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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    I have to re-read this shit sometimes.... Thanks for the lifestory low-down. I can almost place it in my head. LMAO. Uh oh.....maybe I knew you years ago.... I'm OK without knowing your accordian proclivities, though. Kinda makes me proud and disturbed at the same time. :p:p:p Though, this...
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    Impressive, if nothing else! Everyone gets a cookie!!!! But....you will have to earn it!
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    That kept one ticking on-course. PS: MetronoMe.
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    Yeah, I wasn`t expecting Hunka to be a cabby. But, I don`t discriminate. Hopefully you shut the meter off when you`re off-course. That`s HOT! haha I guess VK and I set ourselves up for shorter wait-times. It wasn`t our intent. It was certainly humor and playfulness, though. Will keep you posted...
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    I am almost positive I have relayed the name of my extreme piano teacher to you:). She was effective, and I learned a lot. I took her seriously. She was an Adjudicator that I could learn from, what the others were really seeking. Focus on the important things, per se. But, if I didn`t have...
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    I come bearing Limericks and Cookies. And spanks.
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    LImericks have a common rhyme. Do do do do do do do do. Do do, do do do do. Do do do do do... Do do do do do. And it all comes together rhyming at conclusion. I need to teach you music? I volunteer teaching with methods that I remember clearly......
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    You`re just engaging me such that I stay up and book my ticket. Dichotomy? Why didn`t you write me a limerick? I can think of words that rhyme.... -lobotomy -monotony. Haha. I`m still on hold.....:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    Presumptuous, and should be sleeping NOW! Now you`re just begging for spanks. Apparently I give them out freely. LMAO. Vk is good people. We have lots of giggles together. You just have to be on the spanking list. I`m a tough spankee. Women spank me, and I get wet. Men spank me and I get...
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    Cookie Bake-Off is ON!

    Vy doest thou boys causest for pause in thy thought-process? The Rebar on Whyte Ave rocked years ago. I haven`t been there in so long, I can`t say. But, I do recall them playing White Zombie and such on one of the floors. I have slight memory of Lush, the lack of tp, soap, towel, and cheap $1...
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    OMG, this was so silly. Dispatch told me he was single. It`s kinda like dangling a fish on a line, in front of a bear. Any people that think that I, personally, should be spanked for such an endeavor......wait in line. I live for this ridiculousness. Laughter IS medicine.
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    Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

    OMFG. I love my friends!!! So, VK forgets her iphone in the cab tonight, so I phoned it right back for her. And we called Dispatch. So, I told Dispatch to please put out the word to the boys, and I said there would either be a $20 tip or a spanking. Funny.....our cabby preferred the...
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    Santa's XXXmas Wishlist XOXOXOX!!!

    HotAC: I wish you sunny weather far away from Winterpeg!!!! Makes AC a lot more desirable. The Domme elvette is HOT!
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    Cookie Bake-Off is ON!

    OMFG...you guys are hilarious and oh so clever:) Luv....you know it! Eddie....gawd he really needs that spanking!!!! I was like, whatever Eddie-poo. haha I'm so tempted to jump on a plane and fly myself right to Edmon-groovie. I have that flight credit.....Wouldn't be til Wed at the earliest...
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    Santa's XXXmas Wishlist XOXOXOX!!!

    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!
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    Do you want a Perl Necklace?

    I did some special pics in lieu of PERLs. I also had some fun with the exposure on some of them!
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    Santa's XXXmas Wishlist XOXOXOX!!!

    OK, I've wanted to reply to this thread since I read it, but just didn't have the time. So, if Bad Santa will humor me to write a list as I see fit, then here goes: Fred: Another prosperous year of business. And HOT SEX. Mod-1: Hot sex when you are finished your moderating! That, and a good...
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    Cookie Bake-Off is ON!

    Nope, it begged for mercy but we were merciless! Then my local homeless guy picked it up promptly on garbage day! God only knows what HE used it for.....
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    Sucking toes

    LMAO....you haven't had any 'complications' from your years as a foot fetishist, Bad Santa? Toelio....hoof in mouth....too funny!
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    What do you think? Do I have a case?

    Are you in the right? Yes. Should you be willing to invest any more emotional energy towards 'stuff?' Probably not. My best advice is to let it go, and buy a new pair of boots. Oh, and perhaps don't hang out with those people anymore.
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