lady godiva was a maid
who through coventry did ride
showing all the villagers her lovely bare white hide
the only one to notice that godiva rode a horse
was a bleary-eyed surveyor - an engineer of course!
My mother peddles opium
My father's on the dole
My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole
My brother has a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear -
but they won't even speak to me, for I'm an engineer!
