A Lesson from the Grammar Whore

[Bridge]

The effect of this post,
Affected me most,
As I wandered and wondered aloud.
Why I definitely can't wait,
To defiantly state,
Poor grammar should not be allowed.

To give my mind peace,
I must give you a piece,
Of a gem of a thought i have mined.
Don't misuse they're, there, their,
Wear, where, ware, bear or bare,
Or Ms. Phoenix may tan your behind.

Bwahahaha.

Superb, move Over Edward Lear!!! The thought of bending over Ms Phoenix is rather appealing too!!

 

[theimp]

Thank you. I could never compare myself to the master of sublime silliness. These twisted, little, ditties just pop into my twisted, little, brain and demand to be released. I once had a rendition of " My favourite things " torment me for days, until I purged it by posting it. So now, on the theory that " misery loves company " I shall share with you, my poor victims

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

The effect of this post,
Affected me most,
As I wandered and wondered aloud.
Why I definitely can't wait,
To defiantly state,
Poor grammar should not be allowed.

To give my mind peace,
I must give you a piece,
Of a gem of a thought i have mined.
Don't misuse they're, there, their,
Wear, where, ware, bear or bare,
Or Ms. Phoenix may tan your behind.

Bwahahaha.

Bravo, sir! You know, sir, the way to a grammar whore's heart
The rhythm & rhyme get me every time!
So that seems like a great place to start.

But now I propose that we switch back to prose;
I'm starting to tire of rhyme;
Mr Imp, 'twas a pleasure, you're sort of a treasure!




(You probably should call me sometime...)

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Superb, move Over Edward Lear!!! The thought of bending over Ms Phoenix is rather appealing too!!

I LOVE Edward Lear!
"Once there was an elephant, who tried to use the telephant"...

And whether you want to bend over me or bend me over...I'm flexible! ;D

 

[theimp]

Bravo, sir! You know, sir, the way to a grammar whore's heart
The rhythm & rhyme get me every time!
So that seems like a great place to start.

But now I propose that we switch back to prose;
I'm starting to tire of rhyme;
Mr Imp, 'twas a pleasure, you're sort of a treasure!




(You probably should call me sometime...)

Wow, I don't know whether to chuckle or blush. Ms. E. I think I am in love with your brain. You ooze intelligence and eroticism in equal measure, magnificent.

 

[westwoody]

CBC Radio has sadly started sliding down the slippery slope of newspeak.

They recently started using "greenlit" to indicate a politician approved something.
They have been using a lot of other business-speak words too.