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That is a perfect afternoon (the drive and lunch) ... a favourite destination of mine is Dundarave and the restaurant is BeachSide Cafe (don't quote me on that ... names not so quick) The burger they have (or had) on the menu is one of the best burgers I've ever tasted!

:pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: ... :clap2: Good one.

I've always wanted to take a sightseeing tour around Vancouver in one of those topless busses or the horse-pulled carriage around Stanley Park ... I think that would be a fun and productive way to spend a day. ... but on those less active days off a warm bath, candles, a savoury meal, a...

Because of the visuals BadgerJohn I only have one thing to say ... WOW! That looks so attractive! Where do I get me some 9 inches?

hahaha ... I'm asking for more than 9 inches? Or he's asking for more intestinal tract?

WOW! That sounds so attractive ;) Doesn't the intestine, of its miles and miles long track, make turns?

Sweatier the better I say ... makes for clean slip 'n' sliding and then a cool shower afterwards to bring things to a refreshing end. :nod:

Now that would be a little too close for comfort ... something like eating that banana in public. Imagine the lears! :eyebrows:

PRICELESS! :nod: Funny as hell! :pound: Gotta see that again! Don't you think they have a Joan Rivers-type humour?

hahahahaha :pound: ... I was simply going to say "there's nothing worse than kissing someone who wants to be overtly passionate", but you took the words right out of my mouth. :clap2:

(in reference to "gross" vs "scary") ... and for those of us ladies who have experienced a "bad act", bounced back proudly, and continued on with our path - it is still a personal choice to do this work/maintain this lifestyle and expect we will be treated unlike how a victim would be -...

Aaah ... the best of both worlds ... to the point and informative.

I have the same thing happening ... yet I see mine and hers, but not yours. And there are 58 listed, but not viewable. :confused:

I know a little bit of humour puts everything at ease ... the anxiousness of meeting someone new, the discomfort from the sweat of the heat, the excitement generated once you step through the door to be pleasantly surprised ... I'd like for a gentleman caller to show up wearing a banana...

In essence, the way some men review their experience, sex is like a sporting event, but instead of fishing they are pooning. I agree with you Cameron when you suggest numbering an experience is lazy, and really that sort of laziness just depreciates the act altogether.

Not common yes, but not rare either. I know of a long time (almost ancient, most definitely old school) pimp who, 15 years ago, was looking to the school girls as the "next batch". Funny how he got his Master's in psychology when he was just a young pup. :confused:

Well screwu ... I'd have to say that, heaven forbid I had a penis, I would like for it to be fairly small (like unnoticeable) and out of the way when not in use, but when in use I want it to be quite size-y in girth (so much so that my hand doesn't quite wrap around it completely) and no longer...

hahahaha :pound: ... would that be an invisible plane?

I was part of a wedding party once and had to drink myself into possessing confidence just to walk down the aisle - I think I'd pee myself if I would have had to perform that number!!!

I will be cremated. I don't care too much what happens to my ashes after my body is burned, but I think I have to draw the line at being snorted :crazy: But I am totally on board (being an organ donor) with Ingrid - not so extreme though!