2026 USA Political Thread

[westwoody]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude.

USA wants Canadian oil.
4 million barrels a day!
The higher Trumpf makes the oil prices go, the more money Alberta and Canada get!

 

[rottweiler]

The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.

I'm going to riff on your poor spelling with a little word play. Given how disastrously and incompetently the war has been handled by the cowboy clown in charge of your country, I'd say there's a new Omar "Sherif" in town.

 

[carvesg]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude. Sell it the chinese, they are probably dumb enough to buy it. If someone wants the heavier stuff, well our new best buddies Venezuela can hook them up. We got them back on line and they are pumping, baby. US know-how. Gitter-Done. Looks like we are about to come into some highly enriched uranium courtesy of Iran, more energy exports.

Cuba is next. If was the Cuban Dictator I would not be sleeping in the same place twice. He should probably reach out to black face TruDON'T for a landing spot, since they are probably relatives. Do a cousin a solid and get his Castro relatives out of Dodge before Matt Dillan comes a calling.
The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.

You are so misinformed that it's not even funny anymore.

WTI doesn't produce heavy oils , asphalt and bunker fuel for example as it doesn't have to components for it (too light)...we ship you 4 million bpd and you are getting 450k bpd from Venezuela as of April. So you still need our WCS for years to come .

Stop watching and repeating badly scripted Fox News, Newsmax and Breitbart propaganda since they get things wrong constantly .

 

[carvesg]

I'm going to riff on your poor spelling with a little word play. Given how disastrously and incompetently the war has been handled by the cowboy clown in charge of your country, I'd say there's a new Omar "Sherif" in town.

Woh woh ! Don't insult Omar like that ... Comparing a tic toc player with a world renowned bridge player ... an eloquent polyglotte speaker vs a English munching president ... mathematician/physician vs a struggling 5th grader

But i get your drift ... 😉

 

[Larry's Torch]

Look kid, no one wants your flammable dirt when they can get West TEXAS sweet crude. Sell it the chinese, they are probably dumb enough to buy it. If someone wants the heavier stuff, well our new best buddies Venezuela can hook them up. We got them back on line and they are pumping, baby. US know-how. Gitter-Done. Looks like we are about to come into some highly enriched uranium courtesy of Iran, more energy exports.

Cuba is next. If was the Cuban Dictator I would not be sleeping in the same place twice. He should probably reach out to black face TruDON'T for a landing spot, since they are probably relatives. Do a cousin a solid and get his Castro relatives out of Dodge before Matt Dillan comes a calling.
The world is Dodge City 1885 and there is a new sherif in town.