"I bet myself $50 that I could beat myself in a race around the house. I won the first time,
which is to say I lost, so then I offered double-or-nothing to try to win it back. Since
I was already up and a little winded, I turned down the double-or-nothing offer. Then I
offered myself a handjob for $50, which worked out great because I got my $50 back and got
a handjob to boot."
p.s. I know $50 is a lot for a HJ, but nobody does it better.
which is to say I lost, so then I offered double-or-nothing to try to win it back. Since
I was already up and a little winded, I turned down the double-or-nothing offer. Then I
offered myself a handjob for $50, which worked out great because I got my $50 back and got
a handjob to boot."
p.s. I know $50 is a lot for a HJ, but nobody does it better.






