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And so ... what exactly is a 'real' relationship then? Just wondering because we all relate to one another on some sort of level day in, day out 24/7 365 days out of year ... I mean, don't we?

Ms. Erica ... I attempted the chat room, but whoa! what a different universe it is in there. Not sure what to do. Just start typing or what? Perhaps another time because right now I am going to start my day - shower, shave, eat. Is it true your face freezes if you stare into a TV/computer...

A "relationship" is whatever the people doing the relating want it to be, no matter how they got to know one another. As long as we treat each other with an ounce of respect and a dash of dignity everything else is gravy. :nod: I think people get a little too hung up on definitions and labels...

Hohoho ... I feel for you so bad! I had a wife call me, fill my voice mail until full and then phone me for like an hour or so one call after another until she passed out I guess (she had been drinking). The messages were so threatening that by the 4th or 5th message my stomach was doing...

You know how when you think you can swallow the whole thing, but low-and-behold, your gag reflex is stimulated ... ? :pound:

Only a few days ago, in another thread, it was suggested that semen (sperm, spluge, jism, that 'stuff' that comes from spankin' the monkey) carried most valuable DNA that should be considered a most wasted commodity if not used appropriately!! It's not surprising that those little fuckers...

:clap2: Brilliantly crafted! :clap2:

Look over here ... :welcome:

A place to rest one's ... 'head'. :eyebrows:

AMULIEROSIS: mental disorder resulting from lack of association and/or intercourse with women. :faint:

Thanxxx for the link Cock :)

Phew ... that would be a worrisome situation if it all just ended up in the toilet with nowhere to go!

BLANKET RUFFLING: amorous shenanigans between man and maid, upon the blanket-covered bed, usually restricted to digital exploration of her fleshy charms. :D * this reminds me of a book I once owned when I was 14yrs ... A Bachelor and His Maid (?) a Victorian...

Well ... what if a girl sucks out the last drop of wisdom, but doesn't swallow? Where's the intelligence get transferred then? :confused:

Of all the ways the exchange has been coined (pun :eyebrows:), I agree, 'blessing' is most befitting.

BLESSING: Amorous contribution to the enjoyment of the sexual act volunteered by a harlot. :welcome:

It was an alien abduction and within 30 days there will be an overwhelming slue of reported anal probings in the gossip rags. (just joking but wouldn't be surprised if it really turns out that way)

Lazy, hazy daze of Spring! Come and enjoy a romp between the sheets.

WAPPENSCHAWING: alluring display of cleavage or Alluring display of female breasts ... BUBBY CIRCUS. :thumb:

Very fuckin' nice :angel: