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  1. Elle Diablo

    Word of the Day

    arentwenaughty I'm not sure where on the site it is located, but I'm sure you'll have fun looking :high5: (if you find it give me a heads up)
  2. Elle Diablo

    Word of the Day

    There is this showerhead attachment specifically designed for a shower "massage" that I've had my eye on for some time now ;)
  3. Elle Diablo

    Word of the Day

    RHEONONIA: A form of masturbation practiced by women in which a stream of water, as from a faucet or rubber hose, is directed against the exposed genitalia. That would tickle insane-like! :D
  4. Elle Diablo

    Word of the Day

    Imagine you are at your desk working hard and diligently, such as any well-behaved man would be doing ... you get a text from your lady-friend and with graduating fervor ... MR. HYDE enters stage left!!!!! What would your co-workers think?! :eek: "Oh that westwoody ... he just has a case of...
  5. Elle Diablo

    Word of the Day

    hahaha Lo-ki, could you have that definition submitted to Canadian Oxford for review? SEXOLEPSY: A strong sexual craving of unknown etiology, coming on suddenly and characterized by restlessness, change in personality, loss of insight and a tendency for sexual violence. One occasionally reads...
  6. Elle Diablo

    seeking big tits with superior oral skills

    Did someone say "big tits" and "superior oral skills"? 36G and a moist mouth :cheer2:
  7. Elle Diablo

    Word of the Day

    TRIM ... "I would tear the asshole off an elephant for a piece of trim I wanted that bad." (I think trim may have something to do with a particular female part ... no?)
  8. Elle Diablo

    What really shows your age!

    A tip for keeping hands and feet looking youthful ... Olive oil. Rub olive oil into your skin (anywhere on the body really) everyday and VOILA! Youth. :nod:
  9. Elle Diablo

    rules to poon by, or select clients by,

    In answer to your your skepticism ... This is usually what amounts from pooner fantasy. This is reality. IMHO. :high5:
  10. Elle Diablo

    rules to poon by, or select clients by,

    Yea! Inquiring minds want to know!
  11. Elle Diablo

    Your a pervert if....

    Is he still considered a pervert if the panties he's wearing are by her request ... and perhaps the panties match the bra she wore that same day?
  12. Elle Diablo

    Robin Williams Dead (Suicide).

    My most favouritest movie with Robin Williams and a great cast of actors is What Dreams May Come Deals with a slue of life/death scenarios, suicide being one of them. Beautiful film, beautiful story.
  13. Elle Diablo

    Robin Williams Dead (Suicide).

    Just a side note ... Next time a friend, family member, colleague, associate, stranger ... anyone is acting out of sorts according to how we are "expected" to behave, as in happy, indifferent, tough, be sensitive to the fact some people are in pain and perhaps need a friendly smile or a...
  14. Elle Diablo

    Robin Williams Dead (Suicide).

    WTF! ... and "they" say the end of the world is not coming!
  15. Elle Diablo

    A Caress That Leaves You Breathless ...

    ooooh ... how relaxed you should feel. :nod:
  16. Elle Diablo

    Why They Call It 'Strange"

    Yup ... that drug called Euphoria can make things feel all fuzzy like :)
  17. Elle Diablo

    Why They Call It 'Strange"

    Tres bummer when you find out that the person you thought was a certain way turns out to be nothing of what you expected them to be :( ... but dem's da brakes especially when you try to mix "business and personal pleasure" thinking there's no real difference between the two especially when the...
  18. Elle Diablo

    Lady between 35 and 45

    Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a shit :high5: Elle Diablo - mature, sincere, independent
  19. Elle Diablo

    LOL of the day

    OMG!!! Aren't we, pet owners, the most loved in the whole wide world! I never had such extreme attention, but a friend of mine's dog used to pee every time I would walk in the house ... just wiggle over uber-excited and then just lose it! Too cute!
  20. Elle Diablo

    Warning..............

    Tickling May Cause Extreme Side Stitches.
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