Because that is stupid. I think you are talking about actually being in the middle of the session, engaging in sexual activity at this time? At what point do you think she now has the opportunity to rip you off? If you decided to pick her up at an agreed upon location, drive her to the incall, and believe her when she says stop here while I go get something (after you have given her money) then I think you can be concerned. But when y'all are naked and fornicating already? Again, where is the opportunity to get worried?If I was to turn that around and say if I pay a girl up front I can't concentrate on cuming because I am worried I'd get ripped off, I wonder how that one would fly??
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just sayin...
she might decide to kick you out after one shot when multiple shots were advertised and agreed upon - i read about that a lot
I guess sarcasm doesn't come across well in print... my point is that in a business transaction one person has to trust the other one first -- either I pay first and hope I get what I paid for, or the other person gives me the good/service first and hopes they get paid. For a girl to say she can't concentrate on her work because she might not get paid to me sounds like a girl who loses her concentration easily (business translation: if you don't pay up front you will get inferior service. Try that in other industries.). If I turn that argument around and say I can't concentrate as a pooner if I pay in advance, yes it sounds silly. I think it sounds silly both ways.
If I pay a girl for a service, let's say Greek, then in the middle of the session she says, "ooooo you're too big for me, you sexy man!" and doesn't offer a refund, I've just been ripped off. If I pay a girl for a two-hour session and she spends one hour and 55 minutes blabbing about her day, I've just been ripped off. If she lies there like a cold fish and lets out a huge sigh ten minutes into the session, I've just been ripped off.
i think we've got two camps here... the folks who do their homework and make sure they don't get ripped off, and the bargain hunters who take chances and sometimes do get ripped off. the former don't mind paying up front, the latter do. they are both right in their particular circumstances
I love this response. Edmonton is lucky to have such a classy and witty gal. That last part about becoming a DOM ... I laughed my ass off when I read that. To get back on point though, those are some great suggestions. Deal with the problem and if you can set it up so the client thinks he thought of the solution, so much the bretter. That way, nobody is offended but you get the results you want.I feel sad for the OP as it is experiences such as she described that often jade a potentially good SP. However, with time comes ways to tactfully and 'professionally' deal with these issues. For hygiene issues, I recommend the following:
Bad breath: Tell the client that you recently ate something and would like to use some mouthwash first. Then poor 2 cups of mouthwash and offer one to him. When you are using it, they will not take it as a hint/insult and will likely appreciate the amenities you offer to them while wanting to use them so as to be fresh-breathed as well. Or offer them gum in the same manner....
Smell from bum/genitals: This one is fool-proof. During the massage, pretend to shake the bottle of lotion over your hand while 'accidently' squeezing a fair amount of lotion/oil on their dick. Then say 'oops, I better clean that up so it doesn't enter into you and possibly cause an infection or something....sorry'. Then get a warm wet towel and wash them thoroughly.
Body Odour: This one is all about positioning. Usually BO comes from unsanitary hair and underarms, so refrain from Mish with these guys and encourage standing bent-over doggy, or CG, reverse CG, etc. If it is a reoccurring issue, the next time you see them say "oh thank god you are here to visit me! I just had the smelliest guy in here who didn't shower very good for me. I'm glad you are here to give me a better time". He is guaranteed to shower his best after that is said prior to the session.
For monetary issues, have a tray with a note as earlier stated. It places the donation in plain view and can be dealt with after the session (so you know you are not being ripped off).
And all in all, a personal website works wonders too! We are in the age of electronics and internet research. Long gone are the drop ins only. Once people locate an SP via her website, there they can read about you, your etiquette, etc. and come better prepared. If you are just some random SP, you will get just random guys. If you are a classy business-minded woman, you will attract the same type of men.
And if all the above fails, simply become a DOM. A slave will rarely ever pull shit (typically out of fear), and if they do.....well, you can smack them and feel no guilt for it.
I would say Kendra, is right. There are way to deal with people in any situation or business. The better you are to people the better they will be back. I think a fellow pooner, there have been many Sps who gave me hours of passion that i can never forget. and there are those who didn't and in fact made me feel down after seeing them. Which sometimes makes me inscure before going to see an sp as I really don't like going thru that.
In regards to the orginal poster of this thread, I think a Vacation or some time off may help and that your Rant may have help you vent, but may have made some of the member on this forum a little appreihensive when considering if your a good candidate for there special time with an sp.
