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A Lesson from the Grammar Whore

Ms Erica Phoenix

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In Your Wildest Dreams!
Think you nailed the root of the problem there !
Well I started teaching at the height of the WHOLE LANGUAGE craze. From my personal, not inconsiderable, teaching experience, I KNOW this to be the case.

For the sapiophiles out there, here's a sexy statistic. According to my most recent Wexler Adult Intelligence Scale (WAIS), my Verbal IQ score puts me in the top .5th percentile of the population. I could read before I started kindergarten. I also grew up in a generation where we were taught the English language with spelling lessons, composition lessons, grammar lessons, handwriting lessons, etc. We were EXPLICITLY taught the parts of speech & rules of how to use them properly in a didactiic manner: the teacher put examples on the board, we copied them off the board, we learned the difference between and adverb or an adjective. On Monday, there was a Spelling pretest. A list of words was given; you either got them all right, or you corrected & practiced the ones you got incorrect. On & on it goes. I loved to read, and I love to write, because I enjoy the way that language can be crafted by using (or sometimes by smashing) the rules.

Then came the 90s. All the educational research was about whole language & the immersive experience. Teaching the love of language & literature first & foremost, using examples of pattern & repetitive language to help stimulate that, and helping students to internalize the rules of grammar, spelling, syntax, et al. BALLS!

By the 00s we were onto Directed Reading Instruction....as the pendulum swung back again.
 

johnsmit

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Hmmm I guess this is where I am ment to chime in???
With examples of bad spelling and poor grammar. ��
 

jgg

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Sticky this please.
 

johnsmit

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That video is hitting very close to home concerning how the grammar nazzzies depend on grammar and spelling errors made . Namely by me .lol :-(
 

carefulone

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Hmmm
Grammar Whore - an entirely new type of "Service Provider".
Next time we get together Erica I'll have to get you to talk dirty to me - so we can discuss "diction":cool:
 

Bridge

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Dig into your bookshelves and pull out, "Eats, Shoots and Leaves," by Lynne Truss
 

golferjohn

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how about:

piqued/peaked/peeked

per se/per say (cringe)

here/hear

this could take a while (awhile)
 

wetnose

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My personal annoyance is the lack of punctuation or on occasion, paragraphs.

Just a stream of thought, with no commas or periods. I speculate they're writing the post from their phones but it's still no excuse.
 

Dick Ford

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The best homophone I've seen has to be "Pre-Madonna" for "prima donna".

And I guess we can blame the Segway for ruining how people spell segue.

Just remember to always take the reins, no matter how hard it rains, if you want to reign supreme. You'll be happier in the end :bolt:
 

theimp

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The effect of this post,
Affected me most,
As I wandered and wondered aloud.
Why I definitely can't wait,
To defiantly state,
Poor grammar should not be allowed.

To give my mind peace,
I must give you a piece,
Of a gem of a thought i have mined.
Don't misuse they're, there, their,
Wear, where, ware, bear or bare,
Or Ms. Phoenix may tan your behind.

Bwahahaha.
 

brown25

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I believe the western world is one Executive Order away from being allowed to spell however they want.

"Starting tomorrow, your going to be free to spell how you want, and grammar nazis will be told to mind there own business!"
 

johnsmit

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All the examples that have been giving just show some of the difficulties of spelling in the English language.
The old English had many gender specific word like most other Latin and northern languages where you have to use the correct mascalin or feminine variation of a word when speaking and spelling
Todays english only has a few ,mainly when talking bout animals.
 

MissingOne

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... and grammar nazis will be told to mind there own business!
Most of the time we do mind our own business. But every once in a while, a grammar whore starts a grammar thread in which grammar nazis can play, without picking on anyone in particular. In the grammar whore's grammar thread, those who don't care about grammar can just mind their own business.
 
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