2026 USA Political Thread

[80watts]

When it comes to con men, politicians are at the top. Politicians say one thing to get elected, and once in, does everything in their power to enrich themselves with taxpayer money... So the asleep voters get fucked all the time...

 

[carvesg]

Say Hello the world's largest oil exporter. Everything is bigger in TEXAS.
"U.S. Becomes World’s Biggest Oil Producer During Strait of Hormuz Crisis"
We have choked out all export oil from the Strait, all customers are directed to go to Texas, where your tanks will be full at spot price plus 30 dollars.
Any questions, please direct them to Hugh Mungus, The Ayatollah of the Strait-a-lola
Anyone wanting safe passage through the straits will pay Hugh Mungus 2M dollars. Travels guaranteed by highly skilled sailors of the US fleet who have logged in over 170 Iranian sinking with not so much as a scratch.
This strengthens the US global position was the world's reserve currency, with excess oil sales of over 6M barrels.
In response, the US stock market has soared to all time highs, with all time wealth.

US stock market today hits new records as Nasdaq crossed 25,000 for the very first time: Dow Jones, S&P 500 and Nasdaq surge as Wall Street begins May with massive rally - Apple leads


Whose got it better than us!
NOOOOBODY.

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Lmao Nice trolling ! Next time ' you gotta " put more effort into it so that we can feel that you are genuinely invested because repeating right wing rhetoric lines make us doubt your statements.

Overall ... hilarious !

 

[westwoody]

Fuhrer Trumpfler’s golden ballroom was pitched at 200 million but his gop lackeys are now budgeting a billion for it.
90% grift, they’re pocketing hundreds of millions.

 

[sexpanther69]

Fuhrer Trumpfler’s golden ballroom was pitched at 200 million but his gop lackeys are now budgeting a billion for it.
90% grift, they’re pocketing hundreds of millions.

Was originally pitched at $400million and the funds already secured by private donations but now the taxpayer needs to fund it 😂 guess that $400 million never existed, surprise surprise

 

[80watts]

Say Hello the world's largest oil exporter. Everything is bigger in TEXAS.
"U.S. Becomes World’s Biggest Oil Producer During Strait of Hormuz Crisis"
We have choked out all export oil from the Strait, all customers are directed to go to Texas, where your tanks will be full at spot price plus 30 dollars.
Any questions, please direct them to Hugh Mungus, The Ayatollah of the Strait-a-lola
Anyone wanting safe passage through the straits will pay Hugh Mungus 2M dollars. Travels guaranteed by highly skilled sailors of the US fleet who have logged in over 170 Iranian sinking with not so much as a scratch.
This strengthens the US global position was the world's reserve currency, with excess oil sales of over 6M barrels.
In response, the US stock market has soared to all time highs, with all time wealth.

US stock market today hits new records as Nasdaq crossed 25,000 for the very first time: Dow Jones, S&P 500 and Nasdaq surge as Wall Street begins May with massive rally - Apple leads


Whose got it better than us!
NOOOOBODY.

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I would be very interested in knowing how much of that oil coming from the USA is actually rebranded cause its coming from Canada? Buy low sale high.... Are Canadians getting ripped off by this?

 

[80watts]

Was originally pitched at $400million and the funds already secured by private donations but now the taxpayer needs to fund it 😂 guess that $400 million never existed, surprise surprise

How much is going into Trump's Friends with Benefits fund? Courtesy of J. Epstein and associated Child molesters....

 

[westwoody]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude.

USA wants Canadian oil.
4 million barrels a day!
The higher Trumpf makes the oil prices go, the more money Alberta and Canada get!

 

[rottweiler]

The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.

I'm going to riff on your poor spelling with a little word play. Given how disastrously and incompetently the war has been handled by the cowboy clown in charge of your country, I'd say there's a new Omar "Sherif" in town.

 

[carvesg]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude. Sell it the chinese, they are probably dumb enough to buy it. If someone wants the heavier stuff, well our new best buddies Venezuela can hook them up. We got them back on line and they are pumping, baby. US know-how. Gitter-Done. Looks like we are about to come into some highly enriched uranium courtesy of Iran, more energy exports.

Cuba is next. If was the Cuban Dictator I would not be sleeping in the same place twice. He should probably reach out to black face TruDON'T for a landing spot, since they are probably relatives. Do a cousin a solid and get his Castro relatives out of Dodge before Matt Dillan comes a calling.
The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.

