An Escorts Venting

[mistressfreyja]

You are my kind of people. You clearly get what you give....straight-up, honest, kind, respectful, and most importantly, royal treatment!

(PS: I try and stock my bathroom with toothbrushes, reg bar soap, unscented baby soap/shampoo, men's deodorant, contact lens solution (It's not just for you, Harmony!), clean towels, clean washcloths, hair products, axe body stuff, pain reliever like advil, tums....

I am willing to stock most anything that I'm asked to. If you guys can suggest anything that I may be missing to make your experience more pleasant, please just tell me. I'm not looking to hijinks the post.)

Leave the post,

Hot 4 You,

1.) I trim, don't shave, it is uncomfy while it grows in, but it is always trim
2.) I shower at least once everyday, if I come see you I have showered first, but if you suggest accompanying me in the shower I will gladly do it again, please have unscented body wash cause I can't be smelling like Jasmine
3.) I shave everyday, with shaving cream that makes my skin silky smooth, better for you while I DATY, please feel free to at least fake the fact that it is more enjoyable that way.
4.) I can get off in 5 minutes, but I have paid for an hour, or two, so don't rush me, play with him, cuddle him, when I'm ready I'll let you know, I'm past 40, so all i get is one shot, let's make it a good one!
5.) Have a nice pretty dish with a sign that says put donation here, I always look around awkwardly for the right spot, and I don't want to ask where I should put it.
6.) Please pretend that I am special, 250-300 Per hour is what most men make in a day / or two, so understand, I am making a significant choice to come see you, I really need what you are offering.
7.) Pay attention to me while i leave, don't sit on the couch and count the donation, I promise I haven't shorted you, infact I probably gave you $40 more than I was supposed to, and that was before we started!!!

And lastly, I may be older, I may have a belly, I may be unappreciated at home, I may be young, unexperienced and quite possible I may be a complete social retard, but for one hour I want to be Brad Pitt, Lebron James, and Will Smith all in one, oops I forgot Ron Jeremy too....

To all the ladies that have appreciated my presence or company for a limited period of time, I love you and salute you, to those who rushed me through, and were disconnected, well you won't hear from me again.

JG!

 

[Papa Chongo]

MY FRIGGIN LIST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER, I NEED ANOTHER JOB...

JG adds Freyja to the list!

 

[mistressfreyja]

That's sweet, JG Ty.

MY FRIGGIN LIST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER, I NEED ANOTHER JOB...

JG adds Freyja to the list!

 

[MrBrown]

Now where is the reputation button when we need it?!

Well written indeed JG.

 

[Man Mountain]

be fair, sometimes hes not so little, sometimes the guy leaves before you want him to, sometimes a guy forgives your bad day without making you feel like a twat, sometimes he smells so good youd like to stop chatting so you can sit in his lap and put your nose on his neck.. sometimes he rocks you

write that post too and you'll feel better than any rant after thinking about all the wicked times

This is why you're awesome!

And lastly, I may be older, I may have a belly, I may be unappreciated at home, I may be young, unexperienced and quite possible I may be a complete social retard, but for one hour I want to be Brad Pitt, Lebron James, and Will Smith all in one, oops I forgot Ron Jeremy too....

To all the ladies that have appreciated my presence or company for a limited period of time, I love you and salute you, to those who rushed me through, and were disconnected, well you won't hear from me again.

JG!

Great post, Johnny! I really do miss the rep comment feature on this site. Would've repped you for this for sure!

 

[Papa Chongo]

Thanks Everyone,

I was quite serious with my response, although humorous, I feel for you Hot for you, I know there are assholes out there, and I know what you do is at times thankless, but be reminded that in the wake of NADF and Misty Moonlight that not all of us are bad, or disgusting.

Some of us are guys you may have considered dating if we met in a bar, Some of us have real feelings and really give a shit! You should spend some time with Angie, Nina, Freyja and other ladies like them, learn how to filter the crap, and then you may really start to enjoy your job! ....

