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  1. Crookedmember

    Greek

    1st guy: "I think my bud has been seeing Elsi Dawson" 2nd guy: "What makes you think that?" 1st guy: "His cock tastes bitter."
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    Greek

    Frankly, if I'm craving sex with an asshole, I just jack myself off.
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    Recon wanted

    Yeah, I believe it's right by there on 500 block.
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    Recon wanted

    Kcanman, go to the Thai lady downtown on Bernard. She is exactly what you're looking for.
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    massage lady

    I agree with ez on Kim. The Thai girl on downtown (Michele) is another matter. I've seen her 4 or 5 times and it has been good. You can find her ad in the Capital News classifieds under Mind Body Spirit.
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    Armed Robbery at Kelowna's Garden of Eden

    Armed robbery at Kelowna's Garden of Eden house of ill repute yesterday. One shot fired into the floor as gunmen forced owner to open the safe. Scofflaws stole cash, jewelry, watches and at least two customers' erections.
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    Things have changed since I was a boy

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    Which SPs have you seen the most times in a year? How many repeats til you got bored?

    I've seen Miss Hand at least 50,000 times over the years. For the first few years, I didn't even need glasses.
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    The evil Bogeyman that is Climate Change

    Uh oh. The BC carbon tax is working. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/the-insidious-truth-about-bcs-carbon-tax-it-works/article19512237/
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    The evil Bogeyman that is Climate Change

    Sadly, that's what the right wing in North America has become. Poorly educated folks who distrust scientists and really anyone with an education. They get all of their information from youtube, conspiracy sites and Sean Hannity, and just keep regurgitating that crap into their crazy echo...
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    America Great Again

    The problem with the US is that the only issue that matters to a large number of Americans (Evangelicals, etc) is abortion. So these people will vote for and support leaders who cheat on their wives raw-dogging porn stars and Senate candidates who rape kids in their cars. Anyone who claims to...
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    Osoyoos - Oliver 411?

    You can try Chandra. She's near Osoyoos most days. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/interior/kelowna_okanagan_top_quality_satisfaction_westbank_wed_th_new_4hand-3696308
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    Cutting Cable

    You could have just said: "Oh. I was wrong about that. Sorry."
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    Are you sick of hearing "thoughts and prayers" condolences?

    It's not the guns, it's the doors! Of course, several doors comes in handy if there's a fire. It's almost like these Republicans are all retarded.
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    Are you sick of hearing "thoughts and prayers" condolences?

    All of these school shootings in the US sure make that lady at Tim Horton's look quaint.
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    WTF?? Irate lady takes a sh!t in Tim Horton's (Langley, BC), flings it at staff

    On twitter, the hashtag is now: #HortonHeresAPoo
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    Cutting Cable

    Not at all true. While torrent traffic is dwarfed by streaming traffic in North America these days, it's still the standard in much of the rest of the world. There is not a movie or show, be it broadcast, HBO, Netflix or Amazon, that is not available on the torrent sites within a couple of...
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    WTF?? Irate lady takes a sh!t in Tim Horton's (Langley, BC), flings it at staff

    As gross as it is, I guess now we know those Tim's bran muffins really do the job.
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    WTF?? Irate lady takes a sh!t in Tim Horton's (Langley, BC), flings it at staff

    Clearly, you haven't been to my house.
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    WTF?? Irate lady takes a sh!t in Tim Horton's (Langley, BC), flings it at staff

    Tim Horton's literally doesn't pay employees enough to put up with that shit.
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