Remember for some men this is something that takes great effort to engage in as they may have to change there schedules or come up with an excuse so they have there special time without endangering there day to day lifes. As the men on here and the sp on here, this is a normal thing. But for other people anthing to do with an escort is taboo!
In regards to the orginal poster of this thread, I think a Vacation or some time off may help and that your Rant may have help you vent, but may have made some of the member on this forum a little appreihensive when considering if your a good candidate for there special time with an sp.
Remember for some men this is something that takes great effort to engage in as they may have to change there schedules or come up with an excuse so they have there special time without endangering there day to day lifes. As the men on here and the sp on here, this is a normal thing. But for other people anthing to do with an escort is taboo!
I feel sad for the OP as it is experiences such as she described that often jade a potentially good SP. However, with time comes ways to tactfully and 'professionally' deal with these issues. For hygiene issues, I recommend the following:
Bad breath: Tell the client that you recently ate something and would like to use some mouthwash first. Then poor 2 cups of mouthwash and offer one to him. When you are using it, they will not take it as a hint/insult and will likely appreciate the amenities you offer to them while wanting to use them so as to be fresh-breathed as well. Or offer them gum in the same manner....
Smell from bum/genitals: This one is fool-proof. During the massage, pretend to shake the bottle of lotion over your hand while 'accidently' squeezing a fair amount of lotion/oil on their dick. Then say 'oops, I better clean that up so it doesn't enter into you and possibly cause an infection or something....sorry'. Then get a warm wet towel and wash them thoroughly.
Body Odour: This one is all about positioning. Usually BO comes from unsanitary hair and underarms, so refrain from Mish with these guys and encourage standing bent-over doggy, or CG, reverse CG, etc. If it is a reoccurring issue, the next time you see them say "oh thank god you are here to visit me! I just had the smelliest guy in here who didn't shower very good for me. I'm glad you are here to give me a better time". He is guaranteed to shower his best after that is said prior to the session.
For monetary issues, have a tray with a note as earlier stated. It places the donation in plain view and can be dealt with after the session (so you know you are not being ripped off).
And all in all, a personal website works wonders too! We are in the age of electronics and internet research. Long gone are the drop ins only. Once people locate an SP via her website, there they can read about you, your etiquette, etc. and come better prepared. If you are just some random SP, you will get just random guys. If you are a classy business-minded woman, you will attract the same type of men.
And if all the above fails, simply become a DOM. A slave will rarely ever pull shit (typically out of fear), and if they do.....well, you can smack them and feel no guilt for it.
I have been to a few providers that had that set up, but I feel gulity if I use their soap(I still do), because I don't know what their personal stuff is, and you don't know who used it last.
Hey great! Another one we can write-off.
I love it when they sort themselves out. It only reduces the vast numbers of alternatives.
If any of us actually knew which SP she is.
In this case it doesn't matter. The generic dimwits don't last very long in the free market of the world's oldest profession.
In due time she'll find one fellow druggie and evolve to be his life-long sex worker. She won't affect you and I at all once she evolves toward that future.
THAT WAS AWESOME! A LITTLE BIT OF OHNESTY! Can I get your number!
The cock thats inside of you isn't always little and thats when you begin to complain, "Your too big, we can't do that, hurry up and cum." I hear this about ten minutes after the session begins!
Violations of trust and ohnesty go both ways my friend believe me. There are many guys on here who have run into a woman who smells down there, isn't what she promised to be - that is the biggest annoyance -, tack on extras for things she promised to do in her post, and if he lives in a million dollar home with million dollar homes surrounding him don't walk straight up the long drive way and wait for your ride in front of his residence underneath the FUCKING street light for everyone to see you! WAIT INSIDE BLONDEY! Learn to dance, give a good massage and if you don't like scum bags increase your rate and you might land someone like me if you can handle my rules!
Need to vent, make friends with other SP's or see a shrink.
The cock thats inside of you isn't always little and thats when you begin to complain, "Your too big, we can't do that, hurry up and cum." I hear this about ten minutes after the session begins!