 

[jnewton]

Thanks Everyone,

I was quite serious with my response, although humorous, I feel for you Hot for you, I know there are assholes out there, and I know what you do is at times thankless, but be reminded that in the wake of NADF and Misty Moonlight that not all of us are bad, or disgusting.

Some of us are guys you may have considered dating if we met in a bar, Some of us have real feelings and really give a shit! You should spend some time with Angie, Nina, Freyja and other ladies like them, learn how to filter the crap, and then you may really start to enjoy your job! ....

Very true, and great advice.

 

[Im Cuming]

So Can you give us a Hint??? What do you do for a living???

THIS IS MY RELEASE: not sexual... my verbal emotional psychological release....

DEAR HOBBYISTS:

I am an escort, I feel very proud of the work I do, and offer the best service I can provide.
After a few experiences I feel it is VERY frustrating and depressing to work in the industry given the following issues I have run into... THIS IS MY RANT!!!

1) You dont shave down there. FINE. But atleast shower with soap on the lil guy so he doesnt smell! BUT if you want your lady to give you a real mind blowing knock your socks off... I WOULD SHAVE. JUST LIKE ALL THE SPs DO!!!

2) You dont shower. Then atleast do the water/soap scoop onto the lil guy in the washroom before, or use a wet wipe! I dont want to find anything down there that doesnt belong there!!!

3) You have facial hair: either trim that shit down and brush your teeth and chew gum and use mouthwash. So I DO NOT see/taste/feel or find residue of your last meal/girl.

4) You GO OVER ON MY FUCKING TIME. YOU FUCKING PAY ME FOR TIME AND I OFFER YOU THE MOST INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE IN THAT TIME. I will not be a fucking bitch and kick you out once the alarm goes, but DO NOT take an advantage of me. 5 TO 10 MIN OVER IS NO BIGGY BUT YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE YOUR NOT BEING FAIR AND ITS VERY FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL. I FUCKING HATE YOU PUSH-THE-TIME-UNTIL-I-HAVE-TO-GET-UNCOMFORTABLY-RUDELY-ASK-YOU-TO-LEAVE, I hate doing it, and you probably hate me doing it too (whether you want to stay longer or not). I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS!!! YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE AND ABUSE YOUR PRIVLIDGE!!! And if you havent cum yet, NOT MY FAULT, IM NOT WAITING AROUND ALL DAY TILL HE STARTS COOPERATING!!! PEACE!!!

5) You wait until I have to ask for payment? FUCK YOU. You KNOW fucking better. Piece of shit.

6) You test everything I say, make what you think are "witty" comments? YOUR JUST BEING FUCKING RUDE. Your pissing off the girl whose going to be sucking off your yingyang, so Id be nice if I were you, if you dont want TEETH MARKS ON THE LIL GUY, because yes, HES FUCKING LITTLE.

I LOVE MY JOB. AND MY JOBS LOVE ME. EXCEPT WHEN SCUMBAGS VIOLATE THE UNSPOKEN RULES OF THE INDUSTRY WORLD!!!

Thank you for your time. Its not like I can vent to anyone else really. So I needed that.

Cheers.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

5. Pay upfront. This happens other places like..the liquor store, many food places, buying a car, etc.

no... at all those places i get to smell, touch (caress if i wish), taste and sometimes test drive the products before i have to pay!

joking... i agree with the op, and i agree with your translation even more - too bad she didn't get you to edit her post first

 

[TwoBrownie]

The points are correct. The delivery sucks large.

 

[jnewton]

I pay up front when asked and have never liked that part of the transaction. It's funny the best services for me have always come from girls who don't ask.

My experience also. A lot of times I've found that the girls who don't ask seem more focused on making the time enjoyable. The ones who strongly insist on everything up front IMHO sometimes give lackluster service. Maybe it's because I've been ripped off, but when an SP is really insistent about getting the money right away, I start getting nervous. Then again, most of my experience is not in the Vancouver area and I suspect most of the ladies on the boards are either classy enough or business savvy enough not to pull that crap on clients.

