of the big ape family, staring at us all in an antagonistic way. Suddenly I heard a mixture of giggles and laughter and babbling from the group of children and the hushed patient sounds of female school teachers saying something to them. One of the kids was pointing behind the big daddy ape towards the family behind it. On a narrow embankment were a bunch of smaller apes lying about with one ape hand each between their legs, the hand moving in a slightly frantic motion. Oh my god, these were female apes masturbating!

I couldn't believe my eyes. Just goes to show animals don't have the same sense we do about things. As I walked away, I realised with a sense of relief that it wasn't daddy ape holding out his big dick and whacking off in front of us, possibly even ejaculating. That would have been something else, to say the least.

haha, no that is so funny, i was at the zoo a few years ago, and the male ape was masterbating right in front of the window!!!!!

At first i did not notice, and then when i realized what he was doing u know i had to blurt it out real loud! A little exibitionizm is alright... hehe

 

[CJ Tylers]

I remember being at the aquarium with my little sisters and my mother, many moons ago. I saw something and suggested we should move on... my mother, not quite seeing what I was seeing (until a moment later), simply said "oh it's alright... they're just playing".

Yeah... playing with a 6' stringy ping worm and little white clouds everywhere in the water. :|

As for that llama... I'm envious of it I should get a shirt that says "Llama" on it and try that out...see if I get away with it! heh...of course, I'll probably be mistaken for a a dirty pawed ape soon enough.

 

[tianna]

lol

As for that llama... I'm envious of it I should get a shirt that says "Llama" on it and try that out...see if I get away with it! heh...of course, I'll probably be mistaken for a a dirty pawed ape soon enough.

that would be a good one.. I would give you a kiss on the cheek for effort