You are so misinformed that it's not even funny anymore.

WTI doesn't produce heavy oils , asphalt and bunker fuel for example as it doesn't have to components for it (too light)...we ship you 4 million bpd and you are getting 450k bpd from Venezuela as of April. So you still need our WCS for years to come .

Stop watching and repeating badly scripted Fox News, Newsmax and Breitbart propaganda since they get things wrong constantly .

 

[carvesg]

I'm going to riff on your poor spelling with a little word play. Given how disastrously and incompetently the war has been handled by the cowboy clown in charge of your country, I'd say there's a new Omar "Sherif" in town.

Woh woh ! Don't insult Omar like that ... Comparing a tic tac toe player with a world renowned bridge player ... an eloquent polyglotte speaker vs a English munching president ... mathematician/physician vs a struggling 5th grader

But i get your drift ... 😉

 

[Larry's Torch]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude. Sell it the chinese, they are probably dumb enough to buy it. If someone wants the heavier stuff, well our new best buddies Venezuela can hook them up. We got them back on line and they are pumping, baby. US know-how. Gitter-Done. Looks like we are about to come into some highly enriched uranium courtesy of Iran, more energy exports.

Cuba is next. If was the Cuban Dictator I would not be sleeping in the same place twice. He should probably reach out to black face TruDON'T for a landing spot, since they are probably relatives. Do a cousin a solid and get his Castro relatives out of Dodge before Matt Dillan comes a calling.
The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.

 

[80watts]

Jones town cool-aid... Hope he drinks enough to satisfy his thrist.....

 

[licks2nite]

Rubio leapfrogged Vance to become the overall favorite to win the 2028 presidential election, coming in at 18% to Vance's 17%. Gov. Gavin Newsom sits just behind at 16%

 

[westwoody]

Another phone scam, but I like it.

 

[se7landrover97]

Was originally pitched at $400million and the funds already secured by private donations but now the taxpayer needs to fund it 😂 guess that $400 million never existed, surprise surprise

Wasn't the wall supposed to be paid by Mexico? And tariff by exporting countries? If anybody still believe this guy, he must be the stupidest person in the entire universe.

 

[se7landrover97]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude. Sell it the chinese, they are probably dumb enough to buy it. If someone wants the heavier stuff, well our new best buddies Venezuela can hook them up. We got them back on line and they are pumping, baby. US know-how. Gitter-Done. Looks like we are about to come into some highly enriched uranium courtesy of Iran, more energy exports.

Cuba is next. If was the Cuban Dictator I would not be sleeping in the same place twice. He should probably reach out to black face TruDON'T for a landing spot, since they are probably relatives. Do a cousin a solid and get his Castro relatives out of Dodge before Matt Dillan comes a calling.
The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.

I am just surprised when you said " they are probably dumb enough to buy it" referring to the Chinese. Have you even been to China lately? I think you should try going there first before commenting. They are so progressive and modernized. Cars are almost EV and self driving everywhere. Robotic attendances in supermarkets and eateries... buildings are so futuristic and automated. I was there for almost a month and I didn't see a single homeless person in the street. Go there and compare and while at it, don't forget to pretend to be a Canadian.

 

[se7landrover97]

USA wants Canadian oil.
4 million barrels a day!
The higher Trumpf makes the oil prices go, the more money Alberta and Canada get!

... at lease he has done something that benefits Canadians.

 

[westwoody]

Wasn't the wall supposed to be paid by Mexico? And tariff by exporting countries? If anybody still believe this guy, he must be the stupidest person in the entire universe.

Don’t forget the $2000 cheques from DOGE everyone was going to get.
And the tariff cheques taxpayers were supposed to get.
Neat how the tariffs ended up just putting more taxpayer money into corporations instead taxpayers.
Trump is making the average person dirt poor while enriching billionaires.

 

[sexpanther69]

Don’t forget the $2000 cheques from DOGE everyone was going to get.
And the tariff cheques taxpayers were supposed to get.
Neat how the tariffs ended up just putting more taxpayer money into corporations instead taxpayers.
Trump is making the average person dirt poor while enriching billionaires.

And maga still thinks he cares about them and is America 1st

Yet they pretty quiet about the billions of dollars thr trump family has accumulated since he took office while they have to pinch pennies to make ends meet

At least they got no new wars 🙃

 

[jgg]

Have you even been to China lately?

MAGAtts and most republicans have never left their own county, let alone the country.