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    "If you love your friends, share this"

    Impressive creative writing effort, with a nice punchline. The story could be true, but "hushmagazine.ca" inspires little confidence in me. And what moral lesson, exactly, are we supposed to draw? "Get tested?" Don't have 3-somes? Avoid non-monogamous sex? Verify that a guy you picked up...
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    How to ask her to shave

    Appreciate the constructive input I share the view that no SP should ever be forced to do anything—so I totally agree with Miss Lux that a lady's pubic hairstyle should be left to her discretion. My point was that some SPs might choose to offer "shaving sessions," given that the...
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    How to ask her to shave

    Tend to agree. In the bald-beaver department, Western SPs are generally beyond reproach, though in certain respects they still need to get with the times. Definitely, letting a guy shave them is a service that SPs should consider adding to their menu. There's a reason why a whole porn niche...
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    How to ask her to shave

    Regular reports to come about Tant's bushwhacking quest! I think I've found a new mission in life. Just bought a pink “Venus Embrace” ladies shaver (about $10 at London Drugs) and added it to my pooner bag. I see myself serving the cause of human happiness, by helping to whack down whole...
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    How to ask her to shave

    For Asian SP lovers: Asking her to shave (or trim) that bush in Mandarin A Chinese hottie I saw the other day proudly mentioned, she had shaved her “little sister” that morning. “Wā, nǐde xiǎomèimei zhēn wánměi!” (Wow, your ‘little sister’ looks perfect!), I replied, with sincerity. She...
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    served with divorce papers today

    I'm joining the chorus of well-wishers Hey SamGomez, Right now, you're obviously still seething with resentment toward your soon-to-be ex-wife. Why not seek out a good counselor (PM me if you need one), to help get over unresolved anger—because the person you're most hurting at this point...
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    How to ask her to shave

    Absolutely, Missy! I've got nothing against a bit of fuzz on top, in either of its 2 main forms: the "landing strip" or even the (regrettably named) "Hitler mustache." http://www.thechurning.com/2005/12/16/hairstyles/ Just to clarify, I also think there're good reasons why a male erotic...
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    How to ask her to shave

    At a swingers party, I asked a seasoned male swinger if he preferred pussies shaved or natural. He gave me a puzzled look. “Been ages that I last saw a non-bald beaver," he said. "Don’t even remember what they look like.” Sure enough, swinger ladies almost always present their clams shaved...
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    Kamloops.. LOOK OUT !!!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!

    Fascinating report Ah brother! Our most recent experiences in this hobby—yours and mine—are worlds apart. Boggles my mind how someone with your lengthy (though perhaps sporadic?) pooning history could stumble into this type of trap. It pains me to see a fellow male surrender his dignity...
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    Looking for a mentor in the age old Art of Pooning...a proposition

    Congratulations on stepping forward—there's lots of joy awaiting you in this hobby! Hey brother, You sound like a bright, self-reflective, nature-loving guy with a poetic streak (though I'm not sure I like your handle). It also worries me a bit when you say, in an earlier post, "I'm a jaded...
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    Looking for a mentor in the age old Art of Pooning...a proposition

    You're good at playing devil's advocate Hey newatit, Enjoyed your anti-sexwork diatribe—though I hope it's motivated by a desire to provoke debate, not a projection of your own dark side. You're obviously guilty of a few sweeping generalizations. 1. Pooning is "not really fun"? Well...
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    Rant

    Telling Asian SPs about PERB—yes or no? Hi brother pcb, It wasn`t my intention to embarrass you in any way. Never occurred to me that Angie had your number. I never mentioned any details about your review, but simply that a favorable review had encouraged me to see her. On her request I told...
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    Should we try to keep PERB secret from Asian SPs?

    So yesterday an intelligent young Asian SP told me, she badly needs money to finance her studies in Canada. Eager to offer useful advice, I suggested she give excellent, friendly service to all guys, even not-so-handsome ones—so she`d build a good reputation (like for example Vivi, KK or Ally)...
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    Help Looking for Hong Kong Escorts

    HK is a pooner's paradise Hi Dharper, Being naturally frugal, my favorite stomping ground in HK isn`t the WanChai bar-girl scene nor the overhyped walk-ups, but rather the Temple Market Thai girl bonanza. It`s HK$120 for 20-25 min—the equivalent of less than $17. But why not add a HK$40 tip...
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    Erectile Deception: The Gentleman's Guide To Making You A Better Liar

    Thanks for sharing! Hey brother, I see you don't contribute often. So why this sudden avalanche of words? Sounds a bit like the slightly inebriated ramblings of a very smart guy—hope you're all right? Not exactly what we were led to expect: a concise handbook for helping newbies avoid the...
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    Erectile Deception: The Gentleman's Guide To Making You A Better Liar

    Fascinating read Hey Mr Blonde, Kudos for writing a handbook on how to go on erotic adventures without upsetting one's domestic applecart! You've obviously given more thought than most to the art of "pooning on the sly." I recall, from one of your previous posts, that you were married once...
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    Please Help?

    Hey Harry, The best way to learn review-writing is to read the review section and to adopt whichever reviewing style appeals to you. It's helpful if you state 3 facts: contact information (name & last 4 digits of the phone number); the donation you paid; and your rating of the SP's LOOKS...
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    What do you do when ... ?

    Hey brother, My view is that whoever charges for any service has implicitly agreed to let consumers share information with other potential consumers. Here's how this works for restaurants—no reason it shouldn't work the same way for erotic services: My view is CACTUS CLUB CAFE855 Main...
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    Two questions about massage establishments

    Kelowna sounds a bit like an erotic backwater Hey brother, Erotic massage choices are probably 5000% better in Vancouver than Kelowna—though you have one real asset there: Ms Sarah. 1. Places with registered massage therapists are a pretty hopeless bet for happy endings, as they would...
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    Once you have a pooner bag...any suggestions what else to include? (Part 1 of 3)

    Was going to let sleeping dog lie...but seems this dog doesn't want to sleep Hey Lenny, Yes, Pillow and I should definitely have a session sometime. I always relish her good-natured ribbing. It`s flattering to have her among my most dedicated readers. She insinuates I intend push a `back...
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