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... like getting to the head of the line at her favourite concert? :clap2:

This scenario brings to mind two movies: 'Event Horizon' and 'Sphere' ... both awesome if you are into science fiction horror/thrillers. :thumb: (not to be morbid or anything like that)

:pound: :pound: :pound: ... the blooper was way funny :pound:

ANTHROPOPHAGY: a form of cannibalism in which sexual pleasure is derived from the practice, often expressed in the 'eating' of genital parts of a person of the opposite sex. (anthropos {man**; phagein {eat**) ... nom, nom, nom, nom :p

:pound: :pound: :pound: Laughin' out loud over here!!!! :pound: :pound: :pound:

OMG! OMG! OMG! Just hearing you say that some dude walks right in ... (without knocking!?) my stomach falls to my feet! Funny you mention that though ... I have experienced a guy trying to open the door without knocking, but the door is locked and I am on the other side wondering "How does he...

I booked a guy some time in the afternoon for an evening app, he didn't show until an hour and half later ... I hadn't been expecting anyone, so was a bit surprised when the door buzzed and it was the guy for the booking - response "Yea! You're not coming up." What was his excuse? "I was...

ooooo ... titillating! Now, let me ask you ... is the one wearing a skirt slightly bent over?

What a perfect accompaniment! :thumb: Really draws out an image ... especially when you find out it's the 'shield' that was 'snatch'ed ... haha.

ARMOURED DIVISION: a parting of the female nether labia by a condomed phallus. (... anyone else get an impression of a Roman army? :D)

or how about ... "Please ... let me 'plant' that phallic compass here between this mounted Venus." :eyebrows:

Now I've never ever heard 'plant' described in such a way! :pound: PLANT: assist the phallus to find its quarry; said of a female directing manually the groping sightless male sausage. :pound:

MILLIONS ... you'll be rolling in millions! :nod:

Spa at the Century ... all of the spa essentials plus the use of the pool and gym complimentary for being their guest. You could literally hang out for the whole day :) Absolute Spa at the Century

:pound: You better bag that sock and rush it over pronto ... don't they say the shelf life is like 3 days?

dickotoole ... such a poetic way with words, I think I just fell in love (but don't read anything into that). :cheer2:

ANONYMA: a female professional thigh spreader, in allusion to the practice of operating under an assumed name.

Some of those contraptions are like a science project gone awry! :fear: Disposable Canned Vagina - it's probably for those most needed quickies on the train on the way to work where one just can't be bothered with clean up. Teddy Bear Vibe - this one was made for all the 'Furries' of the world...

OMG!! :pound: hahahaha ... maybe this is the reason for the double-standard. "They" do say men and women are designed differently.

I am new to perb, so I thought I'd take it upon myself to add me to the list ... :wave: (I am in Vancouver on the westside)