 

[*Hot*For*You*]

I love my job. Based on the various replies Ive got; the hate/love mail on this topic, I feel what Im saying is totally fair and accpetable (duh, or else I wouldnt be posting it!) YES I had just had yet another unfortunate experience in this biz. But this is the nature of the biz, you never know who/what is going to walk through the door! I bottled it up long enough to finally let my dearest clients have it: good and bad. So if you violate any of my expectations: IF I DO FIND YOU, YOU WONT BE MEETING ME AGAIN. I will make sure of that.

AND DEAREST FELLOW SPS: Feel free to take on any of those clients failing my expectations, I certainly dont want them, so you my as well enjoy spending time with them.

I'll get my favourites, and you guys can have yours.

Thanks everyone!

 

[island-guy]

Hmm...

Do I sense another "Misty-Meltdown" coming?

Here comes another NADF membership drive!!

 

[jnewton]

I always ask for the donation up front with a client I've never seen before.

Repeat clients are known and trusted.

I'm sorry if that offends some of you, but it's impossible for me to give you my very best if I have to wonder through the session whether you're going to have the donation. I hate that in this wonderful world we live in, there ARE people who will take advantage.

The fact that I ravaged a man at the door, only to find he showed up with no donation when I asked for it while showing him around and getting ready to fuck his brains out for an hour (after turning away a repeat client) really ingrained this requirement.

If I had gone through the appointment and then not gotten paid, how do you think it would have affected me?

I do not want to be a bitter, sour sp who is taken advantage of.

I give amazing service and I do so because I feel comfortable with someone.
And knowing you're trustworthy enough to pay before you play, at least on the first session, is what I need for that to happen.

Xoxo
Nina

And with someone like you Nina, I would have no hesitation with that. Your reputation is stellar and I would have zero concern that you were going to pull a stupid stunt. As I noted in my post, I think most of the ladies on the boards, especially the active members like you, are far too considerate and business savvy to rip off a client. Hope that makes my point a bit clearer.

 

[TwoBrownie]

I don't want anything to do with your hating. Your expectations? Fuck you.

I'll get my favourites, and you guys can have yours.

Another one who is stroked off of my list. I've seen enough ditch pigs in my life. I don't need to pay for them.

 

[jmmk]

The points are correct. The delivery sucks large.

The points are correct. The delivery is awesome.

 

[jmmk]

I don't want anything to do with your hating. Your expectations? Fuck you.

The point is wrong. The delivery sucks large. How very hypocritical.

Another one who is stroked off of my list. I've seen enough ditch pigs in my life. I don't need to pay for them.

The point is wrong. The delivery sucks large. How very hypocritical.

 

[somedude]

If you want to lose a good customer in business, have them owe you money. They will duck and dodge you to the end of the earth.

 

[Pillowtalk]

A few of the SPs have expressed the thought that it makes them calmer, more easily able to concentrate on the clients pleasure when the money has been taken care of. I totally agree with that.

And for the guys convinced that paying after wards gets them better sessions? I wonder how they measure that lol. Unless they are prepared to start paying everyone upfront (in other words, exactly as requested on the sps website etc), then why should I believe that they even know the difference.

excluding the guys who make it a "deal breaker" of course, using it as some sort of blackmail weapon.

The last ripoff story I heard was from an sp who had seen the guy regularly (more than 6 times) and he booked an overnighter. He decided to leave after 3 hours, instead, and while she had decided to get paid after, not before, is when she realized he hadn't even brought enough for the 3 hours, let alone the planned overnight rate. So what is it? Become a regular, and then rip her off once she starts agreeing to pay after the session?

 

[threepeat]

A few of the SPs have expressed the thought that it makes them calmer, more easily able to concentrate on the clients pleasure when the money has been taken care of. I totally agree with that.

If I was to turn that around and say if I pay a girl up front I can't concentrate on cuming because I am worried I'd get ripped off, I wonder how that one would fly??