A Lesson from the Grammar Whore

[theimp]

Thank you. I could never compare myself to the master of sublime silliness. These twisted, little, ditties just pop into my twisted, little, brain and demand to be released. I once had a rendition of " My favourite things " torment me for days, until I purged it by posting it. So now, on the theory that " misery loves company " I shall share with you, my poor victims

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

The effect of this post,
Affected me most,
As I wandered and wondered aloud.
Why I definitely can't wait,
To defiantly state,
Poor grammar should not be allowed.

To give my mind peace,
I must give you a piece,
Of a gem of a thought i have mined.
Don't misuse they're, there, their,
Wear, where, ware, bear or bare,
Or Ms. Phoenix may tan your behind.

Bwahahaha.

Bravo, sir! You know, sir, the way to a grammar whore's heart
The rhythm & rhyme get me every time!
So that seems like a great place to start.

But now I propose that we switch back to prose;
I'm starting to tire of rhyme;
Mr Imp, 'twas a pleasure, you're sort of a treasure!




(You probably should call me sometime...)

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Superb, move Over Edward Lear!!! The thought of bending over Ms Phoenix is rather appealing too!!

I LOVE Edward Lear!
"Once there was an elephant, who tried to use the telephant"...

And whether you want to bend over me or bend me over...I'm flexible! ;D

 

[theimp]

Bravo, sir! You know, sir, the way to a grammar whore's heart
The rhythm & rhyme get me every time!
So that seems like a great place to start.

But now I propose that we switch back to prose;
I'm starting to tire of rhyme;
Mr Imp, 'twas a pleasure, you're sort of a treasure!




(You probably should call me sometime...)

Wow, I don't know whether to chuckle or blush. Ms. E. I think I am in love with your brain. You ooze intelligence and eroticism in equal measure, magnificent.

 

[westwoody]

CBC Radio has sadly started sliding down the slippery slope of newspeak.

They recently started using "greenlit" to indicate a politician approved something.
They have been using a lot of other business-speak words too.