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I had a good time with Ashley from backpages,she gave a top notch massage then onto the bed for some pretty hot playtime.Her restrictions were no penetration or digits inside and there was minimal kissing but she oiled herself up and invited me to give her some attention,which I happily did.She...

Does'nt bother us as we're not making minimum wage like you,chump.

Do you have a bicycle? maybe you could ask if she's willing to double....

It took you this long to find that,copy it,and paste it on here? Congratulations,either you're a real poor reflection of the Alberta school system,or a classic example of the kind of genetic misfire that happens way too often over there.

I guess none of the students there will be bringing sexy back,either...

It definitely seems that way...every time I check their website,they seem to have new hires that sound very tempting.If they keep hiring at this rate,they're going to need more rooms at their incall or install bunk beds in the existing rooms...

If you want to combine a colon clearout along with some european travel,this sounds like the place to go: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/20/enema-monument-unveiled-i_n_108284.html

I spotted VIP's new girl on their website a couple weekends ago and had a strong hunch that she would be a lot of fun based on Ms Harvi's description of her.Intelligent,funny,and cute were some of the words used and all ones that describe the kind of girl that I like.I found out later that...

Lots of high school memories of cranking Licenced to Ill on the alpine cassette deck in my buddys car...their raps were so innovative and hilarious...wierd to think that MCA is gone already,that's way too soon.

maybe you should have brought flowers and a bottle of wine...it might have got her in the mood,anyways...

I saw a review on here for Sawyer a couple months ago,here`s the link: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?162636-Sawyer-VIP-s&highlight=sawyer I did see SweetVIP`s other new girl,Remi,last week and had a great time.I`ll post a review when I have a bit more time.

you might be able to get a gum job on Rock Bay a couple days before welfare wednesday for that but otherwise you're probably better off buying a pocket pussy.

Yes and yes,you probably can't go wrong with either choice.Personally I would give the edge to Rylie but that might be due to what I would chalk up to better chemistry beetween us and others might find the opposite.Either way,I'm sure you'll be happy with your choice.

I'm in the process of saving up 365 used condoms so I can make them into a tire and call it a GoodYear. On another note,who says our spent spunk is worthless,anyways? http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/23/zimbabwe-sperm-hunters-prowl-highways-looking-for-hitchhikers_n_1374629.html

I'm guessing that the OP probably meant "Juliette" when he posted her as "Julie".I saw her last fall and firecracker is a very good description of her...talk about energetic and uninhibited...anyways,from what I remember,"Juliette" took some time off from VIPS then came back part time for a...

Since were on the topic of Jesus and Easter...How come Jesus quit playing hockey? because everytime he went into the corner,he got nailed to the boards...

Too funny...thanks for posting.

he's definitely politically incorrect but he pretty much nails it...

WTH??? That was the most overdramatized and excruciating anthem renditions ever....some of the singers seem to want to drag it out forever...guess they're trying to get in their 15 minutes of fame all at once...

Thanks for posting that vid...that was the best laugh I've had in ages...and it's also very poignant...if only we were so honest with others during dating...