Vanessa Kelly and Freyja SPANK our CABBIE for TIPS!

[mistressfreyja]

OMFG.

I love my friends!!!

So, VK forgets her iphone in the cab tonight, so I phoned it right back for her.

And we called Dispatch.

So, I told Dispatch to please put out the word to the boys, and I said there would either be a $20 tip or a spanking.

Funny.....our cabby preferred the spanking.

Envision:

VK taking his pants off and leading him to over my knee with his COCK.

I proceeded to put his ass over my knee and give him some good stingy spanking! He was outta there pretty soon, but not before VK and I had a REALLY GOOD LAUGH!

PS: We got his numba.'

(We LOVE the Northshore)

 

[mistressfreyja]

OMG, this was so silly.

Dispatch told me he was single.

It`s kinda like dangling a fish on a line, in front of a bear.

Any people that think that I, personally, should be spanked for such an endeavor......wait in line.

I live for this ridiculousness. Laughter IS medicine.

OMFG.

I love my friends!!!

So, VK forgets her iphone in the cab tonight, so I phoned it right back for her.

And we called Dispatch.

So, I told Dispatch to please put out the word to the boys, and I said there would either be a $20 tip or a spanking.

Funny.....our cabby preferred the spanking.

Envision:

VK taking his pants off and leading him to over my knee with his COCK.

I proceeded to put his ass over my knee and give him some good stingy spanking! He was outta there pretty soon, but not before VK and I had a REALLY GOOD LAUGH!

PS: We got his numba.'

(We LOVE the Northshore)

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Any people that think that I, personally, should be spanked for such an endeavor......wait in line.

Quietly holds up my number.....and that number is one. Sometimes you just get the good luck of the draw.

eddie.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Presumptuous, and should be sleeping NOW!

Now you`re just begging for spanks. Apparently I give them out freely. LMAO. Vk is good people. We have lots of giggles together.

You just have to be on the spanking list.

I`m a tough spankee. Women spank me, and I get wet. Men spank me and I get mad....and like to wrestle and be physical (teeth and nail), insofar as I WIN. I love to bottom, but never to sub. It`s just not my thing.

Any people that think that I, personally, should be spanked for such an endeavor......wait in line.

Quietly holds up my number.....and that number is one. Sometimes you just get the good luck of the draw.

eddie.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Thank you for that clarification Miss Freyja. I just looked at my ticket number and failed to see the 0 behind the 1. Yes, I recall your comments on bottoming vs. subbing on your web page.....an interesting dichotomy. OOOOOooooooOOO...I have waited a long time to use that word. Nothing like a good drag em out match against the one you are attempting to best. But, that's a different thread most assuredly.

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

You`re just engaging me such that I stay up and book my ticket.

Dichotomy? Why didn`t you write me a limerick? I can think of words that rhyme....
-lobotomy
-monotony.

Haha.

I`m still on hold.....

Thank you for that clarification Miss Freyja. I just looked at my ticket number and failed to see the 0 behind the 1. Yes, I recall your comments on bottoming vs. subbing on your web page.....an interesting dichotomy. OOOOOooooooOOO...I have waited a long time to use that word. Nothing like a good drag em out match against the one you are attempting to best. But, that's a different thread most assuredly.

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Taking the bite,
Whilst she's booking the flight.
I reflect on the monotony,
of using dichotomy,
with the impairment of my full frontal lobotomy.

 

[mistressfreyja]

LImericks have a common rhyme.
Do do do do do do do do.
Do do, do do do do.
Do do do do do...
Do do do do do.
And it all comes together rhyming at conclusion.

I need to teach you music? I volunteer teaching with methods that I remember clearly......

 

[mistressfreyja]

I come bearing Limericks and Cookies. And spanks.

The spanking was more than enough for a tip. I enjoyed it very much....thanks ladies!
Now please stop calling me and waking me up at 4 am.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Tis the hour of the day I fear,
That fails to make my thoughts clear.
As for the structure of a limerick,
The whole things but a word trick,
And something away from which I should steer.

I am tone deaf to the nth degree......do said methods involve knuckle rapping? I am pretty sure I could get down with the rap thing. *turning ball cap around....**

 

[mistressfreyja]

I am almost positive I have relayed the name of my extreme piano teacher to you. She was effective, and I learned a lot. I took her seriously. She was an Adjudicator that I could learn from, what the others were really seeking. Focus on the important things, per se.

But, if I didn`t have short fingernails by the time I reached the piano, she WOULD cut them for me. And though she would try not to make my fingers bleed, she went as close as she could.

I supposed another element of Domme-training in my childhood.

Tis the hour of the day I fear,
That fails to make my thoughts clear.
As for the structure of a limerick,
The whole things but a word trick,
And something away from which I should steer.

