How to be a bad client

[LC18]

This was inspired by something that was shared by a peer.

How to be a bad client:

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should convince her to lower it for me because I can find other girls for half the price.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should insult her.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should call back 5 more times and leave an obscene voicemail. That should do it!

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. Let me tell all of my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should harass her until she accepts to see me without one. The ambiance will sure be pleasant.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.

7. I am not sure who I want to see. I’ll just email 3-4 providers and book for the same exact time. Whoever replies first gets the prize.

8. She’s already here, I’ll pressure her to do things she hasn’t agreed to do (rate, services)




How to be a good client:

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should find someone whose rate is within my budget.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should block her and move on.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. I should still use her stage name around my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should find someone who doesn’t require deposits.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should just do it because after all, I want to be fresh and delicious

7. I have two providers I’d like to meet. I’ll just contact my first choice and if she cannot see me, I’ll contact my second choice without telling her she was my second option.

8. She’s already here, I’ll stick to what we agreed on by text message and won’t book her again if I didn’t like the service or rate.

 

[theimp]

To me, a date is a date. Whether I am paying, or not. I treat all women, the same, with respect. If one is a bad client, one is probably a bad date, as well.
A shower, of course. Get clean before you get dirty.
Consent is paramount.
Harassment is b.s.
Trust is everything.

 

[westwoody]

The guys who go nuts about showers?
If soap scares them so bad, what the fuck kind of hygiene do they have?

 

[PuntMeister]

Take a fucking shower. No soapy, no fuckie. Don’t be that skanky guy.

 

[LC18]

The thing is that I offer you a nice shower with warm water, soap and a clean towel. It would take you 4-5 mins tops to freshen up. Why not just going?

I know there was an escort that mentioned on Twitter arguing for 5 mins with a grown man because he didn’t want to shower. He ended up going and when she open the door to ask if he needed anything or a towel, she found him fully clothed sitting on the toilet.

 

[wincity23]

I show up freshly showered or immediately request a shower upon arrival if not. However, once i did show up to an app't freshly showered and was requested to shower again and after viewing the bathroom, i again stated i was freshly showered (within 25 min) and would gladly stand for inspection. Normally i would have just taken another shower-no worries. In this instance, i was certain it might make me dirtier. There are no factors preventing proper hygiene in todays day and age. It's grounds for termination in a lot of places, not just this industry.

 

[Big_Guy_Rye]

So is a scabby-skank's argument for not wanting to shower is because it cuts into their allotted time?...then pay for more time! Or seek a 15min BnG with someone who shares the same need to rush through a release.

 

[grusse]

Overly enthusiastic (bordering on aggressive) behavior can be grounds for being put on a "no-fly" list.

 

[jgg]

I show up freshly showered or immediately request a shower upon arrival if not. However, once i did show up to an app't freshly showered and was requested to shower again and after viewing the bathroom, i again stated i was freshly showered (within 25 min) and would gladly stand for inspection. Normally i would have just taken another shower-no worries. In this instance, i was certain it might make me dirtier. There are no factors preventing proper hygiene in todays day and age. It's grounds for termination in a lot of places, not just this industry.

I check the shower before the donation is handed over. If it is a wreck, I leave. Sub-par facilities usually means everthing else will be sub-par.

 

[Forum mod]

Follow her rules, shower and wash your junk, if you want to have sex, it's the least you can do and common courtesy.

If you are so against it, then stay home and jerk off you filthy animal.

Stay on topic. If you want to debate farming and who takes showers and who doesn't start your own thread. I swear some of you just get off on arguing.

 

[Beasting]

The thing is that I offer you a nice shower with warm water, soap and a clean towel. It would take you 4-5 mins tops to freshen up. Why not just going?

I know there was an escort that mentioned on Twitter arguing for 5 mins with a grown man because he didn’t want to shower. He ended up going and when she open the door to ask if he needed anything or a towel, she found him fully clothed sitting on the toilet.

Why don't you shower with the guy? This seems to be standard protocol at the micros and those ladies spend a solid 15 mins in there getting me squeaky clean and even have some fun in the shower after I'm clean.

Alternatively, if you don't want to shower with the guy, why not just be in the bathroom with them and monitor their showering. Hopefully you have a glass shower door or see thru shower curtain. If you're dressed to the nines, heels, make up and hair all done. That's fucken hawt to see you standing outside the shower with a stern look saying stuff like, "let me watch you scrub that filthy cock good before you dare put it in my mouth". Sexualize the experience than you'll get more Neatherthals on board. You know, you'll catch more bees with honey, etc.

 

[LC18]

Why don't you shower with the guy? This seems to be standard protocol at the micros and those ladies spend a solid 15 mins in there getting me squeaky clean and even have some fun in the shower after I'm clean.

Alternatively, if you don't want to shower with the guy, why not just be in the bathroom with them and monitor their showering. Hopefully you have a glass shower door or see thru shower curtain. If you're dressed to the nines, heels, make up and hair all done. That's fucken hawt to see you standing outside the shower with a stern look saying stuff like, "let me watch you scrub that filthy cock good before you dare put it in my mouth". Sexualize the experience than you'll get more Neatherthals on board. You know, you'll catch more bees with honey, etc.

Why would I stay in the bathroom to make sure a grown a** man showers properly? That’s a turn off to me if you don’t even have basic hygiene.

 

[Beasting]

Why would I stay in the bathroom to make sure a grown a** man showers properly? That’s a turn off to me if you don’t even have basic hygiene.

You're looking at this wrong. They are not grown ass men but oversized filthy little boys.
You're always going to encounter a small percentage of morons. You can complain all you want but it won't change a damn thing. If you want to guarantee 100% compliance, then you got to take matters into your own hands. Pun intended. Like the saying goes, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

 

[LC18]

In any cases, no one has ever argued with me about a shower. I just heard and read it from other people.

 

[Moan For Me]

You're looking at this wrong. They are not grown ass men but oversized filthy little boys.
You're always going to encounter a small percentage of morons. You can complain all you want but it won't change a damn thing. If you want to guarantee 100% compliance, then you got to take matters into your own hands. Pun intended. Like the saying goes, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

i agree. i think your comment was misinterpreted. you meant more to say that joint showers are simply more fun for other obvious reasons than a man needing supervision as to how to shower his parts. joint showers are always more fun irrespective if i’ve showered before hand or not 🤣

 

[westwoody]

In any cases, no one has ever argued with me about a shower. I just heard and read it from other people.

It was a contentious issue on here for a while.
Lots of guys were furious about being asked to shower.

 

[Uncled]

Sex must have been nasty back in the Middle Ages when people took a bath once per year.

 

[westwoody]

Those big frilly collars they wore were to keep fleas off their head.

 

[Elzora]

The thing is that I offer you a nice shower with warm water, soap and a clean towel. It would take you 4-5 mins tops to freshen up. Why not just going?

I know there was an escort that mentioned on Twitter arguing for 5 mins with a grown man because he didn’t want to shower. He ended up going and when she open the door to ask if he needed anything or a towel, she found him fully clothed sitting on the toilet.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

funny, NOT funny lol

 

[LC18]

I’ve added those two points as suggested by people on merb.

Bad client

7. I am not sure who I want to see. I’ll just email 3-4 providers and book for the same exact time. Whoever replies first gets the prize.

8. She’s already here, I’ll pressure her to do things she hasn’t agreed to do (rate, services)

Good client

7. I have two providers I’d like to meet. I’ll just contact my first choice and if she cannot see me, I’ll contact my second choice without telling her she was my second option.

8. She’s already here, I’ll stick to what we agreed on by text message and won’t book her again if I didn’t like the service or rate.