Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

[take8easy]

No wonder it was a "head on" collision.
They were driving north, but I wonder if one of them was going .......... south ..
Apparently, the male driver's private parts got injured. I bet that would keep him 'neutral' for a few days.

https://ca.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Florida man never disappoints.

 

[masterblaster]

Lucky for him his companion didn’t bite his whang off when he crashed into the truck.

 

[FreeG]

Florida man never disappoints.

Nor does Florida woman, loL!

 

[take8easy]

Lucky for him his companion didn’t bite his whang off when he crashed into the truck.

May be she only had her hand on the stick shift!

 

[Uncled]

I remember a few years ago there was a story in the news about a man and a woman that died when their small plane crashed.

The autopsy on the man revealed that he had teeth marks on his penis.

 

[take8easy]

I remember a few years ago there was a story in the news about a man and a woman that died when their small plane crashed.

The autopsy on the man revealed that he had teeth marks on his penis.

You would think that she would have taken her mouth off once the plane started to go down. But I guess she wanted to finish the job before they crashed. Either that or may be the guy wouldn’t let her stop.

 

[UhOh]

Had a new gf once give me head in her car while I was driving it down the interstate. She had tinted windows all around and swore no one could see in. Visibility out the windows was so clear that I just couldn’t relax and trust that the tint was preventing others from seeing in. Was too paranoid to enjoy the drive so not long into it I pulled into a parking lot to finish activities.
This was a weekend and the parking lot we pulled into was a closed business with a security guard standing out front, just my luck. I pulled to the furthest corner of the lot and now paranoid that the security guard was going to ruin the moment. Took longer than it should have but gave it every effort and finally blasted in her mouth the treat she was waiting for.
She would suck dick just about anywhere.

 

[masterblaster]

Shades of The World According to Garp

 

[angry anderson]

No wonder it was a "head on" collision.
They were driving north, but I wonder if one of them was going .......... south ..
Apparently, the male driver's private parts got injured. I bet that would keep him 'neutral' for a few days.

https://ca.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html

would have been ironic if it was this guy they crashed into.
Man livestreams FedEx driver picking up suspected sex worker in Detroit - Breaking911

 

[Bridge]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html

Don't Drink and Drive!!

 

[sexmaniac]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html

Don't Drink and Drive!!

I drive better when getting sucked

 

[MB Mod]

I would have liked to be there when he explained it to his insurance company