Armed Robbery at Kelowna's Garden of Eden

[Crookedmember]

Armed robbery at Kelowna's Garden of Eden house of ill repute yesterday.

One shot fired into the floor as gunmen forced owner to open the safe.

Scofflaws stole cash, jewelry, watches and at least two customers' erections.

 

[MissingOne]

... stole cash, jewelry, watches and at least two customers' erections.

Were the police given a description of the missing erections?

 

[Fullhouse]

Wow, even the uninvited guests know that MSOG are not allowed at that establishment .......... single shot only.

 

[Cock Throppled]

This must have been terrifying for anyone present, and could have turned deadly.

Nothing but a hunch on my art, but I'm guessing this happens more than we know at AMP's, and they're never reported.