hand job

[lenny]

"I bet myself $50 that I could beat myself in a race around the house. I won the first time,
which is to say I lost, so then I offered double-or-nothing to try to win it back. Since
I was already up and a little winded, I turned down the double-or-nothing offer. Then I
offered myself a handjob for $50, which worked out great because I got my $50 back and got
a handjob to boot."

p.s. I know $50 is a lot for a HJ, but nobody does it better.

 

[Hardatwork]

That's like the secret of flying... throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Try it!

 

[nowayjose]

I was going to post a reply but I see I beat myself to it.


Damn, he's always one step ahead!
(Homer Simpson reading a note that says Homer, I owe you one emergency dougnut. Signed Homer.)

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Was that a topless hand job?
Tantric?

 

[Cali Scott]

Was that a topless hand job?
Tantric?

I recently got fucked (over) on one of those to the tune of $300.
Live & learn I guess.

 

[Ilovethemall]

Tantric

Tantric = your lucky if you get to play with the tits.....and then get to pay extra for not being able to touch then cuz it is all about them "giving" you pleasure.....why don't they understand that feeling a great pair of tits or ass does give us pleasure??