I am tone deaf to the nth degree......do said methods involve knuckle rapping? I am pretty sure I could get down with the rap thing. *turning ball cap around....**

 

[edmontonsubbie]

The spanking was more than enough for a tip. I enjoyed it very much....thanks ladies!
Now please stop calling me and waking me up at 4 am.

Damn it all Hunka. No wonder I can't get a cab. Fuck this, I'm hanging up and phoning Westjet instead. I hear they have minimal wait times.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Yeah, I wasn`t expecting Hunka to be a cabby. But, I don`t discriminate. Hopefully you shut the meter off when you`re off-course. That`s HOT! haha

I guess VK and I set ourselves up for shorter wait-times. It wasn`t our intent. It was certainly humor and playfulness, though. Will keep you posted on the progress of free cab rides.

Out of the mouth of babes,.... The cabby said, I didn`t know what a spanking was, and now I do. It was a learning lesson for him, and he was happy! LMAO.

Damn it all Hunka. No wonder I can't get a cab. Fuck this, I'm hanging up and phoning Westjet instead. I hear they have minimal wait times.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I am almost positive I have relayed the name of my extreme piano teacher to you. She was effective, and I learned a lot. I took her seriously. She was an Adjudicator that I could learn from, what the others were really seeking. Focus on the important things, per se.

But, if I didn`t have short fingernails by the time I reached the piano, she WOULD cut them for me. And though she would try not to make my fingers bleed, she went as close as she could.

I supposed another element of Domme-training in my childhood.

I am not so foolish as to say...."no, I don't recall a story of that sort". When I was at the tender musical age, I lived in Aldergrove between two chicken farms and across the road from the Driedeger's strawberry fields. Kenny Driedeger and I were best buddies....he had a minibike...I had a Pusch 50 cc piece of shit. But, we were the shit. One of our chicken farmer neighbours was Eddie Fehr and his mom taught....accordian. Good gawd....can I squeeze a 128 key bass accordian like nobody's business. Other than the incessant tick of the metronone....no further observations regarding D/s tendencies out of that little deal.

 

[mistressfreyja]

That kept one ticking on-course.

PS: MetronoMe.

I am not so foolish as to say...."no, I don't recall a story of that sort". When I was at the tender musical age, I lived in Aldergrove between two chicken farms and across the road from the Driedeger's strawberry fields. Kenny Driedeger and I were best buddies....he had a minibike...I had a Pusch 50 cc piece of shit. But, we were the shit. One of our chicken farmer neighbours was Eddie Fehr and his mom taught....accordian. Good gawd....can I squeeze a 128 key bass accordian like nobody's business. Other than the incessant tick of the metronone....no further observations regarding D/s tendencies out of that little deal.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

That kept one ticking on-course.

PS: MetronoMe.

Thank you for that correction Mistress Sperminator.

Don't kid yourself, nothing is "free" and the rates are going up!

I am freezing my rates, if not reducing them on my sleep deprived mispelling and general inanity. I think we should all get a cookie for getting this thread into two pages within an hour. Most impressive.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Impressive, if nothing else!

Everyone gets a cookie!!!! But....you will have to earn it!

Thank you for that correction Mistress Sperminator.



I am freezing my rates, if not reducing them on my sleep deprived mispelling and general inanity. I think we should all get a cookie for getting this thread into two pages within an hour. Most impressive.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Impressive, if nothing else!

Everyone gets a cookie!!!! But....you will have to earn it!

And, in my signature signoff, I will wander down for a hearty breakfast in preparation for being transported by PREBOOKED charter air travel from the depths of Mordor to the beloved environs of my Edmonton home.

Much as Hubba states.....nothing is free. I will do my very best to earn my cookie and, subsequently thank you for it.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I have to re-read this shit sometimes....

Thanks for the lifestory low-down. I can almost place it in my head. LMAO.

Uh oh.....maybe I knew you years ago....

I'm OK without knowing your accordian proclivities, though. Kinda makes me proud and disturbed at the same time.

Though, this is not my original hood. I migrated, like a warm bird to the sun. Sun? Where IS the sun?

I am not so foolish as to say...."no, I don't recall a story of that sort". When I was at the tender musical age, I lived in Aldergrove between two chicken farms and across the road from the Driedeger's strawberry fields. Kenny Driedeger and I were best buddies....he had a minibike...I had a Pusch 50 cc piece of shit. But, we were the shit. One of our chicken farmer neighbours was Eddie Fehr and his mom taught....accordian. Good gawd....can I squeeze a 128 key bass accordian like nobody's business. Other than the incessant tick of the metronone....no further observations regarding D/s tendencies out of that little deal.

 

[maroonedsailor]

Grins - I was asleep when this thread started and now it's clear to me why I had dreams of driving a cab................very weird.