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Postlude: Why bother posting a vacation report? Well, here it is: my 2012 travel report. I was stubborn enough to complete it. Excessive stubbornness has long been one of my dominant character traits, for better or worse. Writing a report about vacation pooning probably strikes many fellow...

26: Repeat with Gu @ Spiky's Thai micro: Feel like relaxing in the arms of that sweetie Gu. I'm a little stressed out from a visit to Ocean Park—a HK amusement park with amazing rides, shows and exhibits, but also crushing crowds of visitors, mostly (I'm told) from Mainland China. Gu is...

25. Repeat with Hong @ Spiky's: another revitalizing brush with youth and beauty I get the promised pink vibrator for Hong at a Temple Market sex-toy booth, and also buy 10 crotchless fishnet pantyhose for HK$30 each (Can$4). They'll sure come in handy when pooning back home. Scores of Chinese...

24: Hoy @ Spiky's Thai micro: a chubby-chaser's delight After a snack at the nearby McDonalds, I drop in at Spiky's and ask for the only new arrival I haven't yet sampled. Hoy is a decidedly on the chubby side, but has the sweetest baby face, a snub nose and wow-sized melons. I book Hoy for...

23. Bing-I @ Elaine's karaoke bar: kindergarten teacher willing to spoil an adult kid I'm such a lucky bastard. At 9 PM tonight I go to Elaine's. At first she introduces me to a Guangzhou lady who seems shell-shocked and doesn't smile. "She's afraid of me," I tell Elaine and ask for another...

22: Hong @ Spiky's: revelling in a long-legged beauty's mint clam Booked double-time with Hong today, the prettiest of Spiky's girls. Hong is very tall for an Asian girl but not too thin, with an exotically lovely face and, like that previous beauty Mod, trained in computers. I spread my newly...

21. Gu @ Spiky's: humble, smiley, cooperative Thai sweetie Another Saturday afternoon in Hongkong...traffic jams everywhere. Doesn't bother me, I'm on foot on my way to Spiky's micro. She greets me with the words, "New girls." Music in my ears. Upstairs I see the entire lineup: 3 lovely young...

20. Angel @ Elaine's karaoke bar: Just returned from a 2-wk tour which involved a pooning hiatus—and a bout of food poisoning. Fortunately my appetite has returned, for both food and sex. I arrive at Elaine's bar at noon but learn, she won't be in until 2 PM. Right now there's another lady in...

19. XiaoHong @ Elaine's karaoke bar: being swept up in a lust-crazed trance It's the night before a planned 2-wk tour...I see the usual clusters of SWs around Temple Market, but only one dragon lady. She's sitting outside Lily's Thai micro, though she's not Lily herself. I'm always in the mood...

18. WenWen @ Elaine's karaoke bar: coping with the quirks of a newbie SP I vowed not to whack off on this trip, in order to avoid sapping my motivation to poon. But tonight I end up watching porn on my i-pad and spanking the monkey—without letting myself come. Half delirious with visions of...

Thanks for your interest and support Nerdburger, always enjoy your contributions. Damn right—on this trip I plunged my dipstick into lots more delicious cavities than would have been affordably possible here at home.:) And funny you should ask about ZhenZhen: I asked about her too every...

17. Nadia @ Lily's Thai micro: rushed session with a cheerful super-tightie After getting a budget haircut, I walk back toward my hotel via Temple St. I notice dragon lady Lily sitting outside her micro. She's not nearly as consistent hustling for business as her competitor Spiky. Lily...

16. Ya @ Spiky's Thai micro: a mother of two motivated to please It's 10 PM on a Monday night...and I feel rather stressed out for several reasons. Spiky has new girls, and I choose smiley, dark-skinned little Ya who has charm rather than beauty. I'm in the habit now of booking double-time...

15. Repeat with Mod @ Spiky's Thai micro: mating with a genetic marvel Thai girls have no trouble standing out as exceptionally pretty in this sea of Chinese faces. So whenever I do a mental cost-benefit analysis of where to go for my next poon, the allure of cavorting with a Thai sweetie for...

14. TinTin @ Elaine's karaoke bar: the old boy is still capable of MSOG It's a Saturday night, and I'm drawn back Elaine's, that proven hotbed of ecstasy. I'm a sucker for positive reinforcement. First I'm introduced to ZhenZhen. She comes across as a slighty washed-up seasoned hooker, but...

13. MingMing @ Elaine's karaoke bar: After a week of travelling with no pooning, I'm aching for leisurely quality service. So I return to a place where I've been treated well before: Elaine's. She brings me, as requested, a taller girl named MingMing. Friendly face; slightly voluptuous...

12. Ti @ Spiky's Thai micro: smooth-as-clockwork late-night poon The same day I saw Samurit, I'm out for a stroll at 10 PM. With the amount of skin that girls here in HK expose, I'm constantly horny. I seem to be settling into a habit of 2 bangs a day. Seeing mamasan Spiky on her stool, I...

Stray thoughts of a travelling hobbyist, Part III 11. My role model Thommo describes Chinese SPs as "flat," compared to Filipinas and Thais. Indeed, practically all my Chinese Indy SPs in walk-ups and from the street—and even some brothel girls—delivered rather shoddy service, rightly thinking...

Stray thoughts of a travelling hobbyist, Part II 6. I definitely prefer cheap SPs who deliver the goods without fuss. I like it when sex is easy to come by, free from needless drama. Anything that complicates or mystifies the process of getting laid puts me off. That's the way I like to spend...

The following are some uncensored thoughts from my vacation diary. If you`re not interested, please ignore this post. Jotting down such observations was part of my way of trying to keep my wits about me on the "battlefront"—to get perspective, to deal with pitfalls and anxieties, and to draw...