Violations of trust and ohnesty go both ways my friend believe me. There are many guys on here who have run into a woman who smells down there, isn't what she promised to be - that is the biggest annoyance -, tack on extras for things she promised to do in her post, and if he lives in a million dollar home with million dollar homes surrounding him don't walk straight up the long drive way and wait for your ride in front of his residence underneath the FUCKING street light for everyone to see you! WAIT INSIDE BLONDEY! Learn to dance, give a good massage and if you don't like scum bags increase your rate and you might land someone like me if you can handle my rules!
Need to vent, make friends with other SP's or see a shrink.
"Hot for you" venting: I have rarely read such ugliness coming out of the pen of any SP on this forum. Your problems go way beyond disgust of the client. You've taken out your vast hostility on the Reader. I pity any client who comes to you for release of tension or stress or sexual excitement.
You get the silly award here. D'uh It doesn't matter if you can't concentrate. It does matter if she can't. She's the one providing the paid service.
Don't tell me that all the S.P's responding to this have NEVER bitched about doing this job. You are acting holier than thou, if you expect me to believe that load. "Oh my, somone's having a bad day; That never happen's to meeeeee. I love sucking on stranger's harry balls, all day long" ........................Riiiiiiiiight. Granted the delivery could of been slightly more respectful, but its a vent. So it said right at the begginning. Im sure she is not naive enough to think that this wont cost her some client's. I was gonna come on here and open a thread about $$$$. I became an S.P to make money, yet everyone is asking for a deal on my pussy; Like I got it at wholesale. If I wanted to give everyone a deal, I'd work at McDonalds or Wal-Mart.
It is frustrating sometimes. It's baffelling that I should have to ask a grown man to wash his ass; especially since, that's usually the second thing that goes up in the air, following the dick. I love my job too. Don't meet many chick's who do, infact, so I've learned not to talk about it. I don't go home to a man, so I enjoy the intimacy and company. Do WE ALL get frustrated at times? Sure. We are sharing ourselves very intimatley and thats what men are looking for. Ive said before on previous thread's, I think all woman have a window of time that they can do this buisness. Once the window passes, one need's to decide wether or not they can remain doing this job. Wether this gal is done or not is none of our buisness. Men have the choice to see her or not. And most of us cannot discuss our job's with anyone. So we hold it in. For loooooong period's of time. Then we bust.
I agree though, It is up to us to tell men when we don't like something. Hell it's like that in life. You have to teach people how to treat you. Especially when your buck naked and about to do the mambo, with someone you've known less than 20 min.
It is frustrating sometimes. It's baffelling that I should have to ask a grown man to wash his ass; especially since, that's usually the second thing that goes up in the air, following the dick. I love my job too. Don't meet many chick's who do, infact, so I've learned not to talk about it. I don't go home to a man, so I enjoy the intimacy and company. Do WE ALL get frustrated at times? Sure. We are sharing ourselves very intimatley and thats what men are looking for. Ive said before on previous thread's, I think all woman have a window of time that they can do this buisness. Once the window passes, one need's to decide wether or not they can remain doing this job. Wether this gal is done or not is none of our buisness. Men have the choice to see her or not. And most of us cannot discuss our job's with anyone. So we hold it in. For loooooong period's of time. Then we bust.
I agree though, It is up to us to tell men when we don't like something. Hell it's like that in life. You have to teach people how to treat you. Especially when your buck naked and about to do the mambo, with someone you've known less than 20 min.
I can't stand stinky anything on anyone....disgusting. Just the image of the "skid marks" makes me cringe.
lmfao skid mark's.........................oh my fucking god, I just about could'nt breath breifly, I laughed so hard.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wow I know.
Fortunatley, I used to work as a community support worker to people with disabilites. Not in any way making reference to intellect, I swear.
Let's suffice to say I developed a tolerance of many bodily possabilaties.lol
Perhap's it's helped me in this job.
............................Chelsea thank you for a very very good laugh. I mean gut-busting good laugh
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wow I know.
Fortunatley, I used to work as a community support worker to people with disabilites. Not in any way making reference to intellect, I swear.
Let's suffice to say I developed a tolerance of many bodily possabilaties.lol
Perhap's it's helped me in this job.
............................Chelsea thank you for a very very good laugh. I mean gut-busting good laugh
Yes, yes, we wouldn't want anything to upset the fantasy world with a cold dose of reality.
Your proud of the work you do,
You must have been molested by your uncle Chester in the trailer you grew up in down by the river.
You must have been molested by your uncle Chester in the trailer you grew up in down